Lamest American sports team names?

I cant think of any that havent been mentioned already, but I do know that the Washington Redskins remain to be the only team to have such a politically incorrect name/logo. Seriously though, im surprised its lasted thing long...

KcurtorMas

I cant think of any that havent been mentioned already, but I do know that the Washington Redskins remain to be the only team to have such a politically incorrect name/logo. Seriously though, im surprised its lasted this long...

KcurtorMas

[QUOTE="LZ71"][QUOTE="SeanyBoy21"]

Cleveland Browns. What the **** is a Brown?

Pirate700

Not the owner, the GM, head coach, and VP Paul Brown. It's still a dumb name though.

[QUOTE="FUBAR24"] lol i used to have one of the old mighty ducks jerseys. i loved it

Second_Rook

[QUOTE="pvtdonut54"]

Washington Nationals, and they suck, too!

LZ71

That's kind of an incorrect thing to say cuz a lot of bad teams haven't won 50. I think the Nats just broke 30 :)

Ok let's see.....TheVancouver Canucks, LA Clippers/Lakers.

[QUOTE="LZ71"][QUOTE="pvtdonut54"]

Washington Nationals, and they suck, too!

That's kind of an incorrect thing to say cuz a lot of bad teams haven't won 50. I think the Nats just broke 30 :)

Ok let's see.....TheVancouver Canucks, LA Clippers/Lakers.

[QUOTE="KcurtorMas"]

I cant think of any that havent been mentioned already, but I do know that the Washington Redskins remain to be the only team to have such a politically incorrect name/logo. Seriously though, im surprised its lasted this long...

Pirate700

Yeah, just the incorporation of their logo, an Indian...and their name...the REDSKINS... but oh well. The cowboys suck btw :P

timberwolves and clippers

timberwolves and clippers

YoungGun13

Timberwolves isn't a lame name at all. :| In fact, it's kind of badass.

[QUOTE="YoungGun13"]

timberwolves and clippers

avatar_genius

Timberwolves isn't a lame name at all. :| In fact, it's kind of badass.

Tampa Bay Devil Rays was a name with pizzazz, but then they dropped the Devil. Tampa Bay Rays just sounds so flat. Very lame.

The Green Bay Packers. I mean seriously, what the **** is a packer?JC346

Tampa Bay Devil Rays was a name with pizzazz, but then they dropped the Devil. Tampa Bay Rays just sounds so flat. Very lame.

Oleg_Huzwog

There was some semi-pro team called The Crawdads...D3nnyCrane

That's the awesomest name ever!

One name that I hate is the Marquette Golden Eagles, adopted cuz Warriors was clearly derogatory to our Indian friends, as though no other culture has warriors.

Columbus Blue Jackets

St Louis Blues

avatar_genius

The Green Bay Packers. I mean seriously, what the **** is a packer?JC346

76ers, "Vol's", the Raiders ( Chiefs Fan) and the Packers ( Chiefs Fan).

[QUOTE="JC346"]The Green Bay Packers. I mean seriously, what the **** is a packer?Pirate700

...But arent the fans called Cheeseheads?? Wierd...

[QUOTE="avatar_genius"]

Columbus Blue Jackets

St Louis Blues

xXDrPainXx

My favorite NHL team is Nashville Predators.

[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

[QUOTE="JC346"]The Green Bay Packers. I mean seriously, what the **** is a packer?KcurtorMas

...But arent the fans called Cheeseheads?? Wierd...

[QUOTE="KcurtorMas"]

[QUOTE="Pirate700"]Meat packer. They are in Wisconsin.

Pirate700

...But arent the fans called Cheeseheads?? Wierd...

Its odd how that comes to be though. Packers have cheeseheads...Redskins have Hogettes...and so on.

the 49ers and the jazzweezyfb

Congratulations, you have made an enemy for life. :x

As for me it goes: Atlanta Dream, Chicago Sky, Connecticut Sun, Detroit Shock, Indiana Fever, Los Angeles Sparks, Minnesota Lynx, New York Liberty, Phoenix Mercury, San Antonio Silver Stars, Sacramento Monarchs, Seattle Storm, and Washington Mystics.

