Man dies attempting CPR on his [dead] wife.

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#1 th3warr1or
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Oh god.

She collapsed, he tried CPR, and died while doing it.

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#3 GazaAli
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Its better this way.
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#4 harashawn
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My friend and I are loling so hard darkfox101
How is that funny? :?
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#5 Ravirr
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My condelences to both families.

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#6 Deihjan
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[QUOTE="darkfox101"]My friend and I are loling so hard harashawn
How is that funny? :?

It's very ironic.
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#7 JML897
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[QUOTE="harashawn"][QUOTE="darkfox101"]My friend and I are loling so hard Deihjan
How is that funny? :?

It's very ironic.

It is very ironic but I'm not really sure why someone's first reaction to this would be "LOL"

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#8 Deihjan
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[QUOTE="Deihjan"][QUOTE="harashawn"] How is that funny? :?JML897

It's very ironic.

It is very ironic but I'm not really sure why someone's first reaction to this would be "LOL"

Haven't read the link, but ironic humour, to me, oftentimes result in a very loud laughter from myself. So, a lol is indeed my first reaction.
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#9 Optical_Order
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My friend and I are loling so hard darkfox101

you made me lol :lol:

That's kinda sad though. But a little funny in the irony.

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#10 metroidprime55
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Well, that's ironic.:(

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#11 Gaming-Planet
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I lol'd but sad anyway. How is that even possible?!

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#12 gmaster456
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[QUOTE="harashawn"][QUOTE="darkfox101"]My friend and I are loling so hard Deihjan
How is that funny? :?

It's very ironic.

Ironic yes, Funny no
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#13 Deihjan
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I lol'd but sad anyway. How is that even possible?!

Gaming-Planet
Because irony makes you laugh, too?
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#14 SolidSnake35
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Its better this way.GazaAli
Yeah, I agree with this. Sad but... in a way.. perhaps what he wanted.
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#15 Urworstnhtmare
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I lol'd but sad anyway. How is that even possible?!

Gaming-Planet

His heart probably just gave out....

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#16 Gaming-Planet
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[QUOTE="Gaming-Planet"]

I lol'd but sad anyway. How is that even possible?!

Deihjan
Because irony makes you laugh, too?

I didn't mean it as that way lol. How it possible to die giving CPR?
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#17 Ravirr
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[QUOTE="Deihjan"][QUOTE="Gaming-Planet"]

I lol'd but sad anyway. How is that even possible?!

Gaming-Planet

Because irony makes you laugh, too?

I didn't mean it as that way lol. How it possible to die giving CPR?

You don't know the health condition of the indiviadual. Nor his medication, there are so many factors that could lead to death in this situation.

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#18 gaming25
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[QUOTE="Gaming-Planet"][QUOTE="Deihjan"][QUOTE="Gaming-Planet"]

I lol'd but sad anyway. How is that even possible?!

Because irony makes you laugh, too?

I didn't mean it as that way lol. How it possible to die giving CPR?

Probably was extremely fatigued or had heart conditions or something. A very unfortunate situation.
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#20 GazaAli
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lmao funniest thing iv heard all day(im a jerk deal wit it)xXxQuizzyxXx
that's the problem, its not funny at all.
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#21 muffincakes87
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That's somewhat of a romantic way to go.

I have a pretty bad sense of humor, and I don't find that very funny.

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#22 conistant
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They were meant to be together.
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#23 th3warr1or
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They were meant to be together.conistant
That's truth right there.
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#24 Suzy_Q_Kazoo
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:(

I don't find this funny....

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#25 xXxQuizzyxXx
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[QUOTE="xXxQuizzyxXx"]lmao funniest thing iv heard all day(im a jerk deal wit it)GazaAli
that's the problem, its not funny at all.

cry me a river lol its too bad but its still funny, besides im sure thats what he would have wanted anyways, i mean hes with his wife now so im sure hes happy it ended this way
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#26 PS2_ROCKS
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That's sad but at the same time probably for the better.
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#27 Deihjan
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[QUOTE="xXxQuizzyxXx"]lmao funniest thing iv heard all day(im a jerk deal wit it)GazaAli
that's the problem, its not funny at all.

