Scenario: You ARE a parent. What will you say after the following situations?

1. Your son/daughter, 5 years old, asks you: Where do babies come from?

2. You have just caught your daughter, 16 years old, having sex with her boyfriend. She comes down to where you are twenty minutes later and looks straight at you.

3. You walk into the room of your son, 19 years old, and he's wearing a dress, make-up, and a blonde wig.

1. Your son, 5 years old, asks you: Where do babies come from?

2. You have just caught your daughter, 16 years old, having sex with her boyfriend. She comes down to where you are twenty minutes later and looks straight at you.

3. You walk into the room of your son, 19 years old, and he's wearing a dress, make-up, and a blonde wig.

BananaNuts

1. "Mommies."

2. "I AM DISAPPOINT."

3. "Hey."

1. Your son, 5 years old, asks you: Where do babies come from?

2. You have just caught your daughter, 16 years old, having sex with her boyfriend. She comes down to where you are twenty minutes later and looks straight at you.

3. You walk into the room of your son, 19 years old, and he's wearing a dress, make-up, and a blonde wig.

BananaNuts

1. I'd tell him to ask that site.

2. I'd congratulate her, and ask if she has the after-sex munchies - tea is in 5 mins!

3. I'd make sure he'd done his make-up right.

1. Your son, 5 years old, asks you: Where do babies come from?

2. You have just caught your daughter, 16 years old, having sex with her boyfriend. She comes down to where you are twenty minutes later and looks straight at you.

3. You walk into the room of your son, 19 years old, and he's wearing a dress, make-up, and a blonde wig.

BananaNuts

I'll reply in order:

1. *points to crotch*
2. ...Yes? *goes back to doing whatever the hell I was doing before*
3. .....*shuts door*

Seriously, I couldn't think of anything to say for that last one.

1. Your son/daughter, 5 years old, asks you: Where do babies come from?

2. You have just caught your daughter, 16 years old, having sex with her boyfriend. She comes down to where you are twenty minutes later and looks straight at you.

3. You walk into the room of your son, 19 years old, and he's wearing a dress, make-up, and a blonde wig.

BananaNuts

1: That's a story for another day.

2. Hey there.

3. Whatcha doing?

1. Your son, 5 years old, asks you: Where do babies come from?

2. You have just caught your daughter, 16 years old, having sex with her boyfriend. She comes down to where you are twenty minutes later and looks straight at you.

3. You walk into the room of your son, 19 years old, and he's wearing a dress, make-up, and a blonde wig.

BananaNuts

1. I wouldn't go into the real details. Just something about mommy and daddy really loved each other... blah blah blah and here you are

2. Who cares. That's fine with me unless she is actually mad at me because she should have locked her door.

3. Um... probably talk to him to see what's going on.

1. Your son, 5 years old, asks you: Where do babies come from?

2. You have just caught your daughter, 16 years old, having sex with her boyfriend. She comes down to where you are twenty minutes later and looks straight at you.

3. You walk into the room of your son, 19 years old, and he's wearing a dress, make-up, and a blonde wig.

BananaNuts

1.Tell him the truth

2. beat the guy up for sleeping with me daughter.

3. Wtf???... Start drinking? :|

1.See they come from birds who create this bag type thing out of cloth and fly you to us

2. ***** please and kick her out of my house

3.WTF disown

1. Your son, 5 years old, asks you: Where do babies come from?

2. You have just caught your daughter, 16 years old, having sex with her boyfriend. She comes down to where you are twenty minutes later and looks straight at you.

3. You walk into the room of your son, 19 years old, and he's wearing a dress, make-up, and a blonde wig.

BananaNuts

1. Your son/daughter, 5 years old, asks you: Where do babies come from?BananaNuts

2. You have just caught your daughter, 16 years old, having sex with her boyfriend. She comes down to where you are twenty minutes later and looks straight at you.BananaNuts

1. Son, 5 years ago, you rendered your mother's loins in twain in a grotesque gooey display. That's all you need to know for now.

2. Tell your boyfriend that he'll have a 30 second headstart before Dad starts shooting.

3. Ah, like father like son.

1. Hospitals.

2. If you're gonna do that sort of thing, at least charge for it.

3. Your bum looks big in that dress, you're more a size 13.

1. Your son/daughter, 5 years old, asks you: Where do babies come from?

2. You have just caught your daughter, 16 years old, having sex with her boyfriend. She comes down to where you are twenty minutes later and looks straight at you.

