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I don't know about the rest of you, but I want more Clerks and more Autin Powers.
taylor888
Hopefully the Clerks sequel would be totally devoid of whining and intentionally slacking the **** off out of spite.
I like Clerks. I really do. It was funny and clever and spoke to a ****load of people who just felt lost in society. Good movie, I love it. But you know...that's sort of a one-time deal. You keep making sequels to that kind of ****, and you've basically got two options...
1) Have the characters grow and change and drift apart from each other. But...then it wouldn't exactly be Clerks, if these slackoffs were acting in a professional manner and were actually acting like adults.
2) Keep them as the same characters that we know and love. Which is even worse. Because when I first watched Clerks and identified with it, I assumed that I'd eventually get my life in order. I assumed that Randall and Dante would eventually get THEIR lives in order, or at least stop whining so ****ing much. But that seems like, 20 ****ing years ago. If we got a sequel where they were STILL acting like children and whining about how life isn't fair, then **** that. It's like, at some point there comes a time to either **** or get off the toilet. I mean, Clerks 2 just came off as sort of sad. Two dudes who looked like they were in their thirties, making racial slurs towards customers and getting in verbal arguments over stupid-ass **** like "LOTR vs Star Wars". Bottom line is that I like to think that most of the original AUDIENCE who watched Clerks and identified with the characters, sort of grew up. Whereas Randall and Dante DIDN'T. Ten years later they are STILL just a couple of ****ing children in the bodies of grown-ass men. They're STILL doing the same stupid ass ****, whining about how unfair their lives are, while making every attempt to keep on living the same exact ****ing lifestyles that they are whining about. And...enough. That stuff was charming the first time. One sequel was enough to make it sort of pathetic. A second sequel would end up being just about the saddest thing I've ever seen.
they are making a new Austin Powers.I don't know about the rest of you, but I want more Clerks and more Autin Powers.
taylor888
mars attacks. i wanna see them spoof the toho space opera movies like "battle in outer space" and "the mysterians" as well as the flash gordon style serials of the 1950s. since the original movie is based on the first half of the trading cards from the 60s (minus the giant bugs eating people), i was thinking the sequel could focus on the true ending of the cards, were humanity builds a giant space fleet and launches a counter attack on mars after managing to deal with the martian forces on earth.
they could weaponize yodelling music too :)
A new Terminator, Alien, Predator, Die Hard, Lethal Weapon, Rambo & James Bond. American Pie aswell but with the original cast returning.69ANT69
They did for EVERYTHING you named...
Also: American Pie and Bond are getting new sequels.
On Topic:
Chronicles of Riddick (I've been waiting for Part Three for YEARS, I love the Pitch Black series)
and
Black Dynamite (with a bigger budget a sequel would be the best thing ever)
and
Star Wars (I would like to see Episodes VII, VIII, and IX)
The Incredibles. It's one of the few Pixar franchises where it would make sense.
Otherwise, I rather Pixar just stick to doing original stuff.
Conan. They didn't finish the story. They left it with, literally... the words "that's a story for another time" >:No film ever needs a sequel. Ever.
MissLibrarian
Conan. They didn't finish the story. They left it with, literally... the words "that's a story for another time" >:Baconbits2004
You only find THAT story out if you spend years becoming a chain-mail clad berserkerto a high enough calibre so as to be able to sit at a blazing fireside with other assorted ruffians hearing the tale directly from the great barbarian's own mouth.
Or so I heard.
That's needlessly complicated, I just wanna watch a movie. ;_;Baconbits2004Well what can I say? Life is cruel.
Twister.
Everyone knows it's the best movie.Lto_thaG
IT wasnt the best movie but I did see it 4x in theaters..:) and countless times at home. AND for its time when all the CGI stuff was really coming into play, it did quite well..Good movie...if there is a TWISTER 2, it needs the same people, the whole crew had personality and character.
[QUOTE="Jing16"][QUOTE="sune_Gem"]The Incredibles, for example... The Incredibles was the worse pixar film made. Up was just as bad. Of course someone of your intelligence would think that. By the way, it's WORST not worse.I think a few Pixar films are too good to be left with just one entry in the series.
Hackers90
lololol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f720MNvOeVc[QUOTE="eboyishere"]
off the top of my head: titanic
lol but i want an incredibles 2
smokingsbad
wow that was....terrible..i felt like they are making it just to be funny
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