If you could talk to Satan - Would you?

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#101 Mercenary848
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I would block his messages.

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#102 buldog300
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Say Satan was an absolutely Real entity , and you had the opportunity to have a chat with him. Would you want to? What kind of things would you ask Him/Her ?:twisted:

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Essentially we all do, as he is technically that negative force that tries to deceive us. In a 1 on 1 conversation I wouldn't though. I'd have nothing to say to him besides 'be gone, you aren't welcome in my home'
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#103 Xsan3
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[QUOTE="Xsan3"]

Say Satan was an absolutely Real entity , and you had the opportunity to have a chat with him. Would you want to? What kind of things would you ask Him/Her ?:twisted:

buldog300

Essentially we all do, as he is technically that negative force that tries to deceive us. In a 1 on 1 conversation I wouldn't though. I'd have nothing to say to him besides 'be gone, you aren't welcome in my home'

Technically ? I think u mean Theoretically..? No offense, Im just sayin U'd have to believe in such a thing for it to be Technical. . .

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#104 gun65
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Mmm, no, that would only lead to bad things.

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#105 Xsan3
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I hate to brake to you religious nuts but the bible is actually a book for war. If you don't believe me look up Moses on the history channel they talk about how he was a military tactician, and they also say that the bible was never mint for religion.AceTheBat-Hound
You say you watched that on theHistory Channel - then that tells me its someones theory. Because one man's theory is discussed, doesnt mean thats the entire fact of the book. There have been countless Preachers and Theologists that have had many different ideas about the bible and its true meaning - what you watched is only 1 out of probably millions of theorys. As far as Moses--Maybe he was a military Tactition--but the Bible isnt about Moses, Moses is only one small part of the Bible...Maybe you should read the bible yourself instead of trying to get ur answers from the discovery channel.

BTW-The Discovery Channel also has a special about Ancient Aliens. So is that all 100% fact?? Come bro--think about it. . .

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#106 Ace6301
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Yeah sure. I wouldn't request anything from him of course, bad idea. I would however ask him if he can play guitar as well as all the media says he can. I would also take him out for a drink, after all he's a man of wealth and taste.
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#107 rawsavon
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I talk to Xaos almost everyday on here...a real nice fellow if you ask me
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#108 lordreaven
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satan was already confirm as a she. so i would ask her out on a date/

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^this, though i'd try to skip the date. giggity. Ofcourse i don't beleievin this "person" named satan. If by the guy surrounded by fire you obviously mean Vulcan. be nice to the guy for once, all he wants o to is forge stuff. Geez, cut the man a break. :P
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#109 Xsan3
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[QUOTE="TheShadowLord07"]

satan was already confirm as a she. so i would ask her out on a date/

lordreaven

^this, though i'd try to skip the date. giggity. Ofcourse i don't beleievin this "person" named satan. If by the guy surrounded by fire you obviously mean Vulcan. be nice to the guy for once, all he wants o to is forge stuff. Geez, cut the man a break. :P

LOL - if Satan were a chick , I bet she'd put out on the first date :twisted:

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#110 ragek1ll589
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Sure. We could kick back, have a few cold ones, and talk music and politics. I'm sure it would be a lively discussion.

Though I'd try not to mention his trip down to Georgia...

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#111 GrabTheYayo
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i already dance with the devil

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#112 lordreaven
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[QUOTE="Xsan3"]

[QUOTE="lordreaven"][QUOTE="TheShadowLord07"]

satan was already confirm as a she. so i would ask her out on a date/

^this, though i'd try to skip the date. giggity. Ofcourse i don't beleievin this "person" named satan. If by the guy surrounded by fire you obviously mean Vulcan. be nice to the guy for once, all he wants o to is forge stuff. Geez, cut the man a break. :P

LOL - if Satan were a chick , I bet she'd put out on the first date :twisted:

My thoughts exactly...........
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#113 rawsavon
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[QUOTE="Xsan3"]

[QUOTE="lordreaven"] ^this, though i'd try to skip the date. giggity. Ofcourse i don't beleievin this "person" named satan. If by the guy surrounded by fire you obviously mean Vulcan. be nice to the guy for once, all he wants o to is forge stuff. Geez, cut the man a break. :Plordreaven

LOL - if Satan were a chick , I bet she'd put out on the first date :twisted:

My thoughts exactly...........

I bet not...I bet you would have to sell your soul to get a piece of that
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#114 lordreaven
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[QUOTE="lordreaven"][QUOTE="Xsan3"]LOL - if Satan were a chick , I bet she'd put out on the first date :twisted:

rawsavon

My thoughts exactly...........

I bet not...I bet you would have to sell your soul to get a piece of that

And it would be SOOOOOOO worth it.