3. You walk into the room of your son, 19 years old, and he's wearing a dress, make-up, and a blonde wig.

BananaNuts

2. Afterwards I would ask her if she used a condom.

3. WTF? *laugh and leave* Then I would ask him if he was gay No problem in that.

1. Without going into details, I'd explain where they came from and promise when the kid is older I'll explain in better detail so as to prevent other kiddies.

2. I plead the fifth. Right now I can say it was a crime of passion. If I give you the details, it'll be pre-meditated.

3. "Don't ask me for any make-up tips. Go to your mom if you want fashion help."

1. Your son/daughter, 5 years old, asks you: Where do babies come from?

2. You have just caught your daughter, 16 years old, having sex with her boyfriend. She comes down to where you are twenty minutes later and looks straight at you.

3. You walk into the room of your son, 19 years old, and he's wearing a dress, make-up, and a blonde wig.

1. Your son/daughter, 5 years old, asks you: Where do babies come from?

2. You have just caught your daughter, 16 years old, having sex with her boyfriend. She comes down to where you are twenty minutes later and looks straight at you.

3. You walk into the room of your son, 19 years old, and he's wearing a dress, make-up, and a blonde wig.

BananaNuts

1. Your son/daughter, 5 years old, asks you: Where do babies come from?

2. You have just caught your daughter, 16 years old, having sex with her boyfriend. She comes down to where you are twenty minutes later and looks straight at you.

3. You walk into the room of your son, 19 years old, and he's wearing a dress, make-up, and a blonde wig.

Answers: 1: From the love your parents have for one another, I'll explain the rest when you're older and able to understand when you enter your teens.

2: There's plenty of hot water and whatever you do, don't let your dad/mum see you or they'll kill him/her. And next time, wait till you're older to avoid having problems before you're ready to manage them. Oh and warn me next time so I can have the music on, poor cat is needing therepy now.

3: Blonde? And here I thought you were always a blunette. And that dress isn't you, it doesn't go with your eyes. And don't use so much make up, makes you look like a politician. Also consider shaving your legs, looks better with the dress.

That's what my true self would say anyway, the society enforced side would say:

1: Love mostly.

2: Next time warn me.

3: Nice dress.

R/T

1. Your son/daughter, 5 years old, asks you: Where do babies come from?

2. You have just caught your daughter, 16 years old, having sex with her boyfriend. She comes down to where you are twenty minutes later and looks straight at you.

3. You walk into the room of your son, 19 years old, and he's wearing a dress, make-up, and a blonde wig.

BananaNuts

1. Women, followed up by 'You'll understand when you get older.'

2. First of all, I wouldn't be letting them finish. First I would be congratulating both on statutory rape. Then I would call the boy's parents and invite everyone over for a meeting. While waiting for the parents to come over, I'll be gladly filling my daughter in on the wonderful world of being put on the high school list of girls that bang, and inform her how she will now be a topic in the boys lockeroom. Then I would paint the nice picture of what its like being pregnant and in highschool , not to mention how fun STD's are.

3. Tell him it's OK, and then discuss which martial art he would like to take so he can defend himself from bigots/jerks

1. Your son/daughter, 5 years old, asks you: Where do babies come from?

2. You have just caught your daughter, 16 years old, having sex with her boyfriend. She comes down to where you are twenty minutes later and looks straight at you.

3. You walk into the room of your son, 19 years old, and he's wearing a dress, make-up, and a blonde wig.

BananaNuts

1. Your son/daughter, 5 years old, asks you: Where do babies come from?

2. You have just caught your daughter, 16 years old, having sex with her boyfriend. She comes down to where you are twenty minutes later and looks straight at you.

3. You walk into the room of your son, 19 years old, and he's wearing a dress, make-up, and a blonde wig.

BananaNuts

1. "Go ask your mom"

2. "Did you at least use protection?"and "How old is he?"

3. "Enjoying yourself" followed by "Is there anything you want to tell me?"

3. Wtf???... Start drinking? sinlesswolf

I would tell them:

1. Go watch t.v.

2. Your gonna have sex, I can't stop that. Your getting on birth control and make sure you use a condom.

3. What. The. **** are you doing?

1. Be non-technical but tell them that it is a result from parents loving each other very much.
2. Hope that she took my sex-ed lessons to heart at age 10-12 and is with someone she loves and is using as much protection as possible.
3. Tell him to be more careful about locking his door... and to get out more.

1.Where do YOU think they come from?

2.Not cool, very dissapointed in you.

3.How did you find my stash!?

[QUOTE="BananaNuts"]

1. Your son, 5 years old, asks you: Where do babies come from?

2. You have just caught your daughter, 16 years old, having sex with her boyfriend. She comes down to where you are twenty minutes later and looks straight at you.

