Inappropriate things you've seen in the Public Bathroom

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#101 GazaAli
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Its amazing that 99% of the public bathrooms I've been to had some amazingly creative and weird sexual stuff. I always think why? Why would someone write such things in a place like this? I mean what is going on in this person's mind at that moment?
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#102 mitu123
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[QUOTE="Ever_Grande"]

[QUOTE="rawsavon"] ...drunk at a bar/concert/place to eat/etc and need to take a piss :?

rawsavon



Good thing I've never had an encounter like that then.

To each their own. I am thankful for every drunk piss I have ever had

Wow, you must be really pissed drunk then.:o It's ok, I'm not complaining.:P

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#103 MagnumPI
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I thought people peed all over the seat on purpose. Just to be ****

It's disgusting but it always makes me laugh when someone poops in a urinal.

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#104 Immortalica
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I was in Salem and walked into a bathroom stall with graffiti on the walls and puke all over the toilet. I went for the urinal instead.
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#105 kidsmelly
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Some guy pleasuring himself, true story...........

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#106 deactivated-58df4522915cb
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going into the bathroom of a fred myers (right next to the little kid play area no less) and seeing massive amounts of gay pornographic images etched all over the stall with a knife. whoever did that is one sick sick person.

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#107 MagnumPI
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Some guy pleasuring himself, true story...........

kidsmelly

That's when you kick the stall as hard as you can then imediatly yell "HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOIN IN THERE! Don't you think I don't know you are doing in there. Don't make me come in there and rip your **** off."

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#108 rockguy92
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Not flushing with a bunch of **** in the toilet.
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#109 mitu123
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Some guy pleasuring himself, true story...........

kidsmelly
Maybe he just needs to get away from home...
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#110 rawsavon
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[QUOTE="rawsavon"]

[QUOTE="Ever_Grande"]

Good thing I've never had an encounter like that then.

mitu123

To each their own. I am thankful for every drunk piss I have ever had

Wow, you must be really pissed drunk then.:o It's ok, I'm not complaining.:P

Taking a piss when you are destroyed it just about the best feeling ever

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#111 Evil_Saluki
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While we are on the subject of toilets, I worked as a mobile cleaner for a few years, I came to learn a few things. The womens toilets are the most interesting. I will bullet point a few observations, no holds bars from here on.

  • Women use about 3 times the amount of toilet paper then men, mostly because they wipe even when going for a number 2.
  • They seem to cover their floor in shreadded toilet paper, I still not figured out why this is, they either go into a berserker rage when wiping their arse or they are ripping up bits and shoving it down their bra to go from AA to a size B.
  • Women spend longer in the bathroom, common knowlege, as a result they have longer ques in busy areas where the facilities buckle under the pressure (normally happens in nightclubs and beaches in the summer time).
  • Although women use the washroom more often, mens toilets without a doubt tend to smell the worst. It only takes one guy to walk in there and do their buisness and you got a stench you can't imagine how they could of possibly pulled off. It's strange, it can be a bathroom in a mens toilets on a major government facility yet one employee who would think knows better considering the grades of pay, can manage to smell worse then a tramps bollocks.
  • In answer to the question of why someone misses the whole toilet when going for a piss. Well, here it is, it sounds unlikely but it's one of those things that tends to happen more then you might think. Get one jack the lad who's feeling a bit annoyed, add one public toilet, add one obertunity to make life miserable for one other person by just pissing on the floor and toilet handle knowing that it's not their problem. It's malicious basiclly, pure and simple. It's not something you'll do at home but in this day and age, there are a lot of distraught people out there.

This is in answer to the topic makers question, and most defientitly what I would lable the most inappropiate thing in a public bathroom, when the drunk girl decides to walk into the mens restroom in the nightclub because the girls has a que. It's sort of a "do it for a laugh" or maybe a show off moment, but they are not the only ones to do it. It doesn't bother me as I got nothing to shame of 8) however the annoying thing about it all is how they always linger in their once they have braved the moment of passing through those doors.

