So I've got a fight coming in a few months.

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#1 DirtyHarry1988
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Some guy 2 years my senior challenged me to a fight in college because I was talking to his girlfriend during lunch too much. Yup, he actually went after me and not his girlfriend. Of course it couldn't be that I needed help with assignments, I *had* to be flirting with his girlfriend.. Best part is i'm not even single.

Anyway it's in March. I'm not afraid or anything, but he's 5'10, i'm 5'5. I'm also about 65% of his weight. I took Krav Maga for 6months, 4x a week,and I practiced Hung Gar for about a year and a half almost 2, but those were forms; I've never actually applied them in a fight.

This guy is supposedly a brown belt in BJJ; should I be worried?

He's 20, i'm 18.

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#2 l4dak47
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Fight. Be as brutal as possible. Don't give up. Make him regret it.
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#3 needled24-7
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normally i'd say kick his ass, but since you're not in high school anymore, i think it's time to be a little more mature than that. i got no suggestions

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#4 DirtyHarry1988
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Does anyone actually fight fair in a fight? This is my first time in an arranged fight, and not like being jumped by gangsters or bullies in elementary school/middle school. We're doing it in the college gym, so i'm not sure if this is considered a street fight or what.
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#5 ElMikeO
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Who puts a date on a fight unless you're a boxer or in MMA or something?
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#6 DirtyHarry1988
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normally i'd say kick his ass, but since you're not in high school anymore, i think it's time to be a little more mature than that. i got no suggestions

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I need help with my assignments. His girlfriend is majoring in the same thing as I am, and since she got in via scholarship for the class, she's actually really good at it.
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#7 DirtyHarry1988
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Who puts a date on a fight unless you're a boxer or in MMA or something?ElMikeO
He's arrogant. He told me he's gonna give me 3months to train.
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Use your hun gar, and dont forget to do acid spit, and then roll under his feet and FINISH HIM!

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#9 ThePerro
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::chants:: fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight

Seriously though, why all the way in March? Is he assembling a gang or something?

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[QUOTE="ElMikeO"]Who puts a date on a fight unless you're a boxer or in MMA or something?DirtyHarry1988
He's arrogant. He told me he's gonna give me 3months to train.

Good. If he's arrogant, that means he's underestimating you. Bad mistake on his part. Good advantage for you.
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Some guy 2 years my senior challenged me to a fight in college because I was talking to his girlfriend during lunch too much. Yup, he actually went after me and not his girlfriend. Of course it couldn't be that I needed help with assignments, I *had* to be flirting with his girlfriend.. Best part is i'm not even single.

Anyway it's in March. I'm not afraid or anything, but he's 5'10, i'm 5'5. I'm also about 65% of his weight. I took Krav Maga for 6months, 4x a week,and I practiced Hung Gar for about a year and a half almost 2, but those were forms; I've never actually applied them in a fight.

This guy is supposedly a brown belt in BJJ; should I be worried?

He's 20, i'm 18.

DirtyHarry1988

Dude...you're in college. Try acting like an adult. Don't agree to fight over that kind of stupid crap. And if the guy jumps you and beats you up regardless, then report the incident to the police.

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[QUOTE="ElMikeO"]Who puts a date on a fight unless you're a boxer or in MMA or something?DirtyHarry1988
He's arrogant. He told me he's gonna give me 3months to train.

tell him to f*** off. No point in fight a loser like that. Not only that you are old enough that you can get in real trouble with the law for fighting.

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I recommend taking some BJJ classes for the just in case. So if he goes to the ground you can know how to stop and reverse. Therefore the match will be a piece of cake
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[QUOTE="needled24-7"]

normally i'd say kick his ass, but since you're not in high school anymore, i think it's time to be a little more mature than that. i got no suggestions

DirtyHarry1988

I need help with my assignments. His girlfriend is majoring in the same thing as I am, and since she got in via scholarship for the class, she's actually really good at it.

you should start flirting hard with his girlfriend.

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#16 DirtyHarry1988
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::chants:: fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight

Seriously though, why all the way in March? Is he assembling a gang or something?

ThePerro

He was like "Hey squirt, you look like you could use training.. I'll give you 3 months." not word for word, but that was roughly what he said. He's a brown belt in BJJ, so I guess he thinks he's gonna own me in like 30seconds or something. I have no idea how good a brown belt in BJJ would be though.

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#17 cd_rom
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Get one of those Assassin's Creed blades.
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#18 ElMikeO
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[QUOTE="ElMikeO"]Who puts a date on a fight unless you're a boxer or in MMA or something?DirtyHarry1988
He's arrogant. He told me he's gonna give me 3months to train.