3. You walk into the room of your son, 19 years old, and he's wearing a dress, make-up, and a blonde wig.

lucky326

The only reasonable answer.

1. Your son/daughter, 5 years old, asks you: Where do babies come from?

2. You have just caught your daughter, 16 years old, having sex with her boyfriend. She comes down to where you are twenty minutes later and looks straight at you.

3. You walk into the room of your son, 19 years old, and he's wearing a dress, make-up, and a blonde wig.

BananaNuts

2. First of all, I wouldn't be letting them finish. First I would be congratulating both on statutory rape. Then I would call the boy's parents and invite everyone over for a meeting. While waiting for the parents to come over, I'll be gladly filling my daughter in on the wonderful world of being put on the high school list of girls that bang, and inform her how she will now be a topic in the boys lockeroom. Then I would paint the nice picture of what its like being pregnant and in highschool , not to mention how fun STD's are.

flazzle

..../facepalm

1. Your son/daughter, 5 years old, asks you: Where do babies come from?

very watered down version of the truth

2. You have just caught your daughter, 16 years old, having sex with her boyfriend. She comes down to where you are twenty minutes later and looks straight at you.

apologise, say its normal, hopefully i would have already giver her the talk by then.

3. You walk into the room of your son, 19 years old, and he's wearing a dress, make-up, and a blonde wig.

say 'not interrupting anything am i? dont worry' then carry on as normal. maybe ask him about it later.

BananaNuts

1. from the mommy

2. Have a very long conversation of when to lock your door. And tell her if she agrees that he died in a hunting acident, i'll agree not to punish her.

3. Have an even longer conversation of when to lock the door, take him to a football game, a car show, hunting his sisters boyfrieds, and a strip club in that order.

1. Your son/daughter, 5 years old, asks you: Where do babies come from?

2. You have just caught your daughter, 16 years old, having sex with her boyfriend. She comes down to where you are twenty minutes later and looks straight at you.

3. You walk into the room of your son, 19 years old, and he's wearing a dress, make-up, and a blonde wig.

BananaNuts

1. yell you when your 13

2.tell the guy to GTFO!!!then punch him in the face, and i will ask my daughter "please tell me you had protection?"

3. EXCELLENT halloween costume! :D

[QUOTE="lucky326"][QUOTE="BananaNuts"]

1. Your son, 5 years old, asks you: Where do babies come from?

2. You have just caught your daughter, 16 years old, having sex with her boyfriend. She comes down to where you are twenty minutes later and looks straight at you.

3. You walk into the room of your son, 19 years old, and he's wearing a dress, make-up, and a blonde wig.

Dutch_Mix

The only reasonable answer.

1. Your son/daughter, 5 years old, asks you: Where do babies come from?
The stork.

2. You have just caught your daughter, 16 years old, having sex with her boyfriend. She comes down to where you are twenty minutes later and looks straight at you.
I would be upset when I first catch them. But when she approaches me later, I would have to sit down and talk with her. Make sure she knows any potential dangers and use of safe sex.

3. You walk into the room of your son, 19 years old, and he's wearing a dress, make-up, and a blonde wig.
I would ask him if there's something he wants to tell me.

1. Make a thread about it on Gamespot. XD

2. Ask her if she used protection.

3. Ask him what's going on and to talk to me about it.

3) I'd tell him not to be ashamed and see if he wants to talk about his feelings.tofu-lion91

[QUOTE="tofu-lion91"]3) I'd tell him not to be ashamed and see if he wants to talk about his feelings.Jandurin

1. tell him the truth he wouldn't believe me anyway:D

2. kick his ass out:x

3. kick his ass out until he comes to his senses:P

1. "Kid, you want to know where babies come from? Follow me." Then I take the kid to #2.

2. "See what these two are doing? That's where babies come from."

Then I speak to the daughter. "Thanks for the demonstration!" I say as I give her a thumbs up. Then I take the kid to #3.

3. "And if you don't like what you saw in #2, you might like dressing like this someday." and then I ask the tranvestite in 3 if he's interested in watching #2

1. Your son/daughter, 5 years old, asks you: Where do babies come from?

2. You have just caught your daughter, 16 years old, having sex with her boyfriend. She comes down to where you are twenty minutes later and looks straight at you.

3. You walk into the room of your son, 19 years old, and he's wearing a dress, make-up, and a blonde wig.

BananaNuts

1. the truth

2. as long as you are using protection and a form of birth control I don't mind.

3. oh sweetie you look so beautiful do you need some help with anything? Ilove you!