How would win in a fist fight?
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[QUOTE="aliblabla2007"]
Most badass preachers ever. Word Bearers.
tzar3
Teach me their ways!
http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Word_Bearers
Is it possible to organize a mass face palming? Because I feel this thread is worthy of it.bitemeslippyunless you have the ablity to "read between the line" in which case you would see that this thread is in no way shape or form a serious question...
Jesus wouldn't fight, Moses is quite old and Mahoma is a warrior...fair fight eh?fanboy-busterwho is "Mahoma?
[QUOTE="AncientNecro"]none, dead men can't fightShad0ki11
But what if they came back as zombies?:o
Save me zombie jesus!
I just thought of the three of them doing the Thriller dance. :lol::lol::lol:
[QUOTE="fanboy-buster"]Jesus wouldn't fight, Moses is quite old and Mahoma is a warrior...fair fight eh?killtacticswho is "Mahoma?Is Muhammed in Spanish :P
[QUOTE="bitemeslippy"]Is it possible to organize a mass face palming? Because I feel this thread is worthy of it.killtacticsunless you have the ablity to "read between the line" in which case you would see that this thread is in no way shape or form a serious question...
I mean I get that's its not a serious thing. I spend my life thinking about random things that make no sense it's just that every once in a while you hear something and the only response you can have is "What? Really?"
unless you have the ablity to "read between the line" in which case you would see that this thread is in no way shape or form a serious question...[QUOTE="killtactics"][QUOTE="bitemeslippy"]Is it possible to organize a mass face palming? Because I feel this thread is worthy of it.bitemeslippy
I mean I get that's its not a serious thing. I spend my life thinking about random things that make no sense it's just that every once in a while you hear something and the only response you can have is "What? Really?"
Well that just means i'm a lot better at being random then you.... pluss i have like 400mg of caffeine inside me...[QUOTE="bitemeslippy"][QUOTE="killtactics"]unless you have the ablity to "read between the line" in which case you would see that this thread is in no way shape or form a serious question...killtactics
I mean I get that's its not a serious thing. I spend my life thinking about random things that make no sense it's just that every once in a while you hear something and the only response you can have is "What? Really?"
Well that just means i'm a lot better at being random then you.... pluss i have like 400mg of caffeine inside me...A bit caffeine sensitive are we? I really wish I was still. Some days I throw down 2 cans of orange Amp in 1st period and still fall asleep in 2nd period...damn physics is boring.
I hate this thread.
There would be no reason for them to fight.
lol THATS EXACTY THE POINT OF THIS THREAD.... i was trying to make a point of showing how silly such an argument would be.... God bless you...[QUOTE="OICWUTUDIDTHAR"]Captain Falcon.chessmaster1989
*Jesus walks up to Cpt. Falcon* Falcon PUNCH!
Wait...Luigi is jesus!? :shock:
Who woulda thought it :|...
[QUOTE="chessmaster1989"][QUOTE="OICWUTUDIDTHAR"]Captain Falcon.DJ-Lafleur
*Jesus walks up to Cpt. Falcon* Falcon PUNCH!
Wait...Luigi is jesus!? :shock:
Who woulda thought it :|...
Jesus is already off the screen-that noob got pwnt :P.
Luigi didn't actually get hit... he just got hit by the awesomeness of the falcon punch, which sent him shooting backwards.
It's crazy to me how many people think Jesus was a pacifist.... Indeed he comes in the name of love but according to Revelation among other places within scripture he will come again riding a horse with sword in hand. It is Jesus who will judge the nations: sentencing and carrying out the sentence.Muhammed would win, because he was a boxer. :P
Jesus was a pacifist, and moses was an old guy,
SunofVich
[QUOTE="SunofVich"]It's crazy to me how many people think Jesus was a pacifist.... Indeed he comes in the name of love but according to Revelation among other places within scripture he will come again riding a horse with sword in hand. It is Jesus who will judge the nations: sentencing and carrying out the sentence. Well, one can go with either the fictional stuff that supposedly already happened, or the fictional stuff that supposedly is going to happen, which would have even less basis to it, since I can't imagine how one is supposed to believe that some strange series of events that even they acknowledge didn't actually occur yet can be known to be true... That the Bible is wildly inconsistent is not exactly news, at least to people who don't believe in it.Muhammed would win, because he was a boxer. :P
Jesus was a pacifist, and moses was an old guy,
mindstorm
Jesus, and here's why:
Jesus wouldn't throw a single punch--that's not His styIe. He'd get the crap beaten out of Him. But, you see, He'd always--always--get back up. The other two would eventually get exhausted and pass out, leaving a bloody-but-standing Jesus as the winner.
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