If you could be granted one completely useless ability, what would it be?

[QUOTE="ThePlothole"]

I'd roll my eyes and say "riiiiiiiiiiight." And then walk away.

YouAmStupid

Oh that would be a very bad idea. I have a short temper, and have no quarrel with kicking men in their you-know-whats if I felt threatened.

I thought of another one.

The ability to talk to rocks. harashawn

That's a very useless one, I think we have a winner :D

Undress like Jim Carrey did in "Bruce Almighty."foxhound_fox

I thought of another one.

The ability to talk to rocks. harashawn

[QUOTE="YouAmStupid"][QUOTE="thepwninator"]The ability to make a body of water in which I am swimming invisible is up there too.mattykovax

The ability to eat whatever I want and have it be as healthy as a well rounded healthy meal. Toriko42

[QUOTE="mattykovax"][QUOTE="YouAmStupid"] Earth would totally crap itself if you ever went to the ocean.DigitalExile

[QUOTE="Yagr_Zero"]I'd like to shoot spaghetti out of my finger tips.nintendofreak_2

My ability to would be to have an unaccessible wi-fi network always at full strength with a range of 1 mile.

[QUOTE="YouAmStupid"][QUOTE="ThePlothole"]

I'd roll my eyes and say "riiiiiiiiiiight." And then walk away.

ThePlothole

Oh that would be a very bad idea. I have a short temper, and have no quarrel with kicking men in their you-know-whats if I felt threatened.

The ability to grow my fingernails.

The ability to grow my fingernails.

nacholibre92

That's really not that useless when you think about it. I mean you could have long nails when you want, and short ones when you're typing!

[QUOTE="YouAmStupid"][QUOTE="ThePlothole"]

I'd roll my eyes and say "riiiiiiiiiiight." And then walk away.

ThePlothole

Oh that would be a very bad idea. I have a short temper, and have no quarrel with kicking men in their you-know-whats if I felt threatened.

short temper? hes jesus for christs sake only an idiot would fight God

I thought of another one.

The ability to talk to rocks. harashawn

that'd actually be quite useful... rocks know a lot more than they let on to....

as for me, i'd like to be able to explode so in case im ever going to die painfully i can take at least my assailant with me :D

short temper? hes jesus for christs sake only an idiot would fight God

solo-chaos

I'm Jewish. So as far as I'm concerned Jesus is nothing more than a man. And there is absolutely nothing anyone could say to convince me otherwise.

Besides, the Bible says "God created man in his image". Think about it...

to give a girl unbearable pleasure by only looking at her and wiggling my fingers.muffintheduffin

In what universe is that a useless ability?:P

I'd like the ability to get any joke that someone told me.

The ability to enjoy bad movies, there´s a sh**load of those nowadays

The ability to enjoy bad movies, there´s a sh**load of those nowadays

hellrider87

The ability to eat whatever I want and have it be as healthy as a well rounded healthy meal. Toriko42

If Jesus suddenly appeared in front of you (wearing a zebra-print tuxedo because that's just how Jesus rolls) and was like, "Hey I'm Jesus, and I'm gonna grant you one ability for some reason," but the condition is that it has to be a completely useless one, what would you choose?

I would want to be able to see through most kinds of glass.

YouAmStupid

The ability to microwave food with my handsAvistann

[QUOTE="Yagr_Zero"]I'd like to shoot spaghetti out of my finger tips.nintendofreak_2

My ability to would be to have an unaccessible wi-fi network always at full strength with a range of 1 mile.

The ability to laugh. I haven't laughed in almost half a year. I'm starting to get worried. :( jaydough

[QUOTE="jaydough"] The ability to laugh. I haven't laughed in almost half a year. I'm starting to get worried. :( remmbermytitans

The ability to eat whatever I want and have it be as healthy as a well rounded healthy meal. Toriko42