If he's having to train for what is just a street fight, I'd say you've got nothing to worry about. Also I wouldn't take his BJJ belt too much to heart. Some people work their way through the gradings but when it comes to being in a position to use what you've been taught, aren't that good at it. I happen to be one of those people. Nutshot followed by a punch to the face for the win.
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#19 needled24-7
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Get one of those Assassin's Creed blades.cd_rom
or better yet, just get a gun

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#20 DirtyHarry1988
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Get one of those Assassin's Creed blades.cd_rom
I'll be charged with murder. I just want him to get off my back. I don't even like his girlfriend. I would be spending the same amount of time with her if she were a guy, simply because she's good with the subject.
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#22 cd_rom
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[QUOTE="cd_rom"]Get one of those Assassin's Creed blades.DirtyHarry1988
I'll be charged with murder. I just want him to get off my back. I don't even like his girlfriend. I would be spending the same amount of time with her if she were a guy, simply because she's good with the subject.

You're going to be charged with assault.
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#23 surrealnumber5
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just ignore him and get a tazer, if he attacks you taze him and call the cops. you dont seem to have a healthy blood lust.
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#24 shoot-first
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From what you're telling us, he doesn't seem like he is a true martial artist. Since he went straight to wanting to fight you, he obviously is lacking some self-disciplin. Don't worry too much about this; you will only start to have doubts. Don't even waste your time on him. If you choose to go through with this, just make sure you have a friend or a witness to say that you had no choice but to defend yourself.

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#25 joshrocks2245
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Call the cops?? It's kind of weird he would schedule a fight, kind of immature, sounds like what kids do in high school.

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You guys have scheduled a fight in a few months? Generally, most fights I've seen over women erupt spontaneously.

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#27 DirtyHarry1988
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You guys have scheduled a fight in a few months? Generally, most fights I've seen over women erupt spontaneously.

sonicare

Yeah but that's cause I've been taking a passive stance. I don't like his girlfriend, plain and simple. If I liked her, yeah there would've been a spontaneous fight, but i don't, so the fighting over a girl thing is one way.

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#28 Atmanix
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[QUOTE="cd_rom"]Get one of those Assassin's Creed blades.DirtyHarry1988
I'll be charged with murder. I just want him to get off my back. I don't even like his girlfriend. I would be spending the same amount of time with her if she were a guy, simply because she's good with the subject.

Not if they can't find the body.

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You guys have scheduled a fight in a few months? Generally, most fights I've seen over women erupt spontaneously.

sonicare
she must not be that hot
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[QUOTE="DirtyHarry1988"][QUOTE="sonicare"]

You guys have scheduled a fight in a few months? Generally, most fights I've seen over women erupt spontaneously.

Yeah but that's cause I've been taking a passive stance. I don't like his girlfriend, plain and simple.

Just tell him you're fight scheduled is booked for at least 2 years and he's going to need to put down a 5000$ deposit if he wants to be on the list.
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#31 needled24-7
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[QUOTE="sonicare"]

You guys have scheduled a fight in a few months? Generally, most fights I've seen over women erupt spontaneously.

DirtyHarry1988

Yeah but that's cause I've been taking a passive stance. I don't like his girlfriend, plain and simple. If I liked her, yeah there would've been a spontaneous fight, but i don't, so the fighting over a girl thing is one way.

tell him his girlfriend is ugly and the thought of kissing her makes you want to throw up. then he'll know that you aren't trying to flirt with her.

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#32 DirtyHarry1988
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[QUOTE="DirtyHarry1988"]

[QUOTE="sonicare"]

You guys have scheduled a fight in a few months? Generally, most fights I've seen over women erupt spontaneously.

needled24-7

Yeah but that's cause I've been taking a passive stance. I don't like his girlfriend, plain and simple. If I liked her, yeah there would've been a spontaneous fight, but i don't, so the fighting over a girl thing is one way.

tell him his girlfriend is ugly and the thought of kissing her makes you want to throw up. then he'll know that you aren't trying to flirt with her.

And there goes the only one helping me out with this class.

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#33 ThePerro
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[QUOTE="ThePerro"]

::chants:: fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight

Seriously though, why all the way in March? Is he assembling a gang or something?

DirtyHarry1988

He was like "Hey squirt, you look like you could use training.. I'll give you 3 months." not word for word, but that was roughly what he said. He's a brown belt in BJJ, so I guess he thinks he's gonna own me in like 30seconds or something. I have no idea how good a brown belt in BJJ would be though.



Huh, he sounds more like a brown eye than a brown belt to me. End the fight early and kick him below the brown belt!

Seriously though, people who talk big game usually aren't as tough as they seem, but there really is no need to fight. You weren't actually hitting on his girlfriend as you've said, and you guys aren't in highschool so fighting in terms of 'who has the heavier sack' is childish. Try and talk out of it, mostly because a fight is uneccessary.

