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#1 narutoisapirate
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this weekend i am possibly meeting my gf's parents.she says her mom is nice but from what she says her dad is mean....

any tips for me?

and sorry for the obnoxious title

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#2 194197844077667059316682358889
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Make sure that you play on the same WoW server they do
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#3 Tropicalshower
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As cliche as it may sound, just be yourself.

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Take a shower. Be sober. Make sure you're wearing clothes. Beyond that, it doesn't matter, he'll hate you the same anyway. ;)
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#5 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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Make sure that you play on the same WoW server they doxaos
One of my sister's boyfriend's joined my parent's WoW server for a second :?
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#6 JigglyWiggly_
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This is appropriate http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVfVqfIN8_c
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#7 RAMRODtheMASTER
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Basically don't be an ass. Just be yourself and you should be cool.
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#8 Wolls
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Wear pants
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This is appropriate http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVfVqfIN8_cJigglyWiggly_
Hence my post :x
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#10 CyleM
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just don't say out loud like you want to she her mom naked... I've done that once and it was very awkward afterwards...
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#11 narutoisapirate
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just don't say out loud like you want to she her mom naked... I've done that once and it was very awkward afterwards... CyleM

what if i do wnat to see her naked..

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#12 6_volts
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Why don't you bring him presents? I'm sure that'll work out.
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just don't say out loud like you want to she her mom naked... I've done that once and it was very awkward afterwards... CyleM
can't tell if serious
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#14 CyleM
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[QUOTE="CyleM"]just don't say out loud like you want to she her mom naked... I've done that once and it was very awkward afterwards... narutoisapirate

what if i do wnat to see her naked..

then say it anyways and get her drunk to see where it goes...
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#15 194197844077667059316682358889
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[QUOTE="narutoisapirate"]

[QUOTE="CyleM"]just don't say out loud like you want to she her mom naked... I've done that once and it was very awkward afterwards... CyleM

what if i do wnat to see her naked..

then say it anyways and get her drunk to see where it goes...

Nah, ask her alone, then go ahead and startbooking your upcoming appearance on Maury
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#16 Alter_Echo
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The worst mistake you can make is to play yourself up as something or someone you arent. They are going to hate you regardless and if you oversell yourself not only will they hate you, you'll have the added burden of having to act differently ( than you normally do) around them in the future.

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#17 EvilSteveo
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this weekend i am possibly meeting my gf's parents.she says her mom is nice but from what she says her dad is mean....

any tips for me?

and sorry for the obnoxious title

narutoisapirate

Dress up and pretend your batman . Her dad will be scared of you if you can pull of the dark knight well.

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#18 needled24-7
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hm i've never had any problems with parents, moms always like me, dads seem to also. but if her dad kinda seems like he's not gonna be very friendly towards you, it's probably best you just stay out of his way. for the mom, just be polite :)

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Remember your manners and your set.

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#20 needled24-7
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just don't say out loud like you want to she her mom naked... I've done that once and it was very awkward afterwards... CyleM
i was at this girl's house one time and i told her her mom was a milf, so what did she do? she went and told her mom :lol: she laughed

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#21 Wilfred_Owen
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Show them some of the videos you two recorded together late at night. It'll break the ice, thats for sure, and could provide a funny conversation in the future.
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#22 cyberdarkkid
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If he's a control freak you can either neuter him or go along with the ride, trust me I learned this tip from OT.
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#23 Too_tight_shoes
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No sarcasm and remember be smart but not as smart as him.
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#24 RAMRODtheMASTER
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[QUOTE="EvilSteveo"]

[QUOTE="narutoisapirate"]

this weekend i am possibly meeting my gf's parents.she says her mom is nice but from what she says her dad is mean....

any tips for me?

and sorry for the obnoxious title

Dress up and pretend your batman . Her dad will be scared of you if you can pull of the dark knight well.

If things get hairy yell, "I AM THE NIGHT!" and jump out a window.
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#25 EvilSteveo
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Show them some of the videos you two recorded together late at night. It'll break the ice, thats for sure, and could provide a funny conversation in the future.Wilfred_Owen

You aslo got to be dressd up as batman in the video . The only way to get the dad to like you is to send fear into his heart

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#26 EvilSteveo
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[QUOTE="EvilSteveo"]

[QUOTE="narutoisapirate"]

this weekend i am possibly meeting my gf's parents.she says her mom is nice but from what she says her dad is mean....

any tips for me?

and sorry for the obnoxious title

RAMRODtheMASTER

Dress up and pretend your batman . Her dad will be scared of you if you can pull of the dark knight well.

