So how do we know god is a dude?

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#1 auron_16
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Never figured it out :o

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#2 black_cat19
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Simple, we don't.

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#3 foxhound_fox
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Early patriarchal societies just assumed as such... since in those days, women were not people and merely objects created for men's pleasure and bearing children. Realistically, "God" in the proper sense, would be genderless.

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#4 dracula_16
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Because the word means the male version of a deity. Otherwise it'd be goddess.

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#5 D_Battery
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He has to be a guy or else he couldn't knock up Mary! Sure God can hypothetically do anything, but - wait a minute...

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#6 super_mario_128
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[Sexist joke.]
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#7 Wings_008
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because he gave us a penis only a cool creative dude would think of something like that
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#8 RushMetallica
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Man assumed it, cause they thought that they were awesome themselves, so if it was anything else than it would be below them, and a god isn't below its people.
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#9 RearNakedChoke
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Probably a tranny unless he has a wifey.

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#10 MgamerBD
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I think he's both....or neither. *ponders*
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#11 Locke562
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He's obsessed with sex and the sexual activities of his creations.
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#13 robertmac_33
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Do we care... i dont

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#14 ufcfan17
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I'm pretty sure god is black.Enuff said

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#15 ramboturd72
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Because the word means the male version of a deity. Otherwise it'd be goddess.

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I think this is it.
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#17 Theokhoth
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God was quite adamant about not touching the junk in the Old Testament. I wouldn't expect a woman to understand that.

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#18 dracula_16
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Do we care... i dont

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You cared enough to willingly enter a thread and post in it. That makes as much sense as entering a bakery and complaining about the strong smell of bread.

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#19 Luncbox1
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I'm guessing that way back in the day people couldn't imagine their almighty god being a woman, being that women were considered inferior to men. God is inferior to nobody, hence God is a man. :? just a guess
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#21 DeadMan1290
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Do we care... i dont

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Me neither.
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#22 GabuEx
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Until English gets a gender-neutral third-person pronoun that is not taken to refer solely to inanimate objects - something I would celebrate and applaud - there really isn't a better way to refer to him. :P

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#23 Head_of_games
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Because I am. :o

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#24 Ikouze
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It could be both.

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#25 jus2nyce
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God could only be Female......only a woman could create such a conviluted book and expect everyone to know exaclty what she was talking about....Omni-Slash
Sounds like this guy I know who works for the IT department, although I call him Todd :P
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#26 i-rock-socks
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we dont KNOW anything about god

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#27 natedrummer95
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here's my immediate thought: if adam was the first person created in god's image, then God must have a male persona. eve was created later from adam, so therefore i conclude that god is male.

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#28 xxxAdvocatexxx
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He's obsessed with sex and the sexual activities of his creations.Locke562

I bet god is awesome in bed... Do you think he is single?

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#29 awesomeray
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because if god was a girl the world would end every month
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#30 hamstergeddon
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because he was invented back when we lived in a male dominated world.
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#31 AAllxxjjnn
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God is female. Haven't you seen Dogma?
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#32 GabuEx
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here's my immediate thought: if adam was the first person created in god's image, then God must have a male persona. eve was created later from adam, so therefore i conclude that god is male.

natedrummer95

I presume you also take God to be a corporeal, physical being with height, weight, and so on?

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#33 lil_zelda_dude
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God is a Dog, god backwards= dog
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#34 Wings_008
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[QUOTE="Locke562"]He's obsessed with sex and the sexual activities of his creations.xxxAdvocatexxx

I bet god is awesome in bed... Do you think he is single?

i doubt it

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#35 D3nnyCrane
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Because he saw that Adam couldn't drink beer, watch sports, AND look after the kid's at the same time, so he made a woman.
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#36 foxhound_fox
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Until English gets a gender-neutral third-person pronoun that is not taken to refer solely to inanimate objects - something I would celebrate and applaud - there really isn't a better way to refer to him. :P

GabuEx


It?

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#37 Lindsosaurus
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God is female. Haven't you seen Dogma?AAllxxjjnn

Not only that, She's Alanis Morissette!

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#38 GabuEx
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[QUOTE="GabuEx"]

Until English gets a gender-neutral third-person pronoun that is not taken to refer solely to inanimate objects - something I would celebrate and applaud - there really isn't a better way to refer to him. :P

foxhound_fox


It?