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#112 Z0MBIES
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I just hate it when you're at the urinal taking care of business, and some guy walks up next to you and starts checking you out. I expect to at least get paid for that, it's practically sexual harassment.
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#113 Immortal--
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I once saw corn flakes and milk in the toilet. :|

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#114 Gaming-Planet
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Religion debates all over the school's bathroom.

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#115 johny300
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OMG amarica is a mess lol.
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#116 johny300
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I once saw corn flakes and milk in the toilet. :|

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Omg man, i saw hot dogs i think or some tommatoes.
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#117 grounderman
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Hands down and feet to the metal etc the second greatest toilet story i have ever heard.

Here

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#118 WasntAvailable
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I saw a can of Tennants on a toilet seat the other day. I was a bit confused by it's presence.

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#119 sonofsmeagle
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[QUOTE="grounderman"]

Hands down and feet to the metal etc the second greatest toilet story i have ever heard.

Here

that was epic
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#120 tocool340
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Condom in a toilet.....
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#121 kris9031998
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Condom in a toilet.....tocool340
Was it...used?
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#122 Overlord93
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[QUOTE="sonofsmeagle"][QUOTE="grounderman"]

Hands down and feet to the metal etc the second greatest toilet story i have ever heard.

Here

that was epic

TL;DR, whats the gist of it?
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#123 TravJon
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Mostly people carving stuff into the walls. Like numbers and bad words

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#124 Evil_Saluki
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Mostly people carving stuff into the walls. Like numbers and bad words

TravJon

Apprantlly my number is written in the Holmbush Inn in Cornwall, but I've not visisted it to comfirm. That'sfriends for you.

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#125 grounderman
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[QUOTE="sonofsmeagle"][QUOTE="grounderman"]

Hands down and feet to the metal etc the second greatest toilet story i have ever heard.

Here

Overlord93

that was epic

TL;DR, whats the gist of it?

**** everywhere.

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#126 chaplainDMK
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At a Metallica concert a dude walked out of a porta-potty with his pants down and fell into a pool of mud (was raining all day), i literealy have never laughed as hard as I did then... Guy was so wasted he didn't even pick himself up for about a minute :)
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#127 Overlord93
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[QUOTE="Overlord93"][QUOTE="sonofsmeagle"] that was epicgrounderman

TL;DR, whats the gist of it?

**** everywhere.

:lol: oh right
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#128 mmmwksil
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I once worked in a CVS, and my bad luck said I had trash collection duty. Okay, no problem. I decided to tackle the bathrooms first, namely the Ladies'.

The horror within. How could some woman (or women) be so disgusting as to leave practically a puddle of blood by the toilet, towards the sink, and on the way out of the room. I was so disgusted, I went into the storage room, grabbed a package of napkins, and created a bridge of sorts towards the trash bin. I didn't care if anyone said anything about the mess I left behind, I wasn't paid enough to so much as ATTEMPT to clean that up.

Poor sap from the morning shift, a sticky mess awaited him or her the next day.

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#129 Overlord93
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I once worked in a CVS, and my bad luck said I had trash collection duty. Okay, no problem. I decided to tackle the bathrooms first, namely the Ladies'.

The horror within. How could some woman (or women) be so disgusting as to leave practically a puddle of blood by the toilet, towards the sink, and on the way out of the room. I was so disgusted, I went into the storage room, grabbed a package of napkins, and created a bridge of sorts towards the trash bin. I didn't care if anyone said anything about the mess I left behind, I wasn't paid enough to so much as ATTEMPT to clean that up.

Poor sap from the morning shift, a sticky mess awaited him or her the next day.

mmmwksil

my face reading that.

and there I was thinking that the ladies was always a clean and hygenic place...

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#130 mmmwksil
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[QUOTE="mmmwksil"]

I once worked in a CVS, and my bad luck said I had trash collection duty. Okay, no problem. I decided to tackle the bathrooms first, namely the Ladies'.

