Off-Topic describe the last three people that hit on you.

[QUOTE="BlindBluMonstah"]

[QUOTE="cd_rom"] You could have filmed it and made lots 'n lots of money. That's what all the big girls are doing these days.cd_rom

[QUOTE="-Big_Red-"]Tall yet petite.T_P_O

*nudges and winks*

There.

You got one. :P

no_more_fayth

[QUOTE="BlindBluMonstah"][QUOTE="-Big_Red-"]

You so totally should of smashed that BlindBlu.

-Big_Red-

haha are you sure you really would want to see such horrific stuff :lol:

[QUOTE="-Big_Red-"] He's probably a futanari chick.thriteenthmonke

It's been a while. I tend to give off an asexual vibe. Jen was a drunk. Blackmailed and guilt tripped me into going to prom with her, and showed up plastered on peach schnapps. After realizing I wanted none of her company she started hitting on my best friend and some of my other friends....who had dates. Was nice enough otherwise, but really liked gossip and drama, and that's not my style.

Hazel. Nice farm girl. Really strong, physically. Glomped me at Anime North and I was basically trapped on the floor for 50 minutes before she'd let me up again. Kind of was obsessed with me. I think it was my hair. Dunno.

I think his name was Troy. Don't know much about him. Kind of tall, but stocky. Liked teal a lot.

[QUOTE="cd_rom"][QUOTE="BlindBluMonstah"] if i only thought of that :( couldnt you have told me this earlier :P

BlindBluMonstah

[QUOTE="-Big_Red-"] Okay umm how 'bout Dalee? She's a lesbian.. But still.thriteenthmonke

Her.She's married so there's a possibility of a threesome.

[QUOTE="no_more_fayth"]

*nudges and winks*

There.

You got one. :P

Deihjan

I guess you're back down to zero then. :(

What's up with that?

1. A crazed tweaker, though one with a hot little body, about 5'8 and with nice abs 2. A burly bear who kind of looked like the assistant guy from Home Improvement 3. A Latin guy a little shorter than me, about 5'10, very nice eyes and smile, and with a pretty nice body from what I sawxaos

[QUOTE="xaos"]1. A crazed tweaker, though one with a hot little body, about 5'8 and with nice abs 2. A burly bear who kind of looked like the assistant guy from Home Improvement 3. A Latin guy a little shorter than me, about 5'10, very nice eyes and smile, and with a pretty nice body from what I saw-Big_Red-

*nudges and winks*

There.

You got one. :P

[QUOTE="-Big_Red-"][QUOTE="BlindBluMonstah"] hahah i really shouldnt have ;)BlindBluMonstah

haha are you sure you really would want to see such horrific stuff :lol:

[QUOTE="-Big_Red-"][QUOTE="xaos"]1. A crazed tweaker, though one with a hot little body, about 5'8 and with nice abs 2. A burly bear who kind of looked like the assistant guy from Home Improvement 3. A Latin guy a little shorter than me, about 5'10, very nice eyes and smile, and with a pretty nice body from what I sawxaos

It's been a while. I tend to give off an asexual vibe. Jen was a drunk. Blackmailed and guilt tripped me into going to prom with her, and showed up plastered on peach schnapps. After realizing I wanted none of her company she started hitting on my best friend and some of my other friends....who had dates. Was nice enough otherwise, but really liked gossip and drama, and that's not my style.

Hazel. Nice farm girl. Really strong, physically. Glomped me at Anime North and I was basically trapped on the floor for 50 minutes before she'd let me up again. Kind of was obsessed with me. I think it was my hair. Dunno.

I think his name was Troy. Don't know much about him. Kind of tall, but stocky. Liked teal a lot.

[QUOTE="-Big_Red-"][QUOTE="xaos"]1. A crazed tweaker, though one with a hot little body, about 5'8 and with nice abs 2. A burly bear who kind of looked like the assistant guy from Home Improvement 3. A Latin guy a little shorter than me, about 5'10, very nice eyes and smile, and with a pretty nice body from what I sawxaos

I don't keep track, but chances are that they were straight dudes. F.M.L.

[QUOTE="-Big_Red-"]Tall yet petite.T_P_O

It's Big-Red. He's not doing anyone.

Her.She's married so there's a possibility of a threesome.

-Big_Red-

No one hits on me, because im such a scary, intimidating person.

1. My girlfriend Chloe. She's smaller than me by a couple inches, pretty brown eyes, awesome hair and an arse to die for.

2. Some curly haired gay guy. Kept telling me to go back to his room with him. *Shudders*

3. Girl called Karina. I think it was just because I was wearing a Morrissey T-Shirt and did the Morrissey dance. She lost interest when she saw someone else who actually looked like Morrissey. How fickle.

[QUOTE="T_P_O"][QUOTE="-Big_Red-"]Tall yet petite.coolbeans90

It's Big-Red. He's not doing anyone.

Her.She's married so there's a possibility of a threesome.

No one hits on me, because im such a scary, intimidating person.