Referring to an intelligent being as "it" does not exactly seem appropriate.

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#39 shoot-first
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He made man in his image. I hope I'm not really a woman. :o

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#40 foxhound_fox
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Referring to an intelligent being as "it" does not exactly seem appropriate.

GabuEx


"It" is genderless. You also assume it is intelligent. :P

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#41 SegaGenesisfan
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No wonder people dont believe in god, they dont even know what he is............

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I know, this is starting to get overused by me, but seriously I read the bible. God is a male, one passage they said "he blah blah blah" they described god as he, and well jesus is god, and jesus was a MAN!

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#42 Lindsosaurus
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Referring to an intelligent being as "it" does not exactly seem appropriate.

GabuEx

Oh Hai

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#43 blingchu55
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Well if were talking Yahweh I think it's atleast implied if not completely said in the old testament

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#44 avatar_genius
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god might be a hermaphrodite

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#45 Teenaged
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No wonder people dont believe in god, they dont even know what he is............

............................................________
....................................,.-'"...................''~.,
.............................,.-"..................................."-.,
.........................,/...............................................":,
.....................,?......................................................,
.................../...........................................................,}
................./......................................................,:'^'..}
.............../...................................................,:"........./
..............?.....__.........................................:'.........../
............./__.(....."~-,_..............................,:'........../
.........../(_...."~,_........"~,_....................,:'........_/
..........{.._$;_......"=,_......."-,_.......,.-~-,},.~";/....}
...........((.....*~_......."=-._......";,,./'..../"............../
...,,,___.'~,......"~.,....................'.....}............../
............(....'=-,,.......'........................(......;_,,-"
............/.'~,......'-...................................../
.............'~.*-,.....................................|,./.....,__
,,_..........}.>-._...................................|..............'=~-,
.....'=~-,__......',.................................
...................'=~-,,.,...............................
................................':,,...........................'..............__
.....................................'=-,...................,%'>--==''
........................................_..........._,-%.......'
...................................,

I know, this is starting to get overused by me, but seriously I read the bible. God is a male, one passage they said "he blah blah blah" they described god as he, and well jesus is god, and jesus was a MAN!

SegaGenesisfan

Omg, that facepalm you just gifted us and your articulate explanation totally makes the whole issue obvious. Thanks!

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#46 bballm10
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Why would God have a gender in the first place?

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#48 deactivated-59d151f079814
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The major religions came from patriachal societies, where women were at best second class citizens to worse seen as property.. It seems pretty obvious looking at that why they would think god is a man.
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#49 jimmyjammer69
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You could try lifting his toga :P Seriously though, he's got a beard.
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#50 Wings_008
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[QUOTE="SegaGenesisfan"]

No wonder people dont believe in god, they dont even know what he is............

............................................________
....................................,.-'"...................''~.,
.............................,.-"..................................."-.,
.........................,/...............................................":,
.....................,?......................................................,
.................../...........................................................,}
................./......................................................,:'^'..}
.............../...................................................,:"........./
..............?.....__.........................................:'.........../
............./__.(....."~-,_..............................,:'........../
.........../(_...."~,_........"~,_....................,:'........_/
..........{.._$;_......"=,_......."-,_.......,.-~-,},.~";/....}
...........((.....*~_......."=-._......";,,./'..../"............../
...,,,___.'~,......"~.,....................'.....}............../
............(....'=-,,.......'........................(......;_,,-"
............/.'~,......'-...................................../
.............'~.*-,.....................................|,./.....,__
,,_..........}.>-._...................................|..............'=~-,
.....'=~-,__......',.................................
...................'=~-,,.,...............................
................................':,,...........................'..............__
.....................................'=-,...................,%'>--==''
........................................_..........._,-%.......'
...................................,

I know, this is starting to get overused by me, but seriously I read the bible. God is a male, one passage they said "he blah blah blah" they described god as he, and well jesus is god, and jesus was a MAN!

Anonymous_2

The quran mentions God as "it". But translations always put He cuz "it" doesnt always sound right in english. Same thing may have happened with the bible since the original text is lost.

no it doesn't, it always says "him", there is no "it" in arabic