No, but you've made plenty of inappropriate and disgusting posts today, so maybe you should let us laugh at this, however sad it might be.
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#28 Wasdie  Moderator
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That's just horrible.

:(

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#29 F1_2004
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I don't see what's so funny. Poor guy probably had a heart attack after seeing his wife of who knows how many years die.
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#30 Deihjan
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I don't see what's so funny. Poor guy probably had a heart attack after seeing his wife of who knows how many years die.F1_2004
I doubt he died from a heart attack, seeing as he tried to perform CPR on the wife. He probably got a stroke while trying to breathe life into her, since a lot of people do it wrong and don't have enough breath, so he got fatigued due to his age.
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#32 AceofTrades
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That's actually kind of romantic.
Has a Romeo & Juliet vibe.
Eh, R.I.P.

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#33 Baconbits2004
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[QUOTE="GazaAli"][QUOTE="xXxQuizzyxXx"]lmao funniest thing iv heard all day(im a jerk deal wit it)xXxQuizzyxXx
that's the problem, its not funny at all.

cry me a river lol its too bad but its still funny, besides im sure thats what he would have wanted anyways, i mean hes with his wife now so im sure hes happy it ended this way


Whoever said Christians didn't have a sense of humor? :P

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#34 Baconbits2004
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Anyways, it didn't strike me as funny... the first thing that came to mind was this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83mrDrGXO5E
Plus more tears/screaming as the old guy lost his life-partner, then became overwhelmed by emotion and gave out.

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#35 Deihjan
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Anyways, it didn't strike me as funny... the first thing that came to mind was this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83mrDrGXO5E
Plus more tears/screaming as the old guy lost his life-partner, then became overwhelmed by emotion and gave out.

Baconbits2004

Just to make it clear, the death part itself isn't what strikes me as amusing, it's the irony in it. I can't stand death, and I've lost three grandparents already. I even watched one die while in the Intensive Care unit, as they unplugged him.

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#36 theone86
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This reminds me of a segment on a show, I forget if it was family guy or robot chicken, but an old person is walking in the park, has a heart attack, and collapses, then another old guy laughs at the first one and collapses. It's like cartoons come to life.

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#37 theone86
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You sickos that find this funny need to get the hell out of these forums and re-evalute yourselves.

hysam20241

Death happens and sure it's sad, but there can be humor in morbid circumstances.

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#38 Baconbits2004
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[QUOTE="Baconbits2004"]

Anyways, it didn't strike me as funny... the first thing that came to mind was this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83mrDrGXO5E
Plus more tears/screaming as the old guy lost his life-partner, then became overwhelmed by emotion and gave out.

Deihjan

Just to make it clear, the death part itself isn't what strikes me as amusing, it's the irony in it. I can't stand death, and I've lost three grandparents already. I even watched one die while in the Intensive Care unit, as they unplugged him.


I get that.
Had my mind pictured something more akin to... a chibi moment in an anime, I'd have probably done the same. :P

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#39 Deihjan
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[QUOTE="Deihjan"]

[QUOTE="Baconbits2004"]

Anyways, it didn't strike me as funny... the first thing that came to mind was this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83mrDrGXO5E
Plus more tears/screaming as the old guy lost his life-partner, then became overwhelmed by emotion and gave out.

Baconbits2004

Just to make it clear, the death part itself isn't what strikes me as amusing, it's the irony in it. I can't stand death, and I've lost three grandparents already. I even watched one die while in the Intensive Care unit, as they unplugged him.


I get that.
Had my mind pictured something more akin to... a chibi moment in an anime, I'd have probably done the same. :P

Also, damn you.. That kitty vid is soooo soulcrushing D:

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#40 no_more_fayth
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I find this rather amusing.

Sad, romantic, and hilarious.

