Scenario: You ARE a parent. What will you say after the following situations?

1. Hospitals

2.Have a long lecture and give her a punishment

3."Either it's halloween today or you really like that lumberjack song"

1. Babies come from Babyland.

2. No soup for you!

3. Nice, I should try that style some time.

1. "Kid, you want to know where babies come from? Follow me." Then I take the kid to #2.

2. "See what these two are doing? That's where babies come from."

Then I speak to the daughter. "Thanks for the demonstration!" I say as I give her a thumbs up. Then I take the kid to #3.

3. "And if you don't like what you saw in #2, you might like dressing like this someday." and then I ask the tranvestite in 3 if he's interested in watching #2

flazzle

1. Your son/daughter, 5 years old, asks you: Where do babies come from?

2. You have just caught your daughter, 16 years old, having sex with her boyfriend. She comes down to where you are twenty minutes later and looks straight at you.

3. You walk into the room of your son, 19 years old, and he's wearing a dress, make-up, and a blonde wig.

BananaNuts

1. Tell them

2. Leave.

3. Close the door. Reflect on why I walked into his room in the first place.

[QUOTE="flazzle"]

1. "Kid, you want to know where babies come from? Follow me." Then I take the kid to #2.

2. "See what these two are doing? That's where babies come from."

Then I speak to the daughter. "Thanks for the demonstration!" I say as I give her a thumbs up. Then I take the kid to #3.

3. "And if you don't like what you saw in #2, you might like dressing like this someday." and then I ask the tranvestite in 3 if he's interested in watching #2

Head_of_games

1. Your son/daughter, 5 years old, asks you: Where do babies come from?

2. You have just caught your daughter, 16 years old, having sex with her boyfriend. She comes down to where you are twenty minutes later and looks straight at you.

3. You walk into the room of your son, 19 years old, and he's wearing a dress, make-up, and a blonde wig.

BananaNuts

1. Seing how a child simply wouldn't understand I would most likely tell them to ask their mother... horray for avoiding the question.

2. "The next time you wanna **** with your BF do it at their house... btw give me your cellphone"

3. "We'll talk later ok?" *close door*

1. Your son/daughter, 5 years old, asks you: Where do babies come from? mommy's naughty place

2. You have just caught your daughter, 16 years old, having sex with her boyfriend. She comes down to where you are twenty minutes later and looks straight at you. was it good?

3. You walk into the room of your son, 19 years old, and he's wearing a dress, make-up, and a blonde wig. this better involve atleast 6 naked women or it's not worth it son

BananaNuts

1. Your son/daughter, 5 years old, asks you: Where do babies come from?

2. You have just caught your daughter, 16 years old, having sex with her boyfriend. She comes down to where you are twenty minutes later and looks straight at you.

3. You walk into the room of your son, 19 years old, and he's wearing a dress, make-up, and a blonde wig.

BananaNuts

1. Your son/daughter, 5 years old, asks you: Where do babies come from?

2. You have just caught your daughter, 16 years old, having sex with her boyfriend. She comes down to where you are twenty minutes later and looks straight at you.

3. You walk into the room of your son, 19 years old, and he's wearing a dress, make-up, and a blonde wig.

BananaNuts

1. Explain the birds and bees to him

2. Beat her and the dude

3. Beat him

nothing that beating can't solve

1. Your son/daughter, 5 years old, asks you: Where do babies come from?

2. You have just caught your daughter, 16 years old, having sex with her boyfriend. She comes down to where you are twenty minutes later and looks straight at you.

3. You walk into the room of your son, 19 years old, and he's wearing a dress, make-up, and a blonde wig.

1. The usual 'birds and the bee's' speech
2. "Keep the noise down for **** sake"
3. :shock::lol::P:?:|:evil: ... Disown.

:P

1. Your son/daughter, 5 years old, asks you: Where do babies come from?

2. You have just caught your daughter, 16 years old, having sex with her boyfriend. She comes down to where you are twenty minutes later and looks straight at you.

3. You walk into the room of your son, 19 years old, and he's wearing a dress, make-up, and a blonde wig.

BananaNuts

1. Go on the MTV show "Sex with Mom and Dad".
2. Tell her to do it more, and maybe film it next time.
3. Kill him?

1 reaction fits all situations:

1. Your son/daughter, 5 years old, asks you: Where do babies come from?

2. You have just caught your daughter, 16 years old, having sex with her boyfriend. She comes down to where you are twenty minutes later and looks straight at you.

3. You walk into the room of your son, 19 years old, and he's wearing a dress, make-up, and a blonde wig.

BananaNuts

1. Heaven (what? It seems safe)

2.Just point and yell"Wh0r3!!!!"

3. "So you're gay I guess that explains why you were kissing that dude the other day. Now come over here so I can get a pic to post on the internet."

1. Your son/daughter, 5 years old, asks you: Where do babies come from?

2. You have just caught your daughter, 16 years old, having sex with her boyfriend. She comes down to where you are twenty minutes later and looks straight at you.