The horror within. How could some woman (or women) be so disgusting as to leave practically a puddle of blood by the toilet, towards the sink, and on the way out of the room. I was so disgusted, I went into the storage room, grabbed a package of napkins, and created a bridge of sorts towards the trash bin. I didn't care if anyone said anything about the mess I left behind, I wasn't paid enough to so much as ATTEMPT to clean that up.

Poor sap from the morning shift, a sticky mess awaited him or her the next day.

Overlord93

my face reading that.

and there I was thinking that the ladies was always a clean and hygenic place...

I did too, which is why I went in there first, having seen nasty scenes in the men's room in the past. All the while I was constructing that bridge, I was wondering if the assistant manager (who was far lazier than I) would even THINK of ordering me to clean that up. Fortunately, his laziness proved effective, as he didn't inspect the restrooms that evening like he normally does. But had he said something, I'd have quit on the spot.

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#131 SPBoss
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This says it all really..

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#132 kris9031998
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[QUOTE="SPBoss"]

This says it all really..

INSERT BABY FOR REFUND? OH god...
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#133 Bloodseeker23
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Stuff floating... "nuff said.
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#134 Feryraiser
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I didnt see this happen but somone took a dump in a urinal ;/

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#135 StudySession
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Hands down and feet to the metal etc the second greatest toilet story i have ever heard.

Here

grounderman

I'm dying here :lol:

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#136 o0Pwnzorz0o
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Once in middle school I went to one of the stalls to take care of some business.... I looked at the toilet and my face automatically went :O as I looked at the seat cover and saw there was fecal matter in a perfect triangular shape, it was so perfect that it must have been modeled that way, someone took a crap on the seat cover and then made it a perfect triangular shape... I will NEVER use a public restroom for anything but urinals from now on.
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#137 Setsa
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It's because of stories like this that I only ever use urinals in public washrooms, and I always wash thoroughly afterwards.
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#138 chrisrooR
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Me and a couple friends walked in on thise while went to the movies

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:lol: What are you, twelve?
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#139 chrisrooR
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[QUOTE="grounderman"]

Hands down and feet to the metal etc the second greatest toilet story i have ever heard.

Here

StudySession

I'm dying here :lol:

:lol: That was one of the funniest bathroom related stories I've ever read.
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#140 Sagem28
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Hands down and feet to the metal etc the second greatest toilet story i have ever heard.

Here

grounderman

omg, my body hurts all over from laughing :lol:

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#141 travisstaggs
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[QUOTE="StudySession"]

[QUOTE="grounderman"]

Hands down and feet to the metal etc the second greatest toilet story i have ever heard.

Here

chrisrooR

I'm dying here :lol:

:lol: That was one of the funniest bathroom related stories I've ever read.

Oh my god. :lol:
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#142 deactivated-61010a1ed19f4
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Was on a road trip last year, stopped off on an autobahn restroom in germany, and this old scary guy who looked like josef fritzl was staring at my man parts as I was trying to pee, so I ran :'(
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#143 The_Gaming_Baby
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Once I walked into the toilet and saw amountain of poo in the toilet. But the most disgusting thing, I didn't see any toilet paper in the toilet :| How in the heck does someone poo that much and then choose not to wipe after.

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#144 Sagem28
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I actually saw two guy's peeing in the same sink...
It was football night, at half-time and all the urinals were taken, so they decided to pee in the sink together (needs to be mentioned, they were piss drunk).

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#145 Cherokee_Jack
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Racist graffiti in a Safeway bathroom.

I haven't seen anything actually waste-related that's particularly gross. I only see all that stuff at home. :P

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#146 HitomiChan
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i dont think i can describe that here actually.. :D
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#147 -Big_Red-
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[QUOTE="sonofsmeagle"][QUOTE="grounderman"]

Hands down and feet to the metal etc the second greatest toilet story i have ever heard.

Here

that was epic

:lol: Yeah, that was pretty amazing.