I was in Washington D.C., and some congressman kept trying to play footsy with me from under the dividers.cd_rom
LOL Really? Thats Hilarious.
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I was in Washington D.C., and some congressman kept trying to play footsy with me from under the dividers.cd_rom
LOL Really? Thats Hilarious.
[QUOTE="MrsSolidSnake"]
This is pretty graphic but at school, I walked into the toilets and saw another girl had left their.. monthly flow.. all over the toilet seat. It was rather disgusting and now I never go to the toilets at school.
BluRayHiDef
Just today, I was using a unisex bathroom. Next to the toilet was a dispenser and inside of it was a bloody tampon. Gross.
Nasty!Ok well there was the time the only toilet left for taking a dump in had a gloryhole and i was sitting there and a giant and i mean giant penis flops in i literally screamed.
or the time i was sitting in a very clean mind you public toilet at a hotel reading a paper while i was doing my stuff and i hear 2 guys going at it in the stall next to me that really freaked me out because i didnt know wether to drop my load and make a sound or just sneak out.
or the time i was wizzing and the stall next to me overflowed with poo and i hear a guy run out of the stall the stuff just went everywhere i had to jump up on the seat.
oh and the most sickest ever was well i have no faith in society anymore but i go into a very nice restaurant toilet i go into a clean stall i wizz go to wash my hands and some1 has done a giant turd along with some brown liquid in the sink - i mean seriously who does that? who really does that?
some1 was doing that while talking to me once made me want to peePeople who talk on the phone whilst taking a piss :roll:
Overlord93
This is a great (albeit DISGUSTING) thread. I've laughed so hard. I've always hated public toilets and wonder what is wrong with the world and all ive really seen is dirty bowls. If I saw some of the stuff mentioned in this thread I would not leave my house. :lol:
Did it at that moment turn into a 4some?I once walked in on a threesome in a toilet in a bar in Spain...
DraugenCP
[QUOTE="MrsSolidSnake"]
This is pretty graphic but at school, I walked into the toilets and saw another girl had left their.. monthly flow.. all over the toilet seat. It was rather disgusting and now I never go to the toilets at school.
BluRayHiDef
Just today, I was using a unisex bathroom. Next to the toilet was a dispenser and inside of it was a bloody tampon. Gross.
Why did you look inside the dispenser anyway?[QUOTE="Overlord93"][QUOTE="Kurezan"] someone urinated in the soap dispenserKurezanI don't even... Yeah, and I don't think some people noticed either.. until someone was like.. "wait a second..hurrrderp..." I just don't understand some people -_-
Some guy decited he didn't want to pee in the urinal anymore, so he peed all over the floor.
I knew the guy and he was kind enough not to pee in my direction. :P
lol :lol: ~I know I have seen one toilet with poo smeared all around the taps, doors and flusher, so it was a mission to get out again...[QUOTE="optiow"][QUOTE="Vader993"]
a glory hole:P
Vader993
i never actually seen one,not that i want to either
I've seen some obvious attempts to create one in bathrooms at my school, though most of them are unsuccessful. I've also seen some peepholes. . .:twisted:Written on the toilet paper dispenser, "Dirka Dirka, Jihad Jihad!" I do live around dearborn so its to be expected...
[QUOTE="Overlord93"][QUOTE="Kurezan"] someone urinated in the soap dispenserKurezanI don't even... Yeah, and I don't think some people noticed either.. until someone was like.. "wait a second..hurrrderp..."
someone actually did that in my gradeschool a long time ago...except they took the cap off the dispenser, went into the stall and then emptied the contents.
[QUOTE="entropyecho"]Self-promoters FTL :xMy phone number written on the wall
rawsavon
No calls yet :(
We have kids. I help the wife clean up after them. What's one more toilet to clean in public? I like reading the little messages/graffiti such as, "Linda likes it.............." He He.
Piss all over the floor in front of the urinal. Mommy didn't teach some people how to make it in the toilet apparently.
Once I went to the bathroom at a theater and when I walked in I was hearing all these...gross noises coming from the toilet. Usually I'd just leave and hold it, but I really had to go. While I was washing my hands, the person making the noises emerged from the toilet and to my shock, it was a girl... She saw the look of disgust on my face and said something along the lines of the ladies room was occupied and she really had to go. frostybananaAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
[QUOTE="frostybanana"]Once I went to the bathroom at a theater and when I walked in I was hearing all these...gross noises coming from the toilet. Usually I'd just leave and hold it, but I really had to go. While I was washing my hands, the person making the noises emerged from the toilet and to my shock, it was a girl... She saw the look of disgust on my face and said something along the lines of the ladies room was occupied and she really had to go. tocklestein2005AHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! I'll never look at a girl the same way again :(
I never understood why people piss on the floor and toilet seat, can't they aim or something?
mitu123
Well, you could say they were aiming for the floor and toilet seat.
Also, sometimes a hair gets in the way and there'd be two streams going anywhere but the toilet. That happened to me before. One stream went for the toilet seat. The other went for my pants.
The worst I've done in a public restroom is try to cut the cheese while taking a whiz on a urinal. Unfortunately, it wasn't just gas that came out. There was a sick-sounding pop and something chunky came out. He He. It's a guy thing, you know.:lol:
[QUOTE="mitu123"]...piss poor aim when drunk as a skunkI never understood why people piss on the floor and toilet seat, can't they aim or something?
rawsavon
...piss poor aim when drunk as a skunk[QUOTE="rawsavon"][QUOTE="mitu123"]
I never understood why people piss on the floor and toilet seat, can't they aim or something?
Ever_Grande
[QUOTE="Ever_Grande"]
[QUOTE="rawsavon"] ...piss poor aim when drunk as a skunkrawsavon
...drunk at a bar/concert/place to eat/etc and need to take a piss :?[QUOTE="rawsavon"]
[QUOTE="Ever_Grande"]
Drunk in a public washroom?Ever_Grande
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