If you had to hide a body,where would you do so?

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#51 deactivated-587633796662c
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Cut the body up into pieces, drain the organs, put the different parts into boxes and fill the empty spaces with rocks. Then I'd simply toss the boxes in a deep lake when nobody was around.

dracula_16
I'd like to say this but what I thought was

Burn the body and flush the ashes.

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This.
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#52 aaronmullan
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Into the back of a police mans car.
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#53 mrbojangles25
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at my brewery...I'd throw him in the boil kettle with a bunch of acid and flush him down the drain. The kettle can fit 400 gallons, I can crawl inside it even and stand up in it...more than enough room for a body.

In fact, I'd problably go after his friends and family and throw them i nthere too...less people to ask questions..

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#54 aransom
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Where I live they have fields of poplar trees that they grow for pulpwood. Drag a body to the center of one of those.
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#55 metroidfood
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Oh well I'd just put it with the other bodies under th- waaaait a minute... Nice try there bucko.

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#56 Wiffle_Snuff
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In a cemetary. Duh.
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#57 jaqulle999
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Rent a helicopter and drop it on top of the Police station then fly the helicopter to mexico

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#58 ToastRider11
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I'll hide it in my @$$

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#59 Stanley09
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Tie the body to heavy weights and throw it all overboard in deep waters. It would likely never be found
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#60 Desulated
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Incinerate it.

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#61 Reemer99
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Pig slop

ooohhhhh weeeeeeee, wat up with dat?

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#62 wstfld
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Weigh it down with rocks and drop it a few miles off shore.
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#63 cain006
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short term: car trunk, even if police smell a body they cannot search the car unless they get a warant with proper cause

long term: find new foundation and put it in the thousands of pounds of cement that go into making a huge builiding

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Police don't need a warrant to search a car. Now putting it in somebody else's car, that's a good idea.

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#64 Stanley09
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[QUOTE="dragonfly110"]

short term: car trunk, even if police smell a body they cannot search the car unless they get a warant with proper cause

long term: find new foundation and put it in the thousands of pounds of cement that go into making a huge builiding

cain006

Police don't need a warrant to search a car. Now putting it in somebody else's car, that's a good idea.

they do need probable cause. They cant just be like "heyyou, get outa there ima search your ride" (well sometimes they do and people think they must comply)
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#65 cybrcatter
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I'd dump it in the Site Enhancements & Feedback forum. Authorities never look in there.
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#66 Deihjan
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[QUOTE="cybrcatter"]I'd dump it in the Site Enhancements & Feedback forum. Authorities never look in there.

The computer section would be better.
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#67 Crotazoa8
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I'd probably burn it.
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#68 cain006
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[QUOTE="cain006"]

[QUOTE="dragonfly110"]

short term: car trunk, even if police smell a body they cannot search the car unless they get a warant with proper cause

long term: find new foundation and put it in the thousands of pounds of cement that go into making a huge builiding

Stanley09

Police don't need a warrant to search a car. Now putting it in somebody else's car, that's a good idea.

they do need probable cause. They cant just be like "heyyou, get outa there ima search your ride" (well sometimes they do and people think they must comply)

Well yeah, but he said you needed a warrant. And that's just incorrect.

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#69 ferrari2001
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Put body in car, drive to arizona.. Drive 5 miles off the road in a random direction, dig 4 ft deep hole big enough to fit body in, cover hole, drive back to road, drive home.
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#70 Mr_Manikin52
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I would put it on the passenger's seatin a Cadillac.

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#72 Ever_Grande
Member since 2010 • 284 Posts

In a volcano.

But honesty, I don't know. I guess a forest would be the best place in my area.

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#73 fidosim
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The usual place. >.>
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#74 Vader993
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i have come to the conclusion that tc is a



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#75 T_REX305
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sulphuric acid,best way to hide anything..forever.

VaguelyTagged
what i was thinking

I would eat it

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nasty. not what i was thinking./
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#76 Vader993
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if the tc is a murder,we be labeled as accomplices

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#77 blackguitar14
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best way is to disguise it somehow....like...

ah hell, sprinkle a little glitter on it and stab it in the heart with a wooden steak.

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#78 shaka_fo00o
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Burn the body and flush the ashes.

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Haha was going to say fireplace.
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#79 shaka_fo00o
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if the tc is a murder,we be labeled as accomplices

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Oy...Got Owned...

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#80 JoeJoeLaker
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Cemetery. They'd never suspect!

Pixel-Pirate

Never thought of that, thats really smart!

I would probably do the same. :P

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#81 killer_beanz
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take em to mexico and bury him there
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#82 Ryan_Kitchen
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Cemetery. They'd never suspect!

Pixel-Pirate
Complete genius! Literally, that is the best idea, if you get a fake tomb stone and bury the body, they would never know.
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#83 Radiatedrich91
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Under an invisibility cloak.

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#84 Agent-Zero
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I'd put it in a coffin. Then I'd bury that coffin. In a cemetery. And I'd mark the body with a tombstone. Nobody would ever look there.
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#85 Big_Bad_Sad
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Cemetery. They'd never suspect!

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I would just for the news headline.
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#86 frostybanana
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in my STOMACH.
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#87 nocoolnamejim
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I'd take the body to the graveyard and bury it. Nobody's going to look twice at a fresh grave in a graveyard and it will be the last place the police look in a murder investigation.
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#88 ssj4_2004
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Personally, I'd cut into pieces by the joints, put the pieces into seperate bags then dump 'em all in a random dumptser.

I'd take the body to the graveyard and bury it. Nobody's going to look twice at a fresh grave in a graveyard and it will be the last place the police look in a murder investigation.nocoolnamejim

Did you take that idea from TV? I'm fairly certain I've seen that method before.

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#89 Big_Bad_Sad
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[QUOTE="nocoolnamejim"]I'd take the body to the graveyard and bury it. Nobody's going to look twice at a fresh grave in a graveyard and it will be the last place the police look in a murder investigation.

The ones who own the cemetery might get a but suspicious when they notice an extra plot they didnt dig.
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#90 Warship_19
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Throw it in the Hudson river. As if enough bodies don't wash up already.
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#91 grape_of_wrath
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Drop it at a pig farm.... Of course,the pigs have to be starved for a day or two,first...
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#92 SgtKevali
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A little HCl and the rest is history.

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#93 frostybanana
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[QUOTE="Big_Bad_Sad"][QUOTE="nocoolnamejim"]I'd take the body to the graveyard and bury it. Nobody's going to look twice at a fresh grave in a graveyard and it will be the last place the police look in a murder investigation.

The ones who own the cemetery might get a but suspicious when they notice an extra plot they didnt dig.

That's why you pay them off and say "you didn't see nothin" like the mafia
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#94 W1ckedGo0se
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Take the body to a church and nail it to a cross... They will think its jesus or something I'm sure... not knowing its a real dead body
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#95 dunl12496
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Same place I always put them!

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#96 Baconbits2004
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The same place Dun always puts them. :3
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#97 lilasianwonder
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I'd cremate the body and throw the ashes into the sea.
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#98 Gaming-Planet
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Wrap meat around it and feed it to my dog.

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#99 deactivated-5d0e4d67d0988
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In a crematorium, the furnace to be exact.

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#100 Travo_basic
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I learned from Dexter that the best place to hide a body is in an open grave.