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#34 surrealnumber5
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[QUOTE="needled24-7"]

[QUOTE="DirtyHarry1988"] Yeah but that's cause I've been taking a passive stance. I don't like his girlfriend, plain and simple. If I liked her, yeah there would've been a spontaneous fight, but i don't, so the fighting over a girl thing is one way.

DirtyHarry1988

tell him his girlfriend is ugly and the thought of kissing her makes you want to throw up. then he'll know that you aren't trying to flirt with her.

And there goes the only one helping me out with this class.

ignore him, keep working with her, and if he attacks you taze him and call the cops.

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Okay he's my tips.

-Strike at the ribs and shins with quick blows. Since these areas harbour bones that are close to the skin, you may with enough force break one of them/cause craptons of pain.

-Don't do anything fancy. Frontkicks, punches, grabsand chops will do you well.

-Try to disorientate him by hitting his jaw sideways, the temples or ears. This will buy you some precious time to think stuff through in the fight.

-Strike quickly with force at the biceps to tire his arms so he won't have strength in his arms to punch.

-Be quick on your feet and do not fight flatfooted.

-Gouging his eyes may cause temporary bindness and will aid you in the fight.

-Striking at the testicles while cheap, is a viable tactic to disable an enemy.

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#36 ElMikeO
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If he had to "schedule" a fight for 3 months down the line, I can pretty much guarantee it'll be a non-event. Those three months will pass and nothing will happen, or he'll mention something else that delays it.
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#37 DirtyHarry1988
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If he had to "schedule" a fight for 3 months down the line, I can pretty much guarantee it'll be a non-event. Those three months will pass and nothing will happen, or he'll mention something else that delays it.ElMikeO
Lets hope. I'm not worried, but the size difference is.. Well, a size difference.
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#39 Toadso
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Plant a videocamera somewhere, then get beaten up badly. Try to get him to jail. then plan your revenge when he gets out. ruin his life!! :)
Or start training with other people, a little more serious type of playfighting. then, 3 months later you can crush him thanks to your experience.
Or just videotape yourself having sex with his girlfriend, just for the lulz :)

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#40 Jph625
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fight...fight...fight...FIGHT..FIGHT.FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!

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#41 DirtyHarry1988
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Plant a videocamera somewhere, then get beaten up badly. Try to get him to jail. then plan your revenge when he gets out. ruin his life!! :)
Or start training with other people, a little more serious type of playfighting. then, 3 months later you can crush him thanks to your experience.
Or just videotape yourself having sex with his girlfriend, just for the lulz :)

Toadso

Ok, no to the last one. :P She's a nice person, and she actually helps me out with c|asses(which i've mentioned repeatedly throughout this thread). Also, I'm not attracted to her.

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#42 Toadso
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But seriously, I wouldnt worry about it. I have never heard of fights being planned several months ahead(except for sports). I think the situation will cool down by then. Of course I dont know you or him, but its just common sense that people usually dont stay mad that long. And if he wants to fight you anyway, he is probably a psycopath.
Advice though, if he is bigger then you, then speed and brutallity are your best friends. :)

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#43 194197844077667059316682358889
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Christ, arrested development much? Or just a not very good joke thread?
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#44 ragek1ll589
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Who the hell fights in college :lol:. I would think all that juvenille crap would have been left behind in high school.

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#45 Mr_Splosher
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"Arranged" fights never actually happen in my experience, three months is a long time to forget about something so unimportant.
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#46 -Tish-
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[QUOTE="cd_rom"]Get one of those Assassin's Creed blades.DirtyHarry1988
I'll be charged with murder. I just want him to get off my back. I don't even like his girlfriend. I would be spending the same amount of time with her if she were a guy, simply because she's good with the subject.

Then why don't you just explain that to him? If he can't understand that, then **** em.
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[QUOTE="DirtyHarry1988"][QUOTE="cd_rom"]Get one of those Assassin's Creed blades.-Tish-
I'll be charged with murder. I just want him to get off my back. I don't even like his girlfriend. I would be spending the same amount of time with her if she were a guy, simply because she's good with the subject.

Then why don't you just explain that to him? If he can't understand that, then **** em.

This guy clearly doesn't like me, explanation isn't gonna do much.
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Fight with a killing intent, thats how you win.
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[QUOTE="cd_rom"]Get one of those Assassin's Creed blades.DirtyHarry1988
I'll be charged with murder. I just want him to get off my back. I don't even like his girlfriend. I would be spending the same amount of time with her if she were a guy, simply because she's good with the subject.

Just tell the girl you can't work with her because her boyfriend's a controlling douche. She'll probably leave him, and that will do more damage than you could ever do in a fight.
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Hide behind a tree and chuck rocks at him until he gets really angry. After he's gotten all worked up, he'll charge. Stand in front of the tree, and at the last minute, jump out of the way. Mission accomplished ;)