Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!
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Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.elmetfano
But my name's not doug :cry:Â
Are you tired?
Cuz you've been running through my mind all day. ;)
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Did it hurt?
When you feel from heaven. 8)
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Are you a parking ticket?
Cuz You got fine written all over you. :D
Did you fall from the sky? Because that would explain your face.aaaaarrrrggggg
Thats the good one. :D
"Excuse me, I've forgot my way around, maybe you could assist me."
"Is it just me, or did things get warm in here?"
This one wreaks with Pirates reference :P
"Good day, I've lost my way and my compass isn't working. You see, it points to the thing I desire most and . . . *pretends arrow points to girl*" :lol:Â
the towels are that way **points left**
the beach is that way **points right**
and the gunz are right here babe **flexs**
if youre personality is half as good as you look you should be winning a nobel prize
that actullay works!
[QUOTE="elmetfano"]Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.bobstrifeThats awesome. Too bad my name isnt doug. lol Let me remedy that.
"Hi, my name is Bob. That's "Bob" backwards, and with a little bit of you, it's "boub"." Now if only boub was a word of affection, not one I made up just for this pickup line. :(Â
Thats awesome. Too bad my name isnt doug. lol Let me remedy that.[QUOTE="bobstrife"][QUOTE="elmetfano"]Hi, my name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.Cyrax-Sektor
"Hi, my name is Bob. That's "Bob" backwards, and with a little bit of you, it's "boub"." Now if only boub was a word of affection, not one I made up just for this pickup line. :(
Hmmmmm...
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"Hi, my name is Matthew, that's "Wehttam" spelt backwards, and with a little bit of you, it's "U Wehttam"8)Â
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.Strider212
Lol... that's genious
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1. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants
2. If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
3. Together we have (poke both your shoulders and her shoulders, then rest hand on her far shoulder) 1, 2, 3, 4 shoulders.
4. My cousin and I were fishing and we caught a fish this big! (hold arms apart, one up, and behind her) then we dropped it! (drop hand on her shoulder)
 5. YOu know what I heard when I first saw you? BOOO BOOO BOOO!!! (When she frowns); It was the ambulance to come take me away because my heart stopped at the sight of you.
 6. (Fiddle with the back of her collar)*When she asks what you're doing*: Ah! Just as i thought! Made in Heaven!
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