If you could make yourself invisible...

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#51 positivebalance
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[QUOTE="positivebalance"]

[QUOTE="MushroomWig"] Lol, bank vaults require more than just a key. 99% of vaults require a password either through a keypad or a safe dial. Yup, being invisible would be amaaazing for that. ;)

MushroomWig



hmm... you can interrogate a guard, say you are a demon ghost, and will kill his puppies via swat team if he doesn't give up the code!

It would be funny if that worked because the people working in the bank would just see bags of money float out by themselves. xD



i, for one, would urinate myself.

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#52 Barbariser
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[QUOTE="Barbariser"]

Invisible people wouldn't actually be able to see anything, so all that would happen is that I'd be bumping into random objects as I walk and eventually I'd get squashed by a car or encounter some other similarly undesirable end to my life.

MushroomWig

You're thinking too much, obviously the OP is suggesting that you can still see.

Well then I would have to be on a constant run from the government because of the fact that I can magically force light into my eyes while having a goddamn light-bending shield around my body, thereby presenting a very interesting scientific anomaly. Still not a prospect I enjoy.

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#53 MushroomWig
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[QUOTE="MushroomWig"][QUOTE="Barbariser"]

Invisible people wouldn't actually be able to see anything, so all that would happen is that I'd be bumping into random objects as I walk and eventually I'd get squashed by a car or encounter some other similarly undesirable end to my life.

Barbariser

You're thinking too much, obviously the OP is suggesting that you can still see.

Well then I would have to be on a constant run from the government because of the fact that I can magically force light into my eyes while having a goddamn light-bending shield around my body, thereby presenting a very interesting scientific anomaly. Still not a prospect I enjoy.

Wow, serious business indeed.
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#54 Big_Bad_Sad
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1.) girls locker room

2.) bank

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Change the first letter of number 2 and you've got what I'll do.
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#55 scorch-62
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[QUOTE="butteman12"]

1.) girls locker room

2.) bank

Big_Bad_Sad
Change the first letter of number 2 and you've got what I'll do.

You can do that now. =/
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#56 MushroomWig
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[QUOTE="butteman12"]

1.) girls locker room

2.) bank

Big_Bad_Sad
Change the first letter of number 2 and you've got what I'll do.

Tank? You'd steal a tank? wow. xD
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#57 superquesoman
Member since 2009 • 284 Posts

If i were invisible, I can finally go sneak in the girls locker room!

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#58 MushroomWig
Member since 2009 • 11625 Posts

If i were invisible, I can finally go sneak in the girls locker room!

superquesoman
What's so amazing about that? It all looks the same.
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#59 weezyfb
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[QUOTE="WheresKinggiAt"]

[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

The obvious answer would be to hang out where you'll see chicks nakey. :oops:

Pirate700

You can see girls naked anytime. You don't need to be invisible to go to strip clubs. Also if you were invisible you'd have enough at your disposal not to have to do creepy things like stalk girls in the locker room.

I mean girls of your choosing that you otherwise wouldn't be able to see naked. Celebrities, etc. And I was partially joking.

yes, partially *shifty eyes*

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#60 Barbariser
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[QUOTE="Barbariser"]

[QUOTE="MushroomWig"] You're thinking too much, obviously the OP is suggesting that you can still see.MushroomWig

Well then I would have to be on a constant run from the government because of the fact that I can magically force light into my eyes while having a goddamn light-bending shield around my body, thereby presenting a very interesting scientific anomaly. Still not a prospect I enjoy.

Wow, serious business indeed.

Well, wouldn't you agree that my answer was at least original? I mean it's gotten very dull for me to see the word "locker" pop up once every half a post....

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#61 quadraleap
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First thing I would do is confirm all my suspicions about a particular person.
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#62 jpph
Member since 2005 • 3337 Posts

nick a load of money off someone who could afford it. i would definitely not go perving on ladies, i wouldnt have to once i had the money!

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#63 import_fighter1
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giggity giggity
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#64 Wolls
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Become a superhero :D
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#65 MushroomWig
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Become a superhero :DWolls
That would be pretty hard though, you'd still be human with all your human flaws, and if they used infer-red you'd be screwed. :P
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#66 markop2003
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[QUOTE="WheresKinggiAt"]

[QUOTE="Pirate700"]Maybe to you but that doesn't mean you should rain on everyone elses naked parade.