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#115 zoraluv
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[QUOTE="rawsavon"][QUOTE="lordreaven"] My thoughts exactly...........lordreaven

I bet not...I bet you would have to sell your soul to get a piece of that

And it would be SOOOOOOO worth it.

not to burst your bubble but i heard that the reason he is "devil" was cuz he thought he was better..he was the angel of music.. he played himself as a instrument...(you get where i'm going) and he played with other angels which are now demons wow i did learn something in church
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#116 lordreaven
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[QUOTE="zoraluv"][QUOTE="lordreaven"]

I bet not...I bet you would have to sell your soul to get a piece of thatrawsavon
And it would be SOOOOOOO worth it.

not to burst your bubble but i heard that the reason he is "devil" was cuz he thought he was better..he was the angel of music.. he played himself as a instrument...(you get where i'm going) and he played with other angels which are now demons wow i did learn something in church

Nope, i'm still not following.
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#117 Elian2530
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Assuming I could stop talking to him at will, he couldn't possess me, or start corrupting my subconscious decisions, yes I would. th3warr1or
LOL this. I have some things to ask him. And then I would sell my soul and return back to earth with more money than I can count. :P Not sell my soul literally because I want to be able to feel, have emotions, etc... but more like a deal with the devil. Eh... scratch that.. it's not worth it...
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#118 anh5617
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I would. It'd be interesting to hear his side of of what happened between him and god. l4dak47

indeed i would be so interested to hear what he would say

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#119 bruinfan617
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I'd ask him if he'd like to stay at my house for awhile. It must get so hot in hell and we have A/C.

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#120 GrandJury
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Ummm, I am not sure I would want to talk with him. I would like to see what he looks like though.
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#121 Plzhelpmelearn
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Who wouldn't? I'd probably ask him a lot about the history of the world and about his decisions that led him to where he is at. Ofcourse you would have to take everything he said with a grain of salt, being the lord of evil and all.

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#122 194197844077667059316682358889
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I talk to Xaos almost everyday on here...a real nice fellow if you ask merawsavon
Thank you! I wish people would talk to me and not about me :x
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#123 Kori-san
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[QUOTE="th3warr1or"]Assuming I could stop talking to him at will, he couldn't possess me, or start corrupting my subconscious decisions, yes I would. Litchie

Yeah, this. It would be really interesting to speak to Satan, but I wouldn't want to suffer because of it.

This.

However, most things come with a price.

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#124 Dman0017
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[QUOTE="rawsavon"]I talk to Xaos almost everyday on here...a real nice fellow if you ask mexaos
Thank you! I wish people would talk to me and not about me :x

I try to talk to you, but you usually end up ignoring me :(
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#125 194197844077667059316682358889
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[QUOTE="xaos"][QUOTE="rawsavon"]I talk to Xaos almost everyday on here...a real nice fellow if you ask meDman0017
Thank you! I wish people would talk to me and not about me :x

I try to talk to you, but you usually end up ignoring me :(

Sorry, what?
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#126 Dman0017
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Sorry, what?xaos

:cry:

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#127 MetroidPrimePwn
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If I ever run out of Soda, I might talk to him to see if I can get some kind of deal about that.

Otherwise, I'm not seeing it happening.

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#128 scorch-62
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[QUOTE="xaos"][QUOTE="Dman0017"][QUOTE="xaos"] Thank you! I wish people would talk to me and not about me :x

I try to talk to you, but you usually end up ignoring me :(

Sorry, what?

Hey, babeh.
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#129 194197844077667059316682358889
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[QUOTE="scorch-62"][QUOTE="xaos"][QUOTE="Dman0017"] I try to talk to you, but you usually end up ignoring me :(

Sorry, what?

Hey, babeh.

I- I'm flustered :oops:
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#130 Shiggums
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I would. Not out of any "Satanist desires", but purely out of curiosity and my interest in religion. I'd have to ask him why he is evil. Then I'd ask what it's like to rule over Hell. After I got my answers, the conversation would end.

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#131 NiteLights
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"You do realize things are not going to work out that great in the end for you, correct?" However, I try not communicate with demonic spirits as a general rule to live by. mindstorm
This.

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#132 muller39
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I don't think I would want to talk to him.

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#133 _R34LiTY_
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I would ask satan.... " Any girl...? "

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#134 buldog300
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[QUOTE="buldog300"][QUOTE="Xsan3"]

Say Satan was an absolutely Real entity , and you had the opportunity to have a chat with him. Would you want to? What kind of things would you ask Him/Her ?:twisted:

Xsan3

Essentially we all do, as he is technically that negative force that tries to deceive us. In a 1 on 1 conversation I wouldn't though. I'd have nothing to say to him besides 'be gone, you aren't welcome in my home'

Technically ? I think u mean Theoretically..? No offense, Im just sayin U'd have to believe in such a thing for it to be Technical. . .

Not really. It comes down to two conclusions, neither of which are determined by what you believe. Either he is real and he influences humanity in a negative light, or he isn't and humanity is composed of a bunch of sick puppies. Since the op assumes the first, the question is set where only the first need be entertained, therefore it is technical. Of course, being a christian I already knows he exists, and does untold malevolence to the progress of humanity, so from my point of view it is technical. I spoke for myself, not the gaggle of self righteous that will undoubtedly scoff at this thread.
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#135 WiiRocks66
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Most of us talk to Satan on here everyday, so I sure would.

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#136 deactivated-57e5de5e137a4
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If he was following me around always tempting me to shoot up or kill somebody I'd probably curse him out.
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#137 Rekunta
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Well, He sounds like a hell of a lot more interesting character than the alternative. As long as I went in knowing I was more than likely being deceived, yea.....I'd like to have a beer or two.

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#139 alwaysdrunk13
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For some reason, thread title reminded me of this:
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#140 Ronstera
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No, I don't have any reason to..
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#141 jman1553
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I've seen videos of what happens to people when they talk to Satan. It never turns out the way you think it would.

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