I'm thinkin throwing it into the ocean would be my best option. What about you?
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Cut the body up into pieces, drain the organs, put the different parts into boxes and fill the empty spaces with rocks. Then I'd simply toss the boxes in a deep lake when nobody was around.
It's the perfect season for it. Both Hallowe'en and Guy Fawkes night make great occasions for openly transporting and disposing of corpses. And with Christmas just around the corner, some lucky local school's going to have itself a brand new anatomical skeleton.
[QUOTE="dracula_16"]Sounds like you've done this beforeCut the body up into pieces, drain the organs, put the different parts into boxes and fill the empty spaces with rocks. Then I'd simply toss the boxes in a deep lake when nobody was around.
tepni
Well, I....uh....:oops:
Nah, I learned those techniques from a death metal song. I'm not sure if those instructions will work, but they sound convincing to me.
It's the perfect season for it. Both Hallowe'en and Guy Fawkes night make perfect occasions for openly transporting and disposing of corpses.jimmyjammer69
I do remember the story of a woman who hung herself around Halloween and no one noticed it was a real dead body for several days. They assumed it was a decoration.
True story.
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Cut the body up into pieces, drain the organs, put the different parts into boxes and fill the empty spaces with rocks. Then I'd simply toss the boxes in a deep lake when nobody was around.
Iceozo
Wow.....teach me, please?
That reminds me of a Megadeth song called 'Killing is my business'. Oh yes, my friend-- business is good! :twisted::P
Tie multiple bricks to the person and throw them in the river behind my house, deep murky water will do the rest.
I doubt I could ever do this IRL, I'm squeamish around dead stuff, but cut the limbs off and cut the torso into smallish pieces and put them into boxes which I'll fill with cement and dump somewhere... likely the ocean.XilePrincessIf i remember correctly you were very willing to cut off my limbs to battle snakes though.... in fact you were practically waiting for me to get bit for that purpose.... Offtopic: are you connected to xilelord in any way?
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[QUOTE="dracula_16"]
Cut the body up into pieces, drain the organs, put the different parts into boxes and fill the empty spaces with rocks. Then I'd simply toss the boxes in a deep lake when nobody was around.
dracula_16
Wow.....teach me, please?
That reminds me of a Megadeth song called 'Killing is my business'. Oh yes, my friend-- business is good! :twisted::P
Oh very good. Yes very good.
[QUOTE="XilePrincess"]I doubt I could ever do this IRL, I'm squeamish around dead stuff, but cut the limbs off and cut the torso into smallish pieces and put them into boxes which I'll fill with cement and dump somewhere... likely the ocean.quetzalcoatIIf i remember correctly you were very willing to cut off my limbs to battle snakes though.... in fact you were practically waiting for me to get bit for that purpose.... Offtopic: are you connected to xilelord in any way? Well that's because you hypothetically dragged me out to the stupid desert to camp. Who does that? It's a terrible idea all around. No hard feelings about that though, I hope, I wasn't serious. :P And yes I am :) he's my boyfriend, he got me to sign up again after not having an account here for years, and I couldn't think of a name so he suggested xileprincess and I went with it.
1st i'd get a job ina morgue then i'd kill the person I want dead and just put it in with the rest... simple and effective
short term: car trunk, even if police smell a body they cannot search the car unless they get a warant with proper cause
long term: find new foundation and put it in the thousands of pounds of cement that go into making a huge builiding
Cops are good at finding proper cause when they want to...I'd try and come up with a better plan than your trunk, plus cleaning a trunk out so that there is no fornsic trace whatsoever of a dead body being in it is quite difficult. I base this knowledge off of extended viewing of forensic files...short term: car trunk, even if police smell a body they cannot search the car unless they get a warant with proper cause
long term: find new foundation and put it in the thousands of pounds of cement that go into making a huge builiding
dragonfly110
Ah Dexter styles. I'd do this too. But I'd use bags or barrels.Cut the body up into pieces, drain the organs, put the different parts into boxes and fill the empty spaces with rocks. Then I'd simply toss the boxes in a deep lake when nobody was around.
dracula_16
Hire a boat, go out into the sea, at that deep trench where they put megatron. Tie a cannon ball to its leg, and with a yo heave ho and a fare you well and a sudden plunge in the sullen swell, ten fathoms deep on the road to hell.
[QUOTE="MurasakiYugata"]EwwwwMy bed.
HellsAngel2c
Don't worry, I'd get rid of it as soon as it started to smell. But I figure it'd probably be good for at least a few days worth of cuddles.
Let wild animals eat it. If they don't sufficiently take care of it: Fire, hammer, new bone powder to throw on the lawn. [spoiler] FBI is monitoring this thread. [/spoiler]
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