TehFuneral

I like your font. Turns me on.

[QUOTE="coolbeans90"]

[QUOTE="T_P_O"] also I can't believe you've done this-Big_Red-

It's Big-Red. He's not doing anyone.

See your sig for details.

Yes, I look like Susan Coffey.

[QUOTE="-Big_Red-"][QUOTE="coolbeans90"]

It's Big-Red. He's not doing anyone.

coolbeans90

See your sig for details.

Yes, I look like Susan Coffey.

I also think you're someones alt.-Big_Red-

[QUOTE="coolbeans90"]

[QUOTE="-Big_Red-"] What're you talking about? And what did you mean by all straight dudes? Do you look like a woman?-Big_Red-

See your sig for details.

Yes, I look like Susan Coffey.

Only 30%, what? I am chunky and am 15%. 30%... *shudders* Also, read through my posting history and see if I'm an alt. 6k+ posts. 2 moderations. (i.e. not a troll account)

[QUOTE="-Big_Red-"]I also think you're someones alt.xaos

The game is up. I am xaos.

[QUOTE="-Big_Red-"][QUOTE="coolbeans90"]

See your sig for details.

Yes, I look like Susan Coffey.

Only 30%, what? I am chunky and am 15%. Also, read through my posting history and see if I'm an alt. 6k+ posts. 2 moderations. (i.e. not a troll account)

I really only have one but since it happens every single day i guess it could count as 3 or more. Decent looking for her age, 50yr old ish woman at work. She's always touching me as she walks by, sometimes even in inappropriate ways. I like attention so i never say anything.

And yes, for anyone wondering...i totally would if i could get away with it. Work is like a gossip factory though and people know my family. The word would get home probably before i did if i did anything.

I really only have one but since it happens every single day i guess it could count as 3 or more. Decent looking for her age, 50yr old ish woman at work. She's always touching me as she walks by, sometimes even in inappropriate ways. I like attention so i never say anything.

And yes, for anyone wondering...i totally would if i could get away with it. Work is like a gossip factory though and people know my family. The word would get home probably before i did if i did anything.

[QUOTE="coolbeans90"]

[QUOTE="-Big_Red-"] Ummmm..... I'm not nearly as fat as my sig implies. I'm only thirty percent body fat. And did I not just give examples of three people that hit on me? I also think you're someones alt.-Big_Red-

Only 30%, what? I am chunky and am 15%. Also, read through my posting history and see if I'm an alt. 6k+ posts. 2 moderations. (i.e. not a troll account)

You can do neither. I'm 6'4", long legged, 220 LBs. But your sig has convinced me. You are definitely in shape. People can't see it though, so, getting laid is impossible till you meet that goal. Regarding the validity of my account, you are quite hasty in your presumptions. Haven't yet been modded for trolling. Once got a warning for disruptive posting though.

[QUOTE="-Big_Red-"][QUOTE="coolbeans90"]

Only 30%, what? I am chunky and am 15%. Also, read through my posting history and see if I'm an alt. 6k+ posts. 2 moderations. (i.e. not a troll account)

You can do neither. I'm 6'4", long legged, 220 LBs. But your sig has convinced me. You are definitely in shape. People can't see it though, so, getting laid is impossible till you meet that goal. Regarding the validity of my account, you are quite hasty in your presumptions. Haven't yet been modded for trolling. Once got a warning for disruptive posting though.

I've never been hit on before. :(

1. This slut.

2. This other slut.

3. Someone. :)

no_more_fayth

[QUOTE="no_more_fayth"]

1. This slut.

2. This other slut.

3. Someone. :)

mitu123

There's too many sluts in the world.

I've never been hit on before. :(

LikeHaterade

People on OT.t3hrubikscube

[QUOTE="mitu123"]

[QUOTE="no_more_fayth"]

1. This slut.

2. This other slut.

3. Someone. :)

There's too many sluts in the world.

[QUOTE="no_more_fayth"]

1. This slut.

2. This other slut.

3. Someone. :)

[QUOTE="no_more_fayth"]

[QUOTE="mitu123"] Whoa, same as me(though 3 will happen soon), but both sluts are brunette and one has a huge ass.

-Big_Red-

There's too many sluts in the world.

I don't like slutty girls, you can have them.

I really only have one but since it happens every single day i guess it could count as 3 or more. Decent looking for her age, 50yr old ish woman at work. She's always touching me as she walks by, sometimes even in inappropriate ways. I like attention so i never say anything.

And yes, for anyone wondering...i totally would if i could get away with it. Work is like a gossip factory though and people know my family. The word would get home probably before i did if i did anything.

[QUOTE="mitu123"]

[QUOTE="no_more_fayth"]

1. This slut.

2. This other slut.

3. Someone. :)

-Big_Red-

She was making out with this other dude then minutes later she started flirting with me.

[QUOTE="-Big_Red-"][QUOTE="no_more_fayth"]

There's too many sluts in the world.

I don't like slutty girls, you can have them.