I've got new ones! 1. "I've been wondering the same thing..." 2. "I hope you don't mind that I recorded that and distributed it to your teachers and schoolmates." 3. "You aren't getting out of going to the prom that easily."
1. Your son/daughter, 5 years old, asks you: Where do babies come from?
2. You have just caught your daughter, 16 years old, having sex with her boyfriend. She comes down to where you are twenty minutes later and looks straight at you.
3. You walk into the room of your son, 19 years old, and he's wearing a dress, make-up, and a blonde wig.
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