Simple: 1.) Grind up body 2.) Soak in H2SO4 2.) Drain liquid remains into a carrying vessel 3.) Find 4 or so spots in the woods behind your house approximately 200 yrds apart. 4.) pour in a 3-4 ft deep hole each, and add a one inch layer of sawdust overtop before recovering. 5.) Pack down dirt, and place leaves, twigs and such naturally overtop 6.) Return home, they'll never know what happened. Yes, I've thought about this too much... :P
Freezer, cook it little by little and eat it with some fava beans.flipin_jackass
You beat me to it :P
I would have beans though - roast with glazed carrots and roast potatoes, perhaps the occasional pie with beer/guiness as well would go down nicely too.
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