3. You walk into the room of your son, 19 years old, and he's wearing a dress, make-up, and a blonde wig.

BananaNuts

1. Your son/daughter, 5 years old, asks you: Where do babies come from?

2. You have just caught your daughter, 16 years old, having sex with her boyfriend. She comes down to where you are twenty minutes later and looks straight at you.

3. You walk into the room of your son, 19 years old, and he's wearing a dress, make-up, and a blonde wig.

BananaNuts

1. Call him a noob.

2. I 'd kill the both of them and blame it on my son.

3. I'd kill him and blame it on my daughter

1. Your son/daughter, 5 years old, asks you: Where do babies come from?

2. You have just caught your daughter, 16 years old, having sex with her boyfriend. She comes down to where you are twenty minutes later and looks straight at you.

3. You walk into the room of your son, 19 years old, and he's wearing a dress, make-up, and a blonde wig.

BananaNuts

1. Be vague

2. Kill him

3. try on dress with him?

1. Son, 5 years ago, you rendered your mother's loins in twain in a grotesque gooey display. That's all you need to know for now.

2. Tell your boyfriend that he'll have a 30 second headstart before Dad starts shooting.

3. Ah, like father like son.

Oleg_Huzwog

You make me LOL in every threadI see :lol:

As for me

1. Well, if you really want to know! *pulls pictures out*

2. Did he wrap his meat?

3. You better stop right now or you're out of this house

1. Your son/daughter, 5 years old, asks you: Where do babies come from?

2. You have just caught your daughter, 16 years old, having sex with her boyfriend. She comes down to where you are twenty minutes later and looks straight at you.

3. You walk into the room of your son, 19 years old, and he's wearing a dress, make-up, and a blonde wig.

BananaNuts

1. i'll probably just tell him/her that they'll find out when there older

2. i'll beat the guy to a bloody pulp and then throw him out

3. my exact words would be..no wonder you liked dolls instead of hot wheels

then i'd probably drink and kiss my genes getting passed on goodbye

1. Your son/daughter, 5 years old, asks you: Where do babies come from?

2. You have just caught your daughter, 16 years old, having sex with her boyfriend. She comes down to where you are twenty minutes later and looks straight at you.

3. You walk into the room of your son, 19 years old, and he's wearing a dress, make-up, and a blonde wig.

BananaNuts

1.) From the stork

2.) Disown that hoe

3.) SON I AM DISSAPOINT.

1 reaction fits all situations: EVOLV3

1. I'll tell you later, I'm busy right now
2. If you were going to do this, why not do it when we aren't here!? Also, did you use a condom and approperate contraceptives. Yeah, thats right Ill be cool with it.
3. Something you want to talk about?
-or-
SON, I AM DISSAPOINT

SON I AM DISSAPOINT.musicaz70

SON, I AM DISSAPOINTcarrot-cake

1) I'm as clueless as you, son.

2) Indeed.

3) I came in here to pleasure myself by wearing your mothers clothing, looks like THAT isn't an option anymore. (If anything it will serve to make the situation even more awkward than it already was)

1. I will explain the act of sex in the most technical way possible so the kid doesn't even know what I just told him. (Hopefully)

2. So. . .how was it?

3. Buy your own dress! It doesn't even look that good on you.

1. Your son/daughter, 5 years old, asks you: Where do babies come from?

2. You have just caught your daughter, 16 years old, having sex with her boyfriend. She comes down to where you are twenty minutes later and looks straight at you.

3. You walk into the room of your son, 19 years old, and he's wearing a dress, make-up, and a blonde wig.

BananaNuts

1. Your son/daughter, 5 years old, asks you: Where do babies come from?

2. You have just caught your daughter, 16 years old, having sex with her boyfriend. She comes down to where you are twenty minutes later and looks straight at you.

3. You walk into the room of your son, 19 years old, and he's wearing a dress, make-up, and a blonde wig.

BananaNuts

1: The vagina

2: I always wanted a son

3: I always wanted a son

1. From a pregnant lady.

2. You kids play nice now!

3. Your costume party is in five minutes, hurry up!

1. Mommie's "belly."

2. Sit her down, explain safe-sex, birth control, and discourage it. I wouldn't say she can't, though.

3. I'd ask him if he wants to talk to me about anything.

1. Your son/daughter, 5 years old, asks you: Where do babies come from?

2. You have just caught your daughter, 16 years old, having sex with her boyfriend. She comes down to where you are twenty minutes later and looks straight at you.

3. You walk into the room of your son, 19 years old, and he's wearing a dress, make-up, and a blonde wig.

BananaNuts

[QUOTE="musicaz70"]SON I AM DISSAPOINT.SpidersRMe

SON, I AM DISSAPOINTcarrot-cake

1. from the mommy

2. Have a very long conversation of when to lock your door. And tell her if she agrees that he died in a hunting acident, i'll agree not to punish her.

3. Have an even longer conversation of when to lock the door, take him to a football game, a car show, hunting his sisters boyfrieds, and a strip club in that order.

megahaloman64

no one notices my jokes :cry: