So I've got a fight coming in a few months.

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#51 deactivated-5b19214ec908b
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Don't be afraid to aim below the belt or to pull his hair, and use your teeth if you have to.

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#52 muller39
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Move and run away is my solution.

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#53 arad96
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Well, from what I see, he probably won't fight. If he does, then follow some of these tips.

Since he is bigger, try not to end up wrestling the guy.

Try to intimidate him by doing some acrobats before the fight.

From some personal experience, I've learned that the color of your belt really says nothing about your ability to fight, so you can probably take him.

In the case that you DO fight and beat him, seduce his girlfriend afterwards.

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#54 Meat_Wad_Fan
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Uhhhhh, so why did you accept a fight from him? If he really wanted to beat you up, he would have done it there.

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#55 hyrueprince11
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Who puts a date on a fight unless you're a boxer or in MMA or something?ElMikeO

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#56 Wilfred_Owen
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Bring a gun to a fist fight.
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#57 worlock77
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[QUOTE="DirtyHarry1988"][QUOTE="cd_rom"]Get one of those Assassin's Creed blades.chrisrooR
I'll be charged with murder. I just want him to get off my back. I don't even like his girlfriend. I would be spending the same amount of time with her if she were a guy, simply because she's good with the subject.

Just tell the girl you can't work with her because her boyfriend's a controlling douche. She'll probably leave him, and that will do more damage than you could ever do in a fight.

She's probably not going to break up with her boyfriend just because some other guys doesn't want her to help with his homework anymore.

Anyway, to the TC: if the guy scheduled a fight for three months away that means he really doesn't want to fight you and is just trying to look tough. Come March there will be some other excuse as to why he can't/won't fight then. He's a coward, nothing more. Forget about him and move on with life.

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#58 fl4tlined
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few months? FFS i remember when people fought they fought when they were pissed not just you know lets fight in a couple months when we totally dont care about what we were angry about...
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#59 mrbojangles25
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youre 18, you should only be fighting if you want or are willing to pay the legal consequences

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#60 TheFallenDemon
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Guns solve everything.

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#61 Pixel-Pirate
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Enjoy your prison sentence!

Tip: Let him hit you first and then press charges. You aren't a minor anymore, there are legal consequences for randomly assaulting people.

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#62 weezyfb
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your gonna get pwned
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#63 shoot-first
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Bring a gun to a fist fight.Wilfred_Owen

This would be an excellent solution to the problem. :P

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#64 maptheninja
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Hadoooooooooooken

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#65 stupid4
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Who sets a date for a fight? Usually they just happen...

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#66 cs45F
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Who schedules a fight? Why not fight him right now and get it over with?
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#67 mrbojangles25
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Who schedules a fight? Why not fight him right now and get it over with?cs45F

I agree. If Fallout New Vegas has taught me anything,its that bushwacking people and using VATS works wonders

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#68 DanteSuikoden
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Use your hun gar, and dont forget to do acid spit, and then roll under his feet and FINISH HIM!

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LMAO

Good to know I wasn't the only one that thought this

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#69 Chickity_China
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Wtf? why didn't he fight you then? What a pansy, real men don't hold grudges for that long

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#70 Gibsonsg527
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Never let up, be bruital. Keep knocking the **** out of him until even if he is on the ground, Oh and tell that **** to sechudal a early date, 3 month WTF?

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#71 aerial6790
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I'm a brawler/boxer so we have different strategies,but good luck.
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#72 ChiSoxBombers
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Kick his ***, Seabass!

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#73 tofu-lion91
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An arranged fight for 3 months time? :? Don't fight him, you can be prosecuted by the police. Be the bigger man and walk away. And tell him from me that he's a weirdo for arranging a fight like a damn wedding!
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#74 ace-of-spades93
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Cool story bro.
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#75 Theokhoth
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High school's over; the sooner one of you realizes that fact, the sooner you can move on from this asininity.
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#76 LikeHaterade
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It's best you not put yourself in these kinds of situations in the first place pal. In the end, you'll only wind up getting hurt or hurting someone else.

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#77 MichaeltheCM
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normally i'd say kick his ass, but since you're not in high school anymore, i think it's time to be a little more mature than that. i got no suggestions

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ditto. i was expecting a middle to high school theme to this topic, so i was hella surprised to hear ur in college or out of it. i would suggest finding an alternative solution to this predicament :|
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#78 deactivated-5cf0a2e13dbde
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So, he challenged you to a fight in a couple months?! Who does that?!
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#79 worlock77
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So, he challenged you to a fight in a couple months?! Who does that?!hillelslovak

Ether a professional fighter or someone who's afraid of a fight.

