Omegle!

[QUOTE="GHlegend77"]Hey, you know I've set up a whole e-mail account for the full message :lol:CannedWorms

Same. I just keep reading page after page of funny conversations. First time for me as I usually don't check out threads that are more than 5 pages long.:P Just too funny to avoid though.

I got a feeling that we're all talking to each other all this time...

I got a feeling that we're all talking to each other all this time...

LIONHEART-_-

Ahhh false alarm. I clicked on this thread thinking there would be a new convo put up for lulz. It turned out to just be a comment from you. :P

This one's pretty awesome 8)

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Stranger: Hi

You: asl?

Stranger: No

You: well **** off

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Witty comments while someone tries to get freaky with you online are ftw!

Stranger: m/f??
You: m
You: 35
You: Kansas
You: And yes, i am an internet predator.
Your conversation partner has disconnected.GHlegend77

You: the game

Stranger: let's play

You: no u already lost

Stranger: I will win the love

You: whose love? my love? i cannot love

Stranger: hahaha not your love

Stranger: but

Stranger: why you can't love?

You: becoz back when i was created by jesus he forgot to give me feelings

Stranger: interesting

Stranger: he gave me too much feelings

Stranger: because of this I hardly breathe sometimes

You: sounds a panic attack

You: sounds like a panic attack lol**

Stranger: yeap kinda

Stranger: :D

You: im not even drunk and my typing is crap

Stranger: where are you from?

You: area 51

You: my name is 47

Stranger: my typing is always crap don't worry

Stranger: :D

You: where are u from?

Stranger: hahha

Stranger: area 34

You: omg we are neighbours (waves) hi neighbour

Stranger: hi neighbour

Stranger: how are you?

You: im ok u?

Stranger: I feel good

Stranger: :D

You: why is that?

Stranger: ohh my neighbour

Stranger: I gotta go

Stranger: lots of kisses

Stranger: take care of yourself

Stranger: bye

You: ok bye neighbourYou: :)

Stranger: come again

Stranger: :D

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl

You: LE GRILL WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!

Stranger: m or f

You: u do no if i say f im just another m who u are fapping to that means ur gay :D coz no girls come here

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Well, I tried Omegle out last night and ended up talking to a girl for 3 hours till 3:30 AM, and it ended up being 38885 characters long... Not sure if that's a success or what. :P