Jehovah's witness's?

What do you say to the jehova's witness's when they come knocking? I tried to be respectfull but they are such a problem. So recently ive been trying to think up ways to mess with them. Ive been saying "no thanks, i worship satan." then close the door. The look on their face is pricelsess. So, any good ideas?

I put myself into it last time, I said I was reading the King Jame's Bible and they talked for ages but I couldn't be disrespectful and tell them to go away.

I don't answers. It is what god would have wanted.GrandJury

[QUOTE="GrandJury"]I don't answers. It is what god would have wanted.kipohippo021

One's never come to my door, but I doubt I would be rude. Maybe even offer them a drink before they go.Parandrus

I actually converted one to islam! Pretty funny store he thought i didnt know anything about christianity but was surprised of my knowledge. I think thats what took him back haha

[QUOTE="GrandJury"]I don't answers. It is what god would have wanted.kipohippo021

[QUOTE="Parandrus"]One's never come to my door, but I doubt I would be rude. Maybe even offer them a drink before they go.kipohippo021

[QUOTE="kipohippo021"][QUOTE="GrandJury"]I don't answers. It is what god would have wanted.testfactor888

I've never had a problem with just being respectful to them. . .Theokhoth

Well I had a friend who would just cuss them out when they came to the door, that was not very creative of him. I know when I was living at an apartment with a friend of mine we messed with them once. She opened the door half naked and started talking to them and bout a minute after I came up behind her half naked as well and we started to try to get them to come in. Asked them to join us and sufficiently creeped them out. testfactor888

Usually I just don't answer the door, I'm cool like that.8)

I've never had one. I did have this group of two Mormons come to my door, but I just told them I already had a relationship with Jesus. They gave me their pamphlet and I never heard from them again.

[QUOTE="testfactor888"]Well I had a friend who would just cuss them out when they came to the door, that was not very creative of him. I know when I was living at an apartment with a friend of mine we messed with them once. She opened the door half naked and started talking to them and bout a minute after I came up behind her half naked as well and we started to try to get them to come in. Asked them to join us and sufficiently creeped them out. Head_of_games

[QUOTE="Head_of_games"][QUOTE="testfactor888"]Well I had a friend who would just cuss them out when they came to the door, that was not very creative of him. I know when I was living at an apartment with a friend of mine we messed with them once. She opened the door half naked and started talking to them and bout a minute after I came up behind her half naked as well and we started to try to get them to come in. Asked them to join us and sufficiently creeped them out. testfactor888

I've never had one. I did have this group of two Mormons come to my door, but I just told them I already had a relationship with Jesus. They gave me their pamphlet and I never heard from them again.

GabuEx

Sometimes I speak with them at length, listening to their beliefs and sharing mine. Sometimes I just tell them I appreciate their enthusiasm for their faith and turn them away. But I never accept their literature. It's been awhile since I've had one come around though.

Disclosure, I think their religion is BS, more so than most in fact, but I see no reason to be rude or restrain my jovial nature.

Sometimes I speak with them at length, listening to their beliefs and sharing mine. Sometimes I just tell them I appreciate their enthusiasm for their faith and turn them away. But I never accept their literature. It's been awhile since I've had one come around though.

Disclosure, I think their religion is BS, more so than most in fact, but I see no reason to be rude or restrain my jovial nature.

What do you say to the jehova's witness's when they come knocking? I tried to be respectfull but they are such a problem. So recently ive been trying to think up ways to mess with them. Ive been saying "no thanks, i worship satan." then close the door. The look on their face is pricelsess. So, any good ideas?

kipohippo021

I usually tell them I'm catholic and get in a theological debate, which usually involves them walking away with their head down.ferrari2001

Have a bucket of water and/or paint baloons in a bucket above your front door. Someone knocks you don't like, pull the string attached to it. You may want to video it as well.Head_of_games

[QUOTE="ferrari2001"]I usually tell them I'm catholic and get in a theological debate, which usually involves them walking away with their head down.whipassmt

Tell them I'm not interested and close the door.

Tell them if you can talk for the first 10 mins, they can talk for the next 20 mins.

They usually leave after that. Or if they stay start with pointing to the sun and say their religion is nothing but recycled babylonian sun worship started by a 33rd degree freemason who participated in satanic rituals.

[QUOTE="whipassmt"]

[QUOTE="ferrari2001"]I usually tell them I'm catholic and get in a theological debate, which usually involves them walking away with their head down.ferrari2001

[QUOTE="ferrari2001"][QUOTE="whipassmt"] Have you ever converted any that way? It would be kinda ironic they are going out looking to convert people and end up get converting themselves.

whipassmt

[QUOTE="Head_of_games"]Have a bucket of water and/or paint baloons in a bucket above your front door. Someone knocks you don't like, pull the string attached to it. You may want to video it as well.whipassmt

No they usually give up when they realize that I'm learned in theology. ferrari2001

[QUOTE="ferrari2001"][QUOTE="whipassmt"] They must be thinking: oh man this sucka knows his theology, why couldn't we have knocked on the door of a dumb foo'?

kipohippo021

I don't see what's so fun in making fun of them. I just tell them no thanks and don't waste any more time.

I've never had them much where I live. The ones that passed by were pamphlet givers and weren't really too annoying. However, I lived in Chile for two years and the JWs there were the most annoying, arrogant, rude, hypocritical, and insulting people I ever came across.

If you do make sure your up to date in philosophy. I use that and theology. They base their arguments completely on their theology and they don't know what to do when you counter their points with philosophy then throw your theology at them.

ferrari2001

It doesn't even take that. I am also "learned in theology," and based on my experiences with them in South America it really just takes a basic grasp of the Bible to counter their points. Then they do the only thing they know how to do: change the subject.

I usually point out the flaws and contradictions in their belief.

Sometimes I speak with them at length, listening to their beliefs and sharing mine. Sometimes I just tell them I appreciate their enthusiasm for their faith and turn them away. But I never accept their literature. It's been awhile since I've had one come around though.

Disclosure, I think their religion is BS, more so than most in fact, but I see no reason to be rude or restrain my jovial nature.

I just say I'm not interested.