Omegle!

I love the internet yet it terrifies me.

Film-Guy

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I love the internet yet it terrifies me.

GHlegend77

OT isn't part of the internet:o

[QUOTE="GHlegend77"][QUOTE="Film-Guy"]

I love the internet yet it terrifies me.

Film-Guy

OT isn't part of the internet:o

You: Hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: aske me anything you like....

You: Are you gonna asl me find out im male and immediately disconnect?

Stranger: i'll try to answer to them as well as i can

Stranger: no i won't

You: Ok thank you (=

You: I dont have any good questions though

Stranger: ok. can i ask you some?

You: Sure

Stranger: whtas your name?

You: I be named Alex

Stranger: where do you live?

You: US

Stranger: what do you do on your free time?

You: Spend time with my friends and draw

Stranger: an Artist eh?

You: not really

You: just a doodler

Stranger: my brother likes to draw aswell

Stranger: he has come pretty good at it

You: I haven't

You: I draw stickmen and doodle

Stranger: just need to practise in bits

You: Would definitely help

Stranger: how old are you?

You: 13

Stranger: do you play any instrument?

You: Nope

Stranger: Do you understand music?

You: Like sheet music or the meaning of music?

Stranger: i was thinking more of the saying of it.. meaning

You: On some songs I understand the meaning

You: On others I cannot grasp it as easily

Stranger: everything you hear said you can imagine and do....its weird, but everything said can become true

Stranger: 'peace

I also had a very long convo (4-6 hours) with someone and we are know facebook friends :)

I see you're enjoying Omegle, scorch. :PGHlegend77

You: let me guess, your a guy?

Stranger: yaa

You: Have you ever lied to be a female online?

Stranger: all the time

You: lol

You: Everyone has at least once!

You: until they ask for pics!

Stranger: i lied about being an alien

Stranger: and hitler

You: did they ask for pics?

• You: Hello. I just want to warn you before hand that I've back traced you, and you've been reported to the cyberpolice.

• Stranger: hahaha

• Stranger: its a good one

• You: Seriously.

• Stranger: lol

• You: Have a good day. Expect a phone call from the FBI

• Stranger: then what my ip

• You: 192.345.91

• Stranger: epic fail

• You: OK. You keep thinking that.

• Stranger: ip address have 4 numbers not 3

• You: the only thing failing epicly is your freedom

• Stranger: hahahahaha

• Stranger: btw i know my ip adress

• You: Good day sir

• Stranger: hi

• You: hi

• You: gay male

• Stranger: asl

• Your conversational partner has disconnected.

• You: Hello. I just want to warn you before hand that I've back traced you, and you've been reported to the cyberpolice.

• Stranger: hahaha

• Stranger: its a good one

• You: Seriously.

• Stranger: lol

• You: Have a good day. Expect a phone call from the FBI

• Stranger: then what my ip

• You: 192.345.91

• Stranger: epic fail

• You: OK. You keep thinking that.

• Stranger: ip address have 4 numbers not 3

• You: the only thing failing epicly is your freedom

• Stranger: hahahahaha

• Stranger: btw i know my ip adress

• You: Good day sir

CannedWorms

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

You: yo

Stranger: lol

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I see you're enjoying Omegle, scorch. :PGHlegend77

I bet most of us are :P

Stranger: hey

Stranger: asl

You: im 30 and homeless but i stole this labtop lol

You: want 2 sex

You: plz

Stranger: m / f

You: m, girls cant be homelss stupid

*Your conversational partnerhas disconnected*

You: i think

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Stranger: ello

Stranger: asl

You: I'm a cyber-police

You: I'm from the company Omegle itself

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: sup big sexy stranger
You: I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Stranger: i find the fact that you care immoral
You: You don't know the power of the dark side!
Stranger: show me
You: I sense something, a presence I've not felt since......
Stranger: your dad molestled you?!
You: Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them.
Stranger: use your tongue works for me ;)
You: You are unwise to lower your defenses!
Stranger: unwise or merely practical?
You: When I left you I was but the learner. Now I am the master.
Stranger: toshay
Stranger: or not toshay that is the question
You: Obi-Wan has taught you well.
Stranger: im so high right now can we take it from the top
You: Alert all commands. Calculate every possible destination along their last
known trajectory.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Star Wars quote spam ftw.

