The ability to fart, but instead of farting noise it'd play Never Gonna Give You Up. So I'd walk up to someone, fart and then yell "You've just been Rick Rolld!"
[QUOTE="alexh_99"]the ability to lick my elbowMudcake_Mad
This. I think this is a great ability, not some superpower most of the OT'ers suggested. That doesn't count, everyone can do that! *Tries to lick elbow* Several hours later... See!!! I did it! *licks elbow of own cut off arm*
If Jesus suddenly appeared in front of you (wearing a zebra-print tuxedo because that's just how Jesus rolls) and was like, "Hey I'm Jesus, and I'm gonna grant you one ability for some reason," but the condition is that it has to be a completely useless one, what would you choose?
I would want to be able to see through most kinds of glass.
If Jesus suddenly appeared in front of you (wearing a zebra-print tuxedo because that's just how Jesus rolls) and was like, "Hey I'm Jesus, and I'm gonna grant you one ability for some reason," but the condition is that it has to be a completely useless one, what would you choose?
I would want to be able to see through most kinds of glass.
It's not a that useless ability but anyway: the ability to make duplicates (or clones) of the girl I love so that she will appear almost everywhere I go so even if some of her duplicates are already unavailable and with other guys I could still be with her other duplicates.
And yes when you're in love with somebody you believe you see that person everywhere. It's because you want that person to be everywhere and everyone.
I'd want to give off the scent of freshly baked bread when frightened.megagene
I'd wish for my sweat to smell like fresh cookies. But then it'd make me hungry, so if i was working out to lose fat in the first place, i'd just be tempted to go eat more cookies after. thus, useless.
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