So the girl i've been dreaming of walks towards me

So there i am, sitting in mcdonalds with a friend of mine, and BAAAM!!! The hottest girl in school(i've had a crush on her for 2 weeks now) walks towards me. So she is just standing next to our table, and i'm trying to think of something 'cool' to say, and it hits me. I ask the girl of she's hungry, and she says yes. And i just said, "do you want my big mac?"She replied by saying yes, and she ate it. The thing is, i had already eaten half of the big mac and she still ate it. She ate the big mac even though i had eaten half. She must really like me. Even my friend told me that she wants me, and i'm starting to think that too. Do you think she likes me??? If she didn't like me and thought i was ugly, she wouldn't have eaten the rest of that big mac, right??

:lol: She wants you bad ;)

Nice, dude. Her eating the rest of your burger is pretty much like kissing. Score!

I can imagine that conversation with her parents.

"So how did you two meet?"
"He gave me his big mac... *sigh*... it was so romantic..."

I'm thinking that she bummed half a free meal from you.

Grrr , What you do to get in a relationship with her is pick up the tray , whack it over her head till she knocked out and take her to the macdonlads bathroom , and due stuff to her vag vag, with your big mac. It must surely work since i heard good news about this technique but it has not work for me let since i just been doing it in kfc.

Do you think she likes me???batboy113

If she didn't like me and thought i was ugly, she wouldn't have eaten the rest of that big mac, right??

batboy113

Your doing it wrong! 8)Preppy_Jesus

If she burped it toally ment, "Wannna go out cutie ;)". If she didn't, give up.

things are looking good! She must want to have your beefy, juicy, big mac next. ;)

You should have offered her your fries as well

i thiink she just ate a free burger off of u. i think u should start talking to u. u will say hey she will be like do i know u? u will say u ate the rest of my burger at mcdonalds.xscott1018

[QUOTE="Preppy_Jesus"]Your doing it wrong! 8)Brainkiller05

Nice, dude. Her eating the rest of your burger is pretty much like kissing. Score!

Oleg_Huzwog

Oh batboy113, you stud.

Are you serious? thepwninator

This is batboy, he's deadly serious.

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Nice, dude. Her eating the rest of your burger is pretty much like kissing. Score!

thriteenthmonke

One step at a time. He's made fine progress after only two weeks.

The innuendo in this thread is killing me.

I'm pretty sure that's not any sort of indicator for whether she likes you. I share food with girls I'm not romantically interested in all the time, and they do the same. It's not that big a deal, and besides that, two weeks is kind of insignificant. Maybe I missed something, but it seems to me like you don't even really know her.

Should have touched her shoulder.

next you should ask her if she'd like to birth your children.

So there i am, sitting in mcdonalds with a friend of mine, and BAAAM!!! The hottest girl in school(i've had a crush on her for 2 weeks now) walks towards me. So she is just standing next to our table, and i'm trying to think of something 'cool' to say, and it hits me. I ask the girl of she's hungry, and she says yes. And i just said, "do you want my big mac?"She replied by saying yes, and she ate it. The thing is, i had already eaten half of the big mac and she still ate it. She ate the big mac even though i had eaten half. She must really like me. Even my friend told me that she wants me, and i'm starting to think that too. Do you think she likes me??? If she didn't like me and thought i was ugly, she wouldn't have eaten the rest of that big mac, right??

batboy113

This is the most adorable thing I've ever seen in OT :oops:

(i've had a crush on her for 2 weeks now)

batboy113

I was expecting you to say you liked her for about a year...

The innuendo in this thread is killing me.

esb1118

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So there i am, sitting in mcdonalds with a friend of mine, and BAAAM!!! The hottest girl in school(i've had a crush on her for 2 weeks now) walks towards me. So she is just standing next to our table, and i'm trying to think of something 'cool' to say, and it hits me. I ask the girl of she's hungry, and she says yes. And i just said, "do you want my big mac?"She replied by saying yes, and she ate it. The thing is, i had already eaten half of the big mac and she still ate it. She ate the big mac even though i had eaten half. She must really like me. Even my friend told me that she wants me, and i'm starting to think that too. Do you think she likes me??? If she didn't like me and thought i was ugly, she wouldn't have eaten the rest of that big mac, right??

effena

This is the most adorable thing I've ever seen in OT :oops:

[QUOTE="esb1118"]

The innuendo in this thread is killing me.

remmbermytitans

Such a strange coincidence!

Ok, so this kid is sitting in mcdonalds with a friend of his, and the BAAAM!!! I,being the hottest girl in school(I think he's had a crush on me for two weeks), walk towards him. So then I'm standing next to his table, and he's probably trying to think of something 'cool' to say when it hits him. He asks me if I'm hungry, and I say yes. And he just said, "do you want my big mac?" I replied by saying yes, and then ate it. The thing is, he had already eaten half of the mac and I still felt compelled to eat it. I ate the Big Mac even though he had eaten half. Do I really like him? I heard his friend tell him I like him, and I'm starting to think it too. Do you think I really like him???my sister

[spoiler] your turn [/spoiler]

So there i am, sitting in mcdonalds with a friend of mine, and BAAAM!!! The hottest girl in school(i've had a crush on her for 2 weeks now) walks towards me. So she is just standing next to our table, and i'm trying to think of something 'cool' to say, and it hits me. I ask the girl of she's hungry, and she says yes. And i just said, "do you want my big mac?"She replied by saying yes, and she ate it. The thing is, i had already eaten half of the big mac and she still ate it. She ate the big mac even though i had eaten half. She must really like me. Even my friend told me that she wants me, and i'm starting to think that too. Do you think she likes me??? If she didn't like me and thought i was ugly, she wouldn't have eaten the rest of that big mac, right??

batboy113

Make sure its KFC next time, you might get some leg and breast and afterwards you might have a bucket to put the greasy bone in ;)

All you have to say is, "Do you want my Big Mac?".

I've been missing the key to a womans heart - alas! Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, and onions on a sesame seed bun finally serves a purpose other than a delicious meal in a tidy cardboard box!

Forget flowers! Forget Chocolate!

"Here's my Big Mac, it's meaty and juicy just how you like it"

[QUOTE="effena"]

[QUOTE="batboy113"]

So there i am, sitting in mcdonalds with a friend of mine, and BAAAM!!! The hottest girl in school(i've had a crush on her for 2 weeks now) walks towards me. So she is just standing next to our table, and i'm trying to think of something 'cool' to say, and it hits me. I ask the girl of she's hungry, and she says yes. And i just said, "do you want my big mac?"She replied by saying yes, and she ate it. The thing is, i had already eaten half of the big mac and she still ate it. She ate the big mac even though i had eaten half. She must really like me. Even my friend told me that she wants me, and i'm starting to think that too. Do you think she likes me??? If she didn't like me and thought i was ugly, she wouldn't have eaten the rest of that big mac, right??

esb1118

This is the most adorable thing I've ever seen in OT

Does esb stand for "extremley sexy boy" :oops:

So there i am, sitting in mcdonalds with a friend of mine, and BAAAM!!! The hottest girl in school(i've had a crush on her for 2 weeks now) walks towards me. So she is just standing next to our table, and i'm trying to think of something 'cool' to say, and it hits me. I ask the girl of she's hungry, and she says yes. And i just said, "do you want my big mac?"She replied by saying yes, and she ate it. The thