Post your PICK UP LINES here

Post them here boys and girls. here is one "Why don't you come over here and sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up"

"Hey baby, you better either lick my ice cream cone or get in the back of my trunk."

Does this smell like chloroform to you?D3nnyCrane

Does this smell like chloroform to you?D3nnyCrane

My favorite line from Sam and Max...unless you got it from somewhere else.

boy: Do you sleep on your stomach?

girl: No.

boy: ..Can i?

boy: Do you sleep on your stomach?

girl: No.

boy: ..Can i?

[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"]Does this smell like chloroform to you?BlueBirdTS

My favorite line from Sam and Max...unless you got it from somewhere else.

boy: Do you sleep on your stomach?

girl: No.

boy: ..Can i?

tepni

*pick up sugar packet* "Excuse me, you dropped your name tag"


my friend used that one on a waitress, I still can't get over it...

I'm helicase, let me unzip your genes!

Me: You wanna have sex? You're mom: Again?Red-Ravens

Is that a Polarizer attached to your Dark Matter Acceleration Module?

"Screw me if I'm wrong, but have we met before?" :lol:

"Your graphics are almost on par with Crysis"

Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you.

Allow me to rescue you from your crowd of admirers.

[QUOTE="BlueBirdTS"]

[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"]Does this smell like chloroform to you?D3nnyCrane

My favorite line from Sam and Max...unless you got it from somewhere else.

Does this smell like chloroform to you?D3nnyCrane

*pick up sugar packet* "Excuse me, you dropped your name tag"


my friend used that one on a waitress, I still can't get over it...

ethanpaige

[QUOTE="Red-Ravens"]Me: You wanna have sex? You're mom: Again?garrett_duffman

Your appearance is pleasing. Would you like to engage in sexual activity?lessthan3james

Can I buy you a drink? I still have some money left from that bank job I pulled the other day.

[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"]Do you have a mirror in your pockets? Cos I can see myself in your pants. You make me feel like a bush lion, I want to be growling in your jungle. I want to treat you like my homework - slam you on the table and do you all night. Were you ever on a chicken farm? Cos you know how to raise cocks.Deihjan

[QUOTE="Deihjan"][QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"]Do you have a mirror in your pockets? Cos I can see myself in your pants. You make me feel like a bush lion, I want to be growling in your jungle. I want to treat you like my homework - slam you on the table and do you all night. Were you ever on a chicken farm? Cos you know how to raise cocks.D3nnyCrane

Also, the master at Pick Up Lines. LordFlasheart

I put the STD in stud, now all I need is you.

People keep telling me that I'm overweight. Just because I buy my underwear in the extra-large equator size doesn't mean I'm overweight - does it?

People keep telling me that I'm overweight. Just because I buy my underwear in the extra-large equator size doesn't mean I'm overweight - does it?

Serraph105

lol, wut?

Let's let only latex stand between our love. You look like my next girlfriend. If I were you I'd do me. Is that dress felt? Would you like it to be? Nice pants. Can I test the zipper? Hi, I make more money that you can spend. Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?Neon-Tiger

When you date as many prostitutes, strippers, and junkies as I do, it's nice to finally be going out with a classy woman like you!

Wanna come back to my house tonight? It's family game night. We're playing.... sex.

[QUOTE="garrett_duffman"][QUOTE="Red-Ravens"]Me: You wanna have sex? You're mom: Again?Red-Ravens

Edit: Screw that, someone else can be the grammar nazi.

Are you going out with me, or do I have to stalk you?

God was showing off when he made you.

hey look at that one that won't totally backfire

this thread is so full of win :lol:

im flirting with this girl right now, and i almost feel inclined to use some of these lines on her!!!

Girl, you got the FINE flu.