Alright this one is long, I'll do the abridged ver.
This dude goes into a bar with a big ol' box. The bartender says: "Whats with the box?"
So the dude opens the box and pulls out a tiny man, about a foot tall. He then pulls out a tiny piano, which the little man begins to play, very well.
The bartender is amazed, "Whoa, whats up with that?"
So the man explains, "I found a magic lamp, which had a genie that grants wishes, it's in the box."
The bartender is once again amazed, "Do you think I could give that a try?"
"Sure" the man says, handing the bartender the shiny lamp
Sure enough, the bartender rubs the lamp, and out pops a genie and asks him for his wish,
The bartender ponders this and says "well uh, how about a million bucks?"
"Aiight" says the genie
All of a sudden a million DUCKS appear inside the bar, the bartender is flabbergasted,
"WTF is up with all the ducks?"
The man gives him a knowing look and says,
"Do you really think I wished for a twelve inch pianist?
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