This one was just so weirdI had to post it.

You: hey

You: I'm gabe newell

You: u?

Stranger: Canst thou help me on thy lawful quest/

You: sure

You: just dont ask for episode 3

You: lol

You: dont tell anyone i ate the development team

Stranger: **** this i quit everyone on here is either an overly ****y guy or a ****ing buzz kill

You: dude

You: im sorry

You: ill do your quest

You: just let me finish another soda

Stranger: no **** this i'm jus bored looking for ppl who will playing along but no

Stranger: everyones a ****ing butthurt on here

Stranger: FFFFFFFUUUUU

Stranger: i'm going to smoke some bud

Stranger: peace ****wad

*Your conversational a-hole has disconnected*

A must read one :lol:

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You: Hey

Stranger: hi

You: 'sup

Stranger: not much - what brings you to this site?

You: idk

You: maybe we're meant to be for each other :))

You: asl

Stranger: i hope so - i'm an old man

You: Oh yeah?

You: What's the size of your johnson?

Stranger: well, i have a friend named johnson - he's about 6'7"

You: SOOOOOO big

Stranger: i tried to get him to play basketball but he won't

Stranger: i know!!!!!!!!!!

You: haha

You: dude it's getting creepy

You: Im out

You have disconnected.

*Your conversational a-hole has disconnected*

Godofnerdyness

You: ASL?

Stranger: 40,000, ?. Space

Stranger: I'm the moon

You: Oh sweet, I'm the sun, wanna cyber?

You: It'll be hot

Puns FTW

You: FIRST!

Stranger: SECOND!

You: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP! NEVER GONNA LETCHU DOWN!

Stranger: THIS WEBSITES FULL OF FREAKS!

Wikipedian

LMFAO!!! That's awesome!

you: YOU JUST LOST THE GAME (Female dog)!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!1!!!!!!1

Stranger: Can you suck my (Male reproductive organ)

you: Sure

Stranger: Awesome!

You: Im a guy

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

WIN

Should I send him an e-mail from the CyberPolice? :PGHlegend77

Send away! I'd love to see his reaction. :lol:

Stranger: hi
You: Oh it's you, hi.
Stranger: me who
You: I saw some mudcrabs the other day.
You: Ghastly creatures.
Stranger: uhh?
You: I've heard others say the same.
Stranger: are u f/m
You: I heard Emperor Uriel has fallen. Dark times are ahead of us.
Stranger: are u f/m
You: It's not fancy or anything but you never leave the Feedbag on an empty stomach.
Stranger: ohh.....k
You: I've heard others say the same.
Stranger: ok im zachary u?
You: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
You: NOBODY BREAKS THE LAW ON MY WATCH
You: I'VE CONFISCATED YOUR STOLEN GOODS.
You: NOW PAY YOUR FINE
You: OR IT'S OFF TO JAIL
Stranger: uhh u r so annoying
You: I FOUGHT MUDCRABS
You: MORE FEARSOME THAN YOU
Stranger: im trying to beeee nice!...but ur making it hard!!!

Generic Oblivion dialogue :P.

:lol: That was pretty epicAvistann

Why? :cry:

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

Stranger: hey ask me 5 questions and i'll be honest

You: How are you?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hii 23 male and horny. sex chat?

You: yo

You: yes

Stranger: describe urself

Stranger: or if u got a pic ;)

You: well, i have some boobs

Stranger: that helps

You: they're round and sh...

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hi

Stranger: Hey.

Stranger: Asl?

You: 10000000000000 m north pole HO-HO-HO

You: and you?

Stranger: 16, F, HI.

You: u should come to the north pole and live with me. the mrs is getting too old. you can be the new mrs claus

Stranger: Hahaha.

Stranger: You're hilarious.

You: as long as youll make me sandwhiches on request

Stranger: Yes, that I can do.

Stranger: What about cookwees?

You: ho ho ho u youngsters and that hip new lingo. what are cookwees in old man speak?

Stranger: Cookies.

You: oh no i get enough of those for the year on dec 25th. dont wanna get fat like the average American now

Stranger: Hah, oh right. Right.

You: i burn those calories off all year

This one was ok.

I must say I'm rather curious about how you're trolling.

Lol the trolling just gets better. I will send anyone a PM if they want to know how I am doing it.mr_poodles123