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#1 killtactics
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How would win in a fist fight?

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#2 Helbrec
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Are you seriously that ignorant?
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#3 DJ-Lafleur
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Probably Jesus.
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#4 AncientNecro
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none, dead men can't fight
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#5 killtactics
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Are you seriously that ignorant?Helbrec
How so?
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#6 D3nnyCrane
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This is the stupidest topic that ever stupided.
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#7 cyberdarkkid
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Jesus knows can take on any kind of beating.
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#8 Phenom316
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Are you seriously that ignorant?Helbrec
This.
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#9 killtactics
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This is the stupidest topic that ever stupided.D3nnyCrane
hehe, blaim the energy drinks!
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Most badass preachers ever. Word Bearers.

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Most badass preachers ever. Word Bearers.

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Most badass preachers ever. Word Bearers.

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Who created that drawing?
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#13 Holyknight_CJ
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Well moses is a man, muhammed is a prophet, and jesus is a demi-god. By that logic Jesus, but then again he's the kind of guy that would just let people walk all over him, so I don't know. Any particular reason you chose these three, from the three abrahamic religions? This discussion might offend people a bit. Oh well.
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#14 bitemeslippy
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Is it possible to organize a mass face palming? Because I feel this thread is worthy of it.
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#15 fanboy-buster
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Jesus wouldn't fight, Moses is quite old and Mahoma is a warrior...fair fight eh?
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#16 aliblabla2007
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[QUOTE="aliblabla2007"]

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http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Word_Bearers

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#17 chessmaster1989
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I think we all know...

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#18 killtactics
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Is it possible to organize a mass face palming? Because I feel this thread is worthy of it.bitemeslippy
unless you have the ablity to "read between the line" in which case you would see that this thread is in no way shape or form a serious question...
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#19 killtactics
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Jesus wouldn't fight, Moses is quite old and Mahoma is a warrior...fair fight eh?fanboy-buster
who is "Mahoma?
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#20 Rigga911
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jesus
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#21 Shad0ki11
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none, dead men can't fightAncientNecro

But what if they came back as zombies?:o

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#22 Holyknight_CJ
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[QUOTE="AncientNecro"]none, dead men can't fightShad0ki11

But what if they came back as zombies?:o

Save me zombie jesus!

I just thought of the three of them doing the Thriller dance. :lol::lol::lol:

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#23 fanboy-buster
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[QUOTE="fanboy-buster"]Jesus wouldn't fight, Moses is quite old and Mahoma is a warrior...fair fight eh?killtactics
who is "Mahoma?

Is Muhammed in Spanish :P
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#24 bitemeslippy
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[QUOTE="bitemeslippy"]Is it possible to organize a mass face palming? Because I feel this thread is worthy of it.killtactics
unless you have the ablity to "read between the line" in which case you would see that this thread is in no way shape or form a serious question...

I mean I get that's its not a serious thing. I spend my life thinking about random things that make no sense it's just that every once in a while you hear something and the only response you can have is "What? Really?"

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#25 remmbermytitans
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Carlos Mencia.
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#27 killtactics
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[QUOTE="killtactics"][QUOTE="bitemeslippy"]Is it possible to organize a mass face palming? Because I feel this thread is worthy of it.bitemeslippy

unless you have the ablity to "read between the line" in which case you would see that this thread is in no way shape or form a serious question...

I mean I get that's its not a serious thing. I spend my life thinking about random things that make no sense it's just that every once in a while you hear something and the only response you can have is "What? Really?"

Well that just means i'm a lot better at being random then you.... pluss i have like 400mg of caffeine inside me...
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#28 bitemeslippy
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[QUOTE="bitemeslippy"]

[QUOTE="killtactics"]unless you have the ablity to "read between the line" in which case you would see that this thread is in no way shape or form a serious question...killtactics

I mean I get that's its not a serious thing. I spend my life thinking about random things that make no sense it's just that every once in a while you hear something and the only response you can have is "What? Really?"

Well that just means i'm a lot better at being random then you.... pluss i have like 400mg of caffeine inside me...

A bit caffeine sensitive are we? I really wish I was still. Some days I throw down 2 cans of orange Amp in 1st period and still fall asleep in 2nd period...damn physics is boring.

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#29 123625
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I hate this thread.

