Two muffins are sittin in an oven, one muffin says to the other, "Man! it's hot in here!" The other replies, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
Two muffins are sittin in an oven, one muffin says to the other, "Man! it's hot in here!" The other replies, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
All of my jokes are either racist, offensive to anyone who believes in Jesus, or about murdering babies. Hey, its not like I actually endorse these things, but the jokes are funny.
so there was this chick right...she was working on a puzzle and she was having a really hard time doin it...so she goes to her husband and says "honey, im working on this puzzle of a tiger and its so hard, theres a bajillion pieces and none seem to fit, can you help me hun?" her husband says "yeah babe ill help you out"...he follows here to where shes working on the puzzle and she shows him the box and the pieces and says "see hun, this puzzle of the tiger is impossible"........he looks at her and he looks at the box then he looks at the puzzle pieces and looks at her again....then he says... "honey...put the frosted flakes back in the box please"
All of my jokes are either racist, offensive to anyone who believes in Jesus, or about murdering babies. Hey, its not like I actually endorse these things, but the jokes are funny.Fortier
[QUOTE="Fortier"]All of my jokes are either racist, offensive to anyone who believes in Jesus, or about murdering babies. Hey, its not like I actually endorse these things, but the jokes are funny.gi1
ooh put the murdering babies one....
Sorry, they're a bit...graphic. I'd get modded for sure, not too interested in that.
 Two muffins are sittin in an oven, one muffin says to the other, "Man! it's hot in here!" The other replies, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
ok, heres one. there's this blonde sitting in the park crying and a old man walks up to her and asks why are you crying, she said that her mom died, then she said thats not the point, i called my sister and she said that her mom died to
ok, heres one. there's this blonde sitting in the park crying and a old man walks up to her and asks why are you crying, she said that her mom died, then she said thats not the point, i called my sister and she said that her mom died to2ndWonder
here's a crappy one: what happened to the peanut in the park? it was a salted messed up one: what's the difference between a baby and an apple? i don't cum on a baby before i eat it
This one is quite long, but i like it. So little Johnny is sitting in class, and he really has to go pee. So he puts up his hand and the teacher asks "What would you like Johnny?" "I gotta go take a piss realy bad!" Johnny replies. "Oh Johnny, we don't use that word, it's bad, the correct word for that is URINATE. After you go home, I'd like you to come up with at least ONE sentence using the word URINATE, then tell me tomorrow." So little Johnny goes and takes his pee. The next day the teacher asks, "So Johnny, have you come up with a sentence using URINATE?" "Yes Mamm." Says Johnny. "Well let's hear it." ordered the teacher. Then Johnny said his sentence. "UR-IN-ATE, but if you have bigger **** you'd be a 10." (**** = boobs, but you know, the funny one)
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