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#1 elmetfano
Member since 2006 • 4122 Posts

Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!

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#2 petrnorth18
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hahaha omg, if that actually works with the girls you get, then id hate to see what they look like
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#3 elmetfano
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There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
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#4 blackslim3000
Member since 2007 • 1152 Posts
Are you a light switch, becuase you turn me on.
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#5 SinkO
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"Do you wash your pants with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them."
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#6 michael_1234576
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give me ur lunch money...............just kidding let me buy you lunch8)
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#7 elmetfano
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Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
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#8 blackslim3000
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Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.elmetfano

But my name's not doug :cry: 

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#9 akamaru64
Member since 2005 • 1436 Posts
I got suspended for one of these. Your not that hot but the bedroom lights could fix that
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#10 nonsoville2
Member since 2006 • 4124 Posts

Hi my name's Chuckie... Wanna play? :D

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#11 aaaaarrrrggggg
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Did you fall from the sky? Because that would explain your face.
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#12 Nifty_Shark
Member since 2007 • 13137 Posts
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
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#13 bluezy
Member since 2004 • 29297 Posts
There are cool pickup lines?
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#14 ssc0n
Member since 2006 • 3110 Posts

Hey come with me I have candy.

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#15 353535355353535
Member since 2005 • 4424 Posts
I may not be fred flinstone, but I can make your bed rock
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#16 L8erSquare
Member since 2007 • 2599 Posts

Are you tired?

Cuz you've been running through my mind all day. ;)

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Did it hurt?

When you feel from heaven. 8)

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Are you a parking ticket?

Cuz You got fine written all over you. :D

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#17 Fortier
Member since 2004 • 7728 Posts

"In lieu of a clever pickup line...date me."

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#18 The_Madcap
Member since 2007 • 148 Posts
Ya know...I'm a level *insert your level here* at Gamespot 8)
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#19 chip_money
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did you fall from heaven? Because that would explain how you messed up your face. ^_^
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#20 blackslim3000
Member since 2007 • 1152 Posts

Ya know...I'm a level *insert your level here* at Gamespot 8)The_Madcap

This one wins 

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Did you fall from the sky? Because that would explain your face.aaaaarrrrggggg

Thats the good one. :D

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#22 foxhound_fox
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"Hi, my name is (insert name here)." *extend hand for handshake*
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#23 mmogoon
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Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.elmetfano

lol thats classic 

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#24 Genuma
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Are you a light switch, becuase you turn me on.blackslim3000
That would get you slapped so fast.  On the face and with a lawsuit.
Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.elmetfano
Perfect.  LOL
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#25 jim1029
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Did you fall from the sky? Because that would explain your face.aaaaarrrrggggg

LOL. :lol: A "pickup line" that is also a diss! WOO!

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#26 ktwq
Member since 2003 • 1199 Posts
I lost my number, can I have yours?
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#27 cpo335
Member since 2002 • 5463 Posts

hu hu huhuhu Urrrr Hoooot.

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#28 grafkhun
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someone used the heaven one already...
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#29 forgot_it
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"Hey baby, I wear coloured underwear"
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#30 353535355353535
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"Hey baby, I wear coloured underwear"forgot_it
genius 
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#31 masterfreund
Member since 2007 • 359 Posts
" Is that your face, or did your neck throw up?":P
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#32 proctorsurf
Member since 2006 • 2779 Posts
Do you do karate ? casue your body is kicking.
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#34 Cyrax-Sektor
Member since 2006 • 12060 Posts

"Excuse me, I've forgot my way around, maybe you could assist me."

"Is it just me, or did things get warm in here?"

This one wreaks with Pirates reference :P

"Good day, I've lost my way and my compass isn't working. You see, it points to the thing I desire most and . . . *pretends arrow points to girl*" :lol: 

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#35 link01234567890
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You must be tired, because you've been running though my mind all day.
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#36 eXor512
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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see me in your pants.
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#37 UnknownSniper65
Member since 2004 • 9238 Posts

the towels are that way **points left**

the beach is that way **points right**

and the gunz are right here babe **flexs**

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#38 Zaeryn
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"are those real? they look uber leet"
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#39 bobstrife
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Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.elmetfano
Thats awesome. Too bad my name isnt doug. lol
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#40 kinky_king
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if youre personality is half as good as you look you should be winning a nobel prize

that actullay works!

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#41 Cyrax-Sektor
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[QUOTE="elmetfano"]Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.bobstrife
Thats awesome. Too bad my name isnt doug. lol

Let me remedy that.

"Hi, my name is Bob. That's "Bob" backwards, and with a little bit of you, it's "boub"." Now if only boub was a word of affection, not one I made up just for this pickup line. :( 

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#42 Strider212
Member since 2004 • 2524 Posts
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
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#43 aaaaarrrrggggg
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[QUOTE="bobstrife"][QUOTE="elmetfano"]Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.Cyrax-Sektor

Thats awesome. Too bad my name isnt doug. lol

Let me remedy that.

"Hi, my name is Bob. That's "Bob" backwards, and with a little bit of you, it's "boub"." Now if only boub was a word of affection, not one I made up just for this pickup line. :(

Hmmmmm...

 

"Hi, my name is Matthew, that's "Wehttam" spelt backwards, and with a little bit of you, it's "U Wehttam"8) 

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#44 momo372
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*Puts hand on crotch* It wants you
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#45 Kikouken
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Pick up lines never work:|
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#46 MadeInFinland
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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.Strider212

Lol... that's genious

 

 

1. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants

2. If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

3. Together we have (poke both your shoulders and her shoulders, then rest hand on her far shoulder) 1, 2, 3, 4 shoulders.

4. My cousin and I were fishing and we caught a fish this big! (hold arms apart, one up, and behind her) then we dropped it! (drop hand on her shoulder)

 5. YOu know what I heard when I first saw you? BOOO BOOO BOOO!!! (When she frowns); It was the ambulance to come take me away because my heart stopped at the sight of you.

 6. (Fiddle with the back of her collar)*When she asks what you're doing*: Ah! Just as i thought! Made in Heaven!

 

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#47 WaffleBoy13
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That shirt is very becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd becoming too.
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#48 tomxizor
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"Hi, my name's Tom. I wear blue underwear when I go to bed. It makes me feel like Superman." :oops:
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#49 samurai93745
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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.Strider212

very nice....lol

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#50 deactivated-5a155dd59341e
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"You have nice thighs. I'd like to stroke them with my ears".

Works everytime for me.Â