Off-Topic describe the last three people that hit on you.

In order from most recent:

1. Sheis a whitefemale of the larger variety, she had to bealmost 400 pounds, and an inch taller than me.She was really nice though. Medium length dirty blonde hair. She is four years older than me. I'm 19, she's 23 and she has her own home. Her name was Liza or lizzie:? something like that, can't really remember.

2. Amanda.. AhhAmanda:oops:.....It started off by me trying to pursue her. But she would never give me the time of day. That is until she saw how well I could fight. I guess some women do see brutal fighters as alpha males:?. A littlestrange if you ask me, but women wantprotection fromwho their involved withright? So I guess it is reasonable.

When we met up again a few days after the fight, I had halted my pursuit of her. So she struck up a conversation with me, and asked if she could buy me a drink. I said no, which I realize now was incredibly stupid. I rememberone day she told me that I look like a gorilla, I kind ofdo:lol:. I then asked her: "Is that a bad thing?""No:)" she replied, sounded like a glimmer of hope to me.She would always say hey to me when she walked past me, bump into me when we walked together,I even caught her a few times staring at me, while playing with her pencil, and hair. I didn't realize it soon enough I guess.So I unknowingly let this opportunity slide by, so she lost interest, whichis a shame. And I don't really think we had a chance anyway, her dad is real strict. I had heard her talk to him on the phone, and I got that vibe from him. Hell she sounded scared when she talked to him:?.

She is caucasian, and also an inch taller than me, her hair is gorgeous. Long and curly, black with blonde streaks in it. She has acne, but it's not that bad. Green eyes if I remember corectly. Large breasts, and an ass like Halle Berry. In short she's curvy.

3. Kimmy. She's half German, half black. 4 inches taller than me. Tall yet petite. Dark brown hair. Alot of people don't think she's attractive, but I do. She's a little geeky, which was probably why. Her skin is almost an orange color. One day she had asked me on a date to the fair, I had to decline, I had work that night:(. We would always flirt.I've always kind of liked her. And I don't think she's stopped liking me. I can easily get into contact with her, and she lives in my city. So I may surprise her one day, and her mom likes me I had met herwhile I was at the grocery mart one one day.

How'bout you guys?

Quick, three people hit on me!

hit me baby one more time

1. This slut.

2. This other slut.

3. Someone. :)

Oh gosh...it's been something like 12 years or so since somebody last hit on me and so my mind's a little fuzzy on their exact look.

Some girl at the New Years Eve party I went to. She kept smiling/looking at me while I was sitting on a couch, drinking my beers. Her hair was dyed red or orange (I was too wasted to remember exactly which one). All I can remember is she gave me multiple hugs when the clock struck 12am and kept telling me Happy New Year. Too bad her aunt had to drag her home after she passed out drunk; I could have totally hit that s***.

Quick, three people hit on me!

entropyecho

2. Amanda.. AhhAmanda:oops:.....It started off by me trying to pursue her. But she would never give me the time of day. That is until she saw how well I could fight. I guess some women do see brutal fighters as alpha males:?. A littlestrange if you ask me, but women wantprotection fromwho their involved withright? So I guess it is reasonable.

-Big_Red-

Did you get tips from Anderson Silva?!

em last one was a blonde woman, few inches taller than me, very pale, very slim and had super light blue eyes.

em last one was a blonde woman, few inches taller than me, very pale, very slim and had super light blue eyes.

BlindBluMonstah

She sounds pretty cute, Blu.

[QUOTE="BlindBluMonstah"]

em last one was a blonde woman, few inches taller than me, very pale, very slim and had super light blue eyes.

no_more_fayth

She sounds pretty cute, Blu.

[QUOTE="no_more_fayth"]

[QUOTE="BlindBluMonstah"]

em last one was a blonde woman, few inches taller than me, very pale, very slim and had super light blue eyes.

BlindBluMonstah

She sounds pretty cute, Blu.

I know you're not. :P

Quick, three people hit on me!

entropyecho

Umm... nobody, that I'm aware of. thriteenthmonke

A girl at my college. We talked for a bit, then I told her I was gay Her reaction was priceless. :lol:

You didn't hook up with 400 lb 23 year old? What are you gayAL_GREEN

A girl at my college. We talked for a bit, then I told her I was gay Her reaction was priceless. :lol:

toast_burner

[QUOTE="AL_GREEN"]You didn't hook up with 400 lb 23 year old? What are you gay-Big_Red-

Just do it for living the experience. You'd survive, trust me.

em last one was a blonde woman, few inches taller than me, very pale, very slim and had super light blue eyes.