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#41 Baconbits2004
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[QUOTE="Baconbits2004"]

[QUOTE="Deihjan"] Just to make it clear, the death part itself isn't what strikes me as amusing, it's the irony in it. I can't stand death, and I've lost three grandparents already. I even watched one die while in the Intensive Care unit, as they unplugged him.

Deihjan


I get that.
Had my mind pictured something more akin to... a chibi moment in an anime, I'd have probably done the same. :P

Also, damn you.. That kitty vid is soooo soulcrushing D:


Pfft, you just need to see the irony in it all.
He's trying to revive her... but he doesn't know what oxygen is.

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#42 Deihjan
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[QUOTE="Deihjan"]

[QUOTE="Baconbits2004"]
I get that.
Had my mind pictured something more akin to... a chibi moment in an anime, I'd have probably done the same. :P

Baconbits2004

Also, damn you.. That kitty vid is soooo soulcrushing D:


Pfft, you just need to see the irony in it all.
He's trying to revive her... but he doesn't know what oxygen is.

xD

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#43 theone86
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[QUOTE="Deihjan"]

[QUOTE="Baconbits2004"]
I get that.
Had my mind pictured something more akin to... a chibi moment in an anime, I'd have probably done the same. :P

Baconbits2004

Also, damn you.. That kitty vid is soooo soulcrushing D:


Pfft, you just need to see the irony in it all.
He's trying to revive her... but he doesn't know what oxygen is.

THAT'S NOT IRONIC!!!:x:x:x

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#44 coltgames
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was he old or something
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#45 Baconbits2004
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[QUOTE="Baconbits2004"]

[QUOTE="Deihjan"] Also, damn you.. That kitty vid is soooo soulcrushing D:

theone86


Pfft, you just need to see the irony in it all.
He's trying to revive her... but he doesn't know what oxygen is.

THAT'S NOT IRONIC!!!:x:x:x


Is too.
I took irony lessons from the robot devil. >:

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#46 Deihjan
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[QUOTE="theone86"]

[QUOTE="Baconbits2004"]
Pfft, you just need to see the irony in it all.
He's trying to revive her... but he doesn't know what oxygen is.

Baconbits2004

THAT'S NOT IRONIC!!!:x:x:x


Is too.
I took irony lessons from the robot devil. >:

Ignore the bully. Mods tell us to ignore those that annoy us D:

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#47 Baconbits2004
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[QUOTE="Baconbits2004"]

[QUOTE="theone86"]

THAT'S NOT IRONIC!!!:x:x:x

Deihjan


Is too.
I took irony lessons from the robot devil. >:

Ignore the bully. Mods tell us to ignore those that annoy us D:

Le gasp! then how do we come to a resolution?

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#48 Deihjan
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[QUOTE="Deihjan"]

[QUOTE="Baconbits2004"]
Is too.
I took irony lessons from the robot devil. >:

Baconbits2004

Ignore the bully. Mods tell us to ignore those that annoy us D:

Le gasp! then how do we come to a resolution?

Put your fingers in your ears and go "LALALALA" ?

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#49 theone86
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[QUOTE="Baconbits2004"]

[QUOTE="Deihjan"] Ignore the bully. Mods tell us to ignore those that annoy us D:

Deihjan

Le gasp! then how do we come to a resolution?

Put your fingers in your ears and go "LALALALA" ?

Yeah, you would say that.

Not a bully, just dislike improper use of the term irony.

Irony: incongruity between the actual result of a sequence of events and the normal or expected result

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#50 Baconbits2004
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[QUOTE="Deihjan"]

[QUOTE="Baconbits2004"] Le gasp! then how do we come to a resolution?

theone86

Put your fingers in your ears and go "LALALALA" ?

Yeah, you would say that.

Not a bully, just dislike improper use of the term irony.

Irony: incongruity between the actual result of a sequence of events and the normal or expected result


Hmm, she apparently misused the word bully and you didn't seem to mind.
Pretty ironic.