Pirate700

I guess no one should rain on KKK parades either if they don't find them fun. Good logic!

You're comparing the lighthearted desire to see naked women to the KKK. :?

Maybe he has a kinda fetish..... :P Anyway i'ld probably just hide in a couple classes and steal some stuff, perhaps go into the locker rom a couple times but it's not really a priority
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#67 Wolls
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[QUOTE="Wolls"]Become a superhero :DMushroomWig
That would be pretty hard though, you'd still be human with all your human flaws, and if they used infer-red you'd be screwed. :P

OK scratch that then and replace it with haunting people for fun :D
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#68 Atmanix
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You know all those times in life where you've said "I'd like to be a fly on the wall for that conversation"? This would be the next best thing I imagine.

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#69 Psychoman93
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I'd sit on a park bench and yell at random people passing by to see what they do.

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#70 Big_Bad_Sad
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[QUOTE="Big_Bad_Sad"][QUOTE="butteman12"]

1.) girls locker room

2.) bank

MushroomWig
Change the first letter of number 2 and you've got what I'll do.

Tank? You'd steal a tank? wow. xD

Yes. Do you think girls would notice a tank in the shower?
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#71 daqua_99
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I would listen in to a specific person's conversation. It's always worse when people lie to you and think you are stupid enough to believe them

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#72 ex-mortis
Member since 2009 • 1599 Posts

I'm an adolescent male, what do you think I'd do?

Aside from that... I dunno. Sneaking into well guarded places for the hell of it I guess.

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#73 carlandcarl
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I'm an adolescent male, what do you think I'd do?

Aside from that... I dunno. Sneaking into well guarded places for the hell of it I guess.

ex-mortis

True that, steal some stuff I've always wanted even though people would see my floating objects... if the objects would become invisible too then sweet!

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#74 Ontain
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could i make something i touch invisible as well or is it just be which means i would have to be totally naked as well? I ask because i probably don't want to walk many places without some sort of foot protection. also to rob a bank you'd have to be able to make to money invisible as well or someone will notice (as well as the cameras recording floating money)

I suppose you could always become a spy/ journalist/tabloid writer.

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#75 nitsud_19
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Slap and poke random people so they would think it was some else and I would dance naked and invisible while they fight.

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#76 MissLibrarian
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Why to men think that the girl's locker room is always filled with hot naked ladies? If only that was true I'd find going to the gym way more fun!

If I were invisible I'd just be naked. The whole time. I'd have to live somewhere quite warm though.

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#77 Big_Bad_Sad
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Why to men think that the girl's locker room is always filled with hot naked ladies? If only that was true I'd find going to the gym way more fun!

If I were invisible I'd just be naked. The whole time. I'd have to live somewhere quite warm though.

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Hot is optional. They just have to be naked.
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#78 rawsavon
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No. I have read the book and watched the movies...I would do all those things and more. -best that I not have those temptations
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#79 BiancaDK
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I guess no one should rain on KKK parades either if they don't find them fun. Good logic!WheresKinggiAt
rofl! this guy is talking about logic! ^ ^ ^ oh my god OT, you just never fail to deliver. :lol:
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#80 Kenny789
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Obvious answer is to just steal things or take whatever you want from vendors. That and sneak into highly exclusive places.

Many creeps will answer girls locker room.

WheresKinggiAt
Guess I'm joining the creep side.
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#81 import_fighter1
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[QUOTE="WheresKinggiAt"]I guess no one should rain on KKK parades either if they don't find them fun. Good logic!BiancaDK
rofl! this guy is talking about logic! ^ ^ ^ oh my god OT, you just never fail to deliver. :lol:

lol I know, right? Some people are so stiff and will never loosen up. But it sure does make for some hilarious comments.
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#82 marcl18123
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why so many peoples wants to spy on naked girls? just google some porn. I would you my power of invisibility for justice, and by that i mean anyway i can make money from it.
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#83 bruinfan617
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The "wind" would certainly bea lot stronger.