There would be no reason for them to fight.

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#30 chessmaster1989
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Captain Falcon.OICWUTUDIDTHAR

*Jesus walks up to Cpt. Falcon* Falcon PUNCH!

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#31 Vanadium2k8
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They're best friends.
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#33 killtactics
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[QUOTE="123625"]

I hate this thread.

There would be no reason for them to fight.

lol THATS EXACTY THE POINT OF THIS THREAD.... i was trying to make a point of showing how silly such an argument would be.... God bless you...
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#34 sharpshooter188
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jesus hands down.
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#35 SpaceMoose
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Well, Jesus wouldn't throw any punches and would just keep healing the other two every time they got hit, and when he got knocked down himself he'd just get up two minutes later. Eventually the other two would just say the hell with it and quit....at least as long as the fight wasn't in Israel.
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#36 DJ-Lafleur
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[QUOTE="OICWUTUDIDTHAR"]Captain Falcon.chessmaster1989

*Jesus walks up to Cpt. Falcon* Falcon PUNCH!

Wait...Luigi is jesus!? :shock:

Who woulda thought it :|...

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#37 Jekken6
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Nerevar (this is a gaming forum after all!)

This is the ultimate religion thread

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#38 trentman7
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Jesus would kick some serious religious ass.
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#39 chessmaster1989
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[QUOTE="chessmaster1989"]

[QUOTE="OICWUTUDIDTHAR"]Captain Falcon.DJ-Lafleur

*Jesus walks up to Cpt. Falcon* Falcon PUNCH!

Wait...Luigi is jesus!? :shock:

Who woulda thought it :|...

Jesus is already off the screen-that noob got pwnt :P.

Luigi didn't actually get hit... he just got hit by the awesomeness of the falcon punch, which sent him shooting backwards.

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#40 freshgman
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prophet isse wasnt a fighter neither was prophet musa prophet muhammmad was the only warrior among them
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#41 SunofVich
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Muhammed would win, because he was a boxer. :P

Jesus was a pacifist, and moses was an old guy,

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#42 sun-son
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[QUOTE="chessmaster1989"]

[QUOTE="OICWUTUDIDTHAR"]Captain Falcon.OICWUTUDIDTHAR

*Jesus walks up to Cpt. Falcon* Falcon PUNCH!

This is what will really happen

the very last part was funny. lol

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#43 vitriolboy
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Muhammad in a Jesus Christ pose? :P

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#44 sAndroid17
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Muhammad in a Jesus Christ pose? :Pvitriolboy

that is win!

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#45 mindstorm
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Muhammed would win, because he was a boxer. :P

Jesus was a pacifist, and moses was an old guy,

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It's crazy to me how many people think Jesus was a pacifist.... Indeed he comes in the name of love but according to Revelation among other places within scripture he will come again riding a horse with sword in hand. It is Jesus who will judge the nations: sentencing and carrying out the sentence.
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#46 SpaceMoose
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[QUOTE="SunofVich"]

Muhammed would win, because he was a boxer. :P

Jesus was a pacifist, and moses was an old guy,

mindstorm
It's crazy to me how many people think Jesus was a pacifist.... Indeed he comes in the name of love but according to Revelation among other places within scripture he will come again riding a horse with sword in hand. It is Jesus who will judge the nations: sentencing and carrying out the sentence.

Well, one can go with either the fictional stuff that supposedly already happened, or the fictional stuff that supposedly is going to happen, which would have even less basis to it, since I can't imagine how one is supposed to believe that some strange series of events that even they acknowledge didn't actually occur yet can be known to be true... That the Bible is wildly inconsistent is not exactly news, at least to people who don't believe in it.
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#47 Theokhoth
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Jesus, and here's why:

Jesus wouldn't throw a single punch--that's not His styIe. He'd get the crap beaten out of Him. But, you see, He'd always--always--get back up. The other two would eventually get exhausted and pass out, leaving a bloody-but-standing Jesus as the winner.

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#48 DivergeUnify
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 Moses is jacked
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#49 McJugga
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How would win in a fist fight?

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Who is 'How'?
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#50 hiphops_savior
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Jesus can't die, Moses is old, and although Muhammad does have the fighting experience, he'll just get fed up because he can't kill Jesus and leave.