BlindBluMonstah

You so totally should of smashed that BlindBlu.

Im close enough to a girl :P Dante2710

Umm... nobody, that I'm aware of. thriteenthmonke

Oh gosh...it's been something like 12 years or so since somebody last hit on me and so my mind's a little fuzzy on their exact look.

Lord_Daemon

[QUOTE="BlindBluMonstah"]

em last one was a blonde woman, few inches taller than me, very pale, very slim and had super light blue eyes.

-Big_Red-

You so totally should of smashed that BlindBlu.

Quick, three people hit on me!

entropyecho

[QUOTE="Dante2710"]Im close enough to a girl :P thriteenthmonke

[QUOTE="toast_burner"]

A girl at my college. We talked for a bit, then I told her I was gay Her reaction was priceless. :lol:

-Big_Red-

I don't look or act very gay so not many people actually know it.

Some girl at the New Years Eve party I went to. She kept smiling/looking at me while I was sitting on a couch, drinking my beers. Her hair was dyed red or orange (I was too wasted to remember exactly which one). All I can remember is she gave me multiple hugs when the clock struck 12am and kept telling me Happy New Year. Too bad her aunt had to drag her home after she passed out drunk; I could have totally hit that s***.

shoot-first

umm, 5`6", 130 pounds, hazel eyes, brown hair and white Dante2710

[QUOTE="-Big_Red-"]

[QUOTE="BlindBluMonstah"]

em last one was a blonde woman, few inches taller than me, very pale, very slim and had super light blue eyes.

BlindBluMonstah

You so totally should of smashed that BlindBlu.

[QUOTE="-Big_Red-"]

2. Amanda.. AhhAmanda:oops:.....It started off by me trying to pursue her. But she would never give me the time of day. That is until she saw how well I could fight. I guess some women do see brutal fighters as alpha males:?. A littlestrange if you ask me, but women wantprotection fromwho their involved withright? So I guess it is reasonable.

Did you get tips from Anderson Silva?!

The woman, some dude on IRC and I can't recall a third recently.

The woman: self-explanatory: girlfriend. She's rather nice, I guess.

Dude on IRC: you know who you are

1. A very handsome fellow. Probably about 6 ft. tall. Blonde. Gave me his number. 2. Some kid that works at the Kroger. He kept following me around and asking weird questions. 3. This guy had a bulge so big it put a dent in my car door.cd_rom

The woman, some dude on IRC and I can't recall a third recently.

The woman: self-explanatory: girlfriend. She's rather nice, I guess.

Dude on IRC: you know who you are

T_P_O

[QUOTE="BlindBluMonstah"][QUOTE="-Big_Red-"]

You so totally should of smashed that BlindBlu.

cd_rom

[QUOTE="T_P_O"]

The woman, some dude on IRC and I can't recall a third recently.

The woman: self-explanatory: girlfriend. She's rather nice, I guess.

Dude on IRC: you know who you are

cd_rom

[QUOTE="cd_rom"]1. A very handsome fellow. Probably about 6 ft. tall. Blonde. Gave me his number. 2. Some kid that works at the Kroger. He kept following me around and asking weird questions. 3. This guy had a bulge so big it put a dent in my car door.-Big_Red-

[QUOTE="-Big_Red-"] Hmmm.... I'll get some random OT girl to hit on you. TEPNI:o!!!!!thriteenthmonke

[QUOTE="-Big_Red-"][QUOTE="cd_rom"]1. A very handsome fellow. Probably about 6 ft. tall. Blonde. Gave me his number. 2. Some kid that works at the Kroger. He kept following me around and asking weird questions. 3. This guy had a bulge so big it put a dent in my car door.cd_rom

[QUOTE="-Big_Red-"][QUOTE="AL_GREEN"]You didn't hook up with 400 lb 23 year old? What are you gayNude_Dude

Just do it for living the experience. You'd survive, trust me.

[QUOTE="Dante2710"]Im close enough to a girl :P thriteenthmonke

1. 2. 3. Yeah.. no one hits on me.Deihjan

*nudges and winks*

There.

You got one. :P

[QUOTE="cd_rom"][QUOTE="BlindBluMonstah"] hahah i really shouldnt have ;)BlindBluMonstah

[QUOTE="BlindBluMonstah"]

em last one was a blonde woman, few inches taller than me, very pale, very slim and had super light blue eyes.

You so totally should of smashed that BlindBlu.

Tall yet petite.-Big_Red-