[QUOTE="weezyfb"]the 49ers and the jazzRenegade_Fury

Congratulations, you have made an enemy for life. :x

As for me it goes: Atlanta Dream, Chicago Sky, Connecticut Sun, Detroit Shock, Indiana Fever, Los Angeles Sparks, Minnesota Lynx, New York Liberty, Phoenix Mercury, San Antonio Silver Stars, Sacramento Monarchs, Seattle Storm, and Washington Mystics.

Oklahoma City Thunder

:|

Oh...

76ers

Lame as hell^

[QUOTE="Renegade_Fury"]

[QUOTE="weezyfb"]the 49ers and the jazzPirate700

Congratulations, you have made an enemy for life. :x

As for me it goes: Atlanta Dream, Chicago Sky, Connecticut Sun, Detroit Shock, Indiana Fever, Los Angeles Sparks, Minnesota Lynx, New York Liberty, Phoenix Mercury, San Antonio Silver Stars, Sacramento Monarchs, Seattle Storm, and Washington Mystics.

I should probably list all the AFL teams as well, since they aren't too much better.

[QUOTE="weezyfb"]the 49ers and the jazzRenegade_Fury

Congratulations, you have made an enemy for life. :x

As for me it goes: Atlanta Dream, Chicago Sky, Connecticut Sun, Detroit Shock, Indiana Fever, Los Angeles Sparks, Minnesota Lynx, New York Liberty, Phoenix Mercury, San Antonio Silver Stars, Sacramento Monarchs, Seattle Storm, and Washington Mystics.

Way to just list off all the WNBA teams, all 13 of them. Not really funny at all.

[QUOTE="Renegade_Fury"]

[QUOTE="weezyfb"]the 49ers and the jazzavatar_genius

Congratulations, you have made an enemy for life. :x

As for me it goes: Atlanta Dream, Chicago Sky, Connecticut Sun, Detroit Shock, Indiana Fever, Los Angeles Sparks, Minnesota Lynx, New York Liberty, Phoenix Mercury, San Antonio Silver Stars, Sacramento Monarchs, Seattle Storm, and Washington Mystics.

Way to just list off all the WNBA teams, all 13 of them. Not really funny at all.

Anaheim Ducks before they changed their name, was the Anaheim Mighty Ducks...

That was the lamest name.. "Ducks fly together"...ROFL

Browns, Jazz, Jets, Reds

[QUOTE="Renegade_Fury"]

[QUOTE="weezyfb"]the 49ers and the jazzavatar_genius

Congratulations, you have made an enemy for life. :x

As for me it goes: Atlanta Dream, Chicago Sky, Connecticut Sun, Detroit Shock, Indiana Fever, Los Angeles Sparks, Minnesota Lynx, New York Liberty, Phoenix Mercury, San Antonio Silver Stars, Sacramento Monarchs, Seattle Storm, and Washington Mystics.

Way to just list off all the WNBA teams, all 13 of them. Not really funny at all.

[QUOTE="avatar_genius"]

[QUOTE="Renegade_Fury"]

Congratulations, you have made an enemy for life. :x

As for me it goes: Atlanta Dream, Chicago Sky, Connecticut Sun, Detroit Shock, Indiana Fever, Los Angeles Sparks, Minnesota Lynx, New York Liberty, Phoenix Mercury, San Antonio Silver Stars, Sacramento Monarchs, Seattle Storm, and Washington Mystics.

Renegade_Fury

Way to just list off all the WNBA teams, all 13 of them. Not really funny at all.

I find it an odd coincidence that you would just happen to list every single WNBA team and no other team from any other league or sport. Very conspicuous, how dumb do you suppose I am? In alphabetical order as well?

I suppose you love every single team name of any other sport or league, since you didn't feel the need to list any of them, I suppose the fact that it's women playing the sport has nothing to do with it. For real. Pretty pathetic actually.