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#80 krazy-blazer
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Well, I guess update us after the fight.
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#81 Allicrombie
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Just get him addicted to World of Warcraft, you'll never see him again.
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#82 deactivated-5b19214ec908b
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[QUOTE="hillelslovak"]So, he challenged you to a fight in a couple months?! Who does that?!worlock77

Ether a professional fighter or someone who's afraid of a fight.

or someone with a very tight schedule :P

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#83 DirtyHarry1988
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Uhhhhh, so why did you accept a fight from him? If he really wanted to beat you up, he would have done it there.

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I didn't accept. I said "Yeah whatever, not gonna stop me." but that was after I told him that I was not interested in his girlfriend. And yeah he could've beat me up there if he wanted to, but like I said he's an arrogant punk, so he wanted me to get 'owned' after preparing.
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[QUOTE="Meat_Wad_Fan"]

Uhhhhh, so why did you accept a fight from him? If he really wanted to beat you up, he would have done it there.

DirtyHarry1988
I didn't accept. I said "Yeah whatever, not gonna stop me." but that was after I told him that I was not interested in his girlfriend. And yeah he could've beat me up there if he wanted to, but like I said he's an arrogant punk, so he wanted me to get 'owned' after preparing.

This setup sounds implausible yet familiar!
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#85 wii60_3
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Set up a DECOY, and meet his girl in bed

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#86 194197844077667059316682358889
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Set up a DECOY, and meet his girl in bed

wii60_3
Alternately, say "No thanks, rather than hitting you, I'd prefer to continue hitting your girl"
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1. Buy $3 combination lock

2. Buy $1 pair of socks

3. Put 1 into 2.

4. Store in backpack.

5. Ignore him and forget it ever happened.

6. If 3 months later he actually tries to fight you retrieve the "sock pummel" you created months back and beat him without mercy until he either retreats or stops moving.

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#88 th3warr1or
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1. Buy $3 combination lock

2. Buy $1 pair of socks

3. Put 1 into 2.

4. Store in backpack.

5. Ignore him and forget it ever happened.

6. If 3 months later he actually tries to fight you retrieve the "sock pummel" you created months back and beat him without mercy until he either retreats or stops moving.

Alter_Echo

My god that's brutal. :lol:

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#89 SolidSnake35
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If you're close to defeat. punch his girlfriend in the face and run.
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#90 TheFlush
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You are 18 and 20 and you arrange a fight?! I'm sorry, but such behaviour belongs to primary scholars. You two should start to act adult.

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#91 Pixel-Pirate
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[QUOTE="Meat_Wad_Fan"]

Uhhhhh, so why did you accept a fight from him? If he really wanted to beat you up, he would have done it there.

DirtyHarry1988

I didn't accept. I said "Yeah whatever, not gonna stop me." but that was after I told him that I was not interested in his girlfriend. And yeah he could've beat me up there if he wanted to, but like I said he's an arrogant punk, so he wanted me to get 'owned' after preparing.

Call the cops and say he threatened you. ;)

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#92 Pixel-Pirate
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If you're close to defeat. punch his girlfriend in the face and run.SolidSnake35

My tip would be to bring a chair and then toss it into the crowd on onlookers.

Escape in the chaos.

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#93 worlock77
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1. Buy $3 combination lock

2. Buy $1 pair of socks

3. Put 1 into 2.

4. Store in backpack.

5. Ignore him and forget it ever happened.

6. If 3 months later he actually tries to fight you retrieve the "sock pummel" you created months back and beat him without mercy until he either retreats or stops moving.

Alter_Echo

Flawless victory?

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#94 Rekunta
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If he's set a date for the fight three months away, it's highly likely that he's wishing to appear tough in the moment (possibly in front of his GF and friends), and then hoping everyone will eventually forget about it. Then he keeps his pride and has shown he's going to do something without actually doing it. I mean, think about it: who in their right mind would allow someone they are going to fight to "train" for three months? That's not arrogance, that's cowardice masquerading as courage.

And if it does happen that he is not bluffing and really wishes to fight you, let it happen. Defend yourself as best as possible, then after all is said and done, report him to the police. He'll be charged with assault as an adult, and may very well be thrown out of university. Tell him you'll report it to the police and the Dean beforehand if he lays a finger on you.

You're not in Highschool anymore. There are better venues to take in situations like these.

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#95 worlock77
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If he's set a date for the fight three months away, it's highly likely that he's wishing to appear tough in the moment (possibly in front of his GF and friends), and then hoping everyone will eventually forget about it. Then he keeps his pride and has shown he's going to do something without actually doing it. I mean, think about it: who in their right mind would allow someone they are going to fight to "train" for three months? That's not arrogance, that's cowardice masquerading as courage.Rekunta

Exactly. A person who really wants to fight someone fights them then and there.

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#96 theG_man
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you have to film it and show us when it happens
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#97 Michael0134567
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normally i'd say kick his ass, but since you're not in high school anymore, i think it's time to be a little more mature than that. i got no suggestions

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Talk about it,or tell his mom?
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#98 -Big_Red-
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Attack, attack, attack.
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#99 -Big_Red-
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How much does he weigh TC?