If things get hairy yell, "I AM THE NIGHT!" and jump out a window.

Remember the batarang and shark repellent. Just play some batman:Arkym Asylum to get you self trained for the role. Just remember the dad may be a shark or even the most dreadful of all a bear.

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#27 Alter_Echo
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You could just go for broke and immediately suplex the dad through a coffee table when you walk into the house. If they like you after that then the rest is downhill.

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#28 auron_16
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Just play it cool. Don't sweat it. (that applies literally too)
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#29 Netherscourge
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Don't touch her while your in their presence.

I'm serious. Parents don't like seeing their daughter's in physical contact with their boyfriends until there's a ring on their finger.

You'll come off as overbearing and controlling - possibly sceevy and perverted too.

Keep your hands off her at all times. If SHE initaites a hug or something, it's ok. But do not do anything on your own in their presence.

TRUST ME ON THIS.

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#30 Dman0017
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if the dad offers you a condom, you are screwed no matter what you do.
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#31 RAMRODtheMASTER
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[QUOTE="EvilSteveo"]

[QUOTE="RAMRODtheMASTER"][QUOTE="EvilSteveo"]

Dress up and pretend your batman . Her dad will be scared of you if you can pull of the dark knight well.

If things get hairy yell, "I AM THE NIGHT!" and jump out a window.

Remember the batarang and shark repellent. Just play some batman:Arkym Asylum to get you self trained for the role. Just remember the dad may be a shark or even the most dreadful of all a bear.

Even worse, he could be an exploding shark.
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#32 JigglyWiggly_
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[QUOTE="JigglyWiggly_"]This is appropriate http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVfVqfIN8_cxaos
Hence my post :x

Warcraft, not WoW
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if the dad offers you a condom, you are screwed no matter what you do.Dman0017
that'd be hilarious.
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#34 CoolSkAGuy
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Ask the father for a condom, because your running low! that will sure to break the ice and show him your serious about safe sex!!! if that doesn't work take em a bottle of johnny walker!
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#35 deactivated-5c37d3adcd094
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Tell them how good their daughter is in bed - it's what every parent wants to hear. ;)

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#36 mrbojangles25
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1. just be yourself

2. don't lie...they can tell if youre lying

3. dont be afraid, they can smell fear

4. dont kiss ass, but be a gentleman, especially to your girlfriend (you should be one to her anyway, though)

5. say "please", "thank you", and say "yes" instead of "yeah"

If youre nervous, thats fine, parents have been in your shoes before. And if the dad is being a jerk, dont insult him, but you dont have to take any crap from him...if you do, he will problably think youre a sissy and no good for his daughter. Thats what my friend's dad does to his daughter's girlfriends lol. Gives them a hard time in jest to see if they have any backbone

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#38 StripTheSoul
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Smear faeces on the wall = win at life.

Trust me.

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If it was me, i would be myself.
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Bring a bottle of vodka or two and start drinking with them.
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#41 JonnyEagle
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Don't tell them you've been in their daughter, trust me it does not go well if you do.....

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#42 EvilSteveo
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Rember if you need to escape , just call in the bats with that frequency thing of yours. Depending if its a good batman costume or not.

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[QUOTE="xaos"][QUOTE="JigglyWiggly_"]This is appropriate http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVfVqfIN8_cJigglyWiggly_
Hence my post :x

Warcraft, not WoW

Oh OK, I sort of know the difference but not enough to be able to tell from the video :( Though the tag does say "World of Warcraft" and references "level 80 rogues" and "ubergear" which seem to be WoW-specific.
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#44 Vic-Ferrari
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You should try to get a menage a trois going with your girlfriend and her mom.
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Instead of greeting them with a handshake, greet them with a nipple twist. Works every time. 8)

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#46 EvilSteveo
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You should try to get a menage a trois going with your girlfriend and her mom.Vic-Ferrari

No forget them , YOU HAVE TO PLEASE the granny!!!. Then you will gain the dad respect and you can De-flower your girlfriend in peace of knowing it wont cost you your life.

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Never ever poo in their toilet. Your body will find some way to screw you over. It'll either be excessively stinky, not flush or a combination of both.
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Make sure that you play on the same WoW server they doxaos
This. Nothing is better than talking about raids with her parents.
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#49 2mrw
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the only honest and effective tip is DUN do it, run for ur life.

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Instead of greeting them with a handshake, greet them with a nipple twist. Works every time. 8)

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i just imagined that..lol