[QUOTE="avatar_genius"]

[QUOTE="Renegade_Fury"]

Congratulations, you have made an enemy for life. :x

As for me it goes: Atlanta Dream, Chicago Sky, Connecticut Sun, Detroit Shock, Indiana Fever, Los Angeles Sparks, Minnesota Lynx, New York Liberty, Phoenix Mercury, San Antonio Silver Stars, Sacramento Monarchs, Seattle Storm, and Washington Mystics.

Pirate700

Way to just list off all the WNBA teams, all 13 of them. Not really funny at all.

I happen to like the WNBA, most people just like to make some big joke out of it.

[QUOTE="Renegade_Fury"]

[QUOTE="avatar_genius"]

Way to just list off all the WNBA teams, all 13 of them. Not really funny at all.

avatar_genius

I find it an odd coincidence that you would just happen to list every single WNBA team and no other team from any other league or sport. Very conspicuous, how dumb do you suppose I am? In alphabetical order as well?

I suppose you love every single team name of any other sport or league, since you didn't feel the need to list any of them, I suppose the fact that it's women playing the sport has nothing to do with it. For real. Pretty pathetic actually.

Uh, I listed them because the names suck, and it was convient just to copy and paste. Really, what's not to get? :|

There are plenty of other team names that I don't like such as Thunder, Magic, Heat, Rush, pretty much every AFL team and so on, but why should I have to list them if I don't want to? Way to go ruining this thread man by turning all serious. :|

[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

[QUOTE="avatar_genius"]

Way to just list off all the WNBA teams, all 13 of them. Not really funny at all.

avatar_genius

I happen to like the WNBA, most people just like to make some big joke out of it.

Akron Zips

Yes you heard that right...

The mascot's name is Zippy.

Akron Zips

Yes you heard that right...

The mascot's name is Zippy.

[QUOTE="avatar_genius"]

[QUOTE="Renegade_Fury"] Don't see how I went out of my way trying to be funny, when all the names in fact do suck. :|

Renegade_Fury

I find it an odd coincidence that you would just happen to list every single WNBA team and no other team from any other league or sport. Very conspicuous, how dumb do you suppose I am? In alphabetical order as well?

I suppose you love every single team name of any other sport or league, since you didn't feel the need to list any of them, I suppose the fact that it's women playing the sport has nothing to do with it. For real. Pretty pathetic actually.

Uh, I listed them because the names suck, and it was convient just to copy and paste. Really, what's not to get? :|

There are plenty of other team names that I don't like such as Thunder, Magic, Heat, Rush, pretty much every AFL team and so on, but why should I have to list them if I don't want to? Way to go ruining this thread man by turning all serious. :|

Dont be dissin the Chicago Rush. Mike Ditka will kill you in your sleepFUBAR24

There's no need for anyone here to ridicule the WNBA. The league is perfectly capable of doing that themselves.

Okay, sorry to our friends outside the US, but I'm looking for the lamest, dumbest, wussiest team names - can be college or pro.

My first nomination is the Orlando Magic - SO lame.

Houston Texans and the Lakers. WTF is a Laker anyway?

Pirate700

About the Packers, they were named after the Indian Packing Company who payed for all of their equipment and gave them a field to play/practice on

And they are cheeseheads because its Americas Dariyland...well now we are nor first, but thats still the state name...and we love our cheese :D

There's no need for anyone here to ridicule the WNBA. The league is perfectly capable of doing that themselves.

Oleg_Huzwog

Bruins. I mean, I know what a Bruin is, but who uses that word anymore outside of a sports context?

To be fair, it has to be any curling team. They don't even name them, it's just 'Ontario' or 'British Columbia'

Unless we're just talking about teams from the USA, in which case, the Denver Nuggets for sure. I know why they're named that, but it's just... lame.

We're the Nuggets

There's no need for anyone here to ridicule the WNBA. The league is perfectly capable of doing that themselves.

Oleg_Huzwog