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#85 MushroomWig
Member since 2009 • 11625 Posts

I'd rather have the ability to teleport.

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I had a dream last night where I had the power to freeze time by snapping my fingers, I want THAT power.
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#87 MushroomWig
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[QUOTE="MushroomWig"][QUOTE="Sigh_han"]

I'd rather have the ability to teleport.

Sigh_han

I had a dream last night where I had the power to freeze time by snapping my fingers, I want THAT power.

That's a good one too :)

I hate waking up from awesome dreams like that. I usually dream i can fly, it's the best feeling ever. Then i have to wake up to reality :x

:( True, the worst ones are where you win the lotto, and then you wake up in your small room with your small life. T_T now I've depressed myself.
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#89 MushroomWig
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[QUOTE="MushroomWig"] :( True, the worst ones are where you win the lotto, and then you wake up in your small room with your small life. T_T now I've depressed myself.Sigh_han

Aww it's ok, now i understand the killing a random person for a million dollars thing lol.

Haha. :) phew. :P Oh, 1000 posts! Woop. :)
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#91 MushroomWig
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[QUOTE="MushroomWig"]Haha. :) phew. :P Oh, 1000 posts! Woop. :)Sigh_han

Omg yay!

Maybe with over 1k posts i will be taken more seriously lol.

I think that's the unwritten rule of OT. :P
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#93 MushroomWig
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[QUOTE="MushroomWig"]I think that's the unwritten rule of OT. :PSigh_han

Haha it really is. Even i do it though. If there's a user with like 200 posts or something, i won't take them seriously. But in my defense i have been a member for 5 years and that's longer than some of the people here. I was just more of a lurker then :P

Same here, I posted around 1000 in 6 months, it's only recently that I seem to be really into OT. :) haha Uhoh, too much off-topic comments. xD Hmm yes, I would love to be invisible. :)
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#94 Espada12
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gho30f6Yut0

Clearly this.

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#95 RGDT021
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It would be pretty funny just to drive a car around and see people freak out. You could 'pants' people in public, find someone walking a dog and pick it up so it looks like its floating, whisper (or yell) things into people's ears,... basically F with people!

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#96 jo-joGun
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[QUOTE="juden41"]Would my clothes be invisible too? Because if I walked into the girls' locker room, and my invisibility wore off, I'd be in the girls' locker room AND naked. Maybe they'd just giggle and point.

Yes. Clothes are invisible too and anything like money or whatever that you put under them will also become invisible. Invisibility doesnt wear off until you say the word.
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#97 muller39
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[QUOTE="MushroomWig"]Haha. :) phew. :P Oh, 1000 posts! Woop. :)Sigh_han

Omg yay!

Maybe with over 1k posts i will be taken more seriously lol.

I took you seriously before the 1,000th post :)
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#98 jo-joGun
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[QUOTE="RockLeeJump"]

[QUOTE="SgtKevali"]

I don't get it. If you want to see naked girls go to a nude beach.

WheresKinggiAt

Yes, I am tottaly going to go to a nude beach, where, not only is there men, but also old ladies, old men, old men with old ladies... plus I don't live near the beach... and I'm pretty sure the girls are going to notice me lookin at their zoom zooms... that is all

Yeah I'm pretty sure girls that go to nude beaches don't get mad when guys look at them, unless you're talking about weirdly following them around.

For some men like me, there aren't enough nude beaches around. You would have to travel alot so locker rooms, showers, hot tubs, swimming pools, saunas, changing rooms at malls, etc. etc. are all fair game.
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#99 jo-joGun
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[QUOTE="jo-joGun"].... what would you do? I would pay a few hollywood chicks a visit and a number of banks.StopThePresses
"Oh, look at our money floating right out of the building. That's not odd at all!"

Dont be so serious, anything you put under your clothes bcomes invisible too. Let your imagination go once in a while, healthy.
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#100 jo-joGun
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Invisible people wouldn't actually be able to see anything, so all that would happen is that I'd be bumping into random objects as I walk and eventually I'd get squashed by a car or encounter some other similarly undesirable end to my life.

Barbariser
you would probably die first of not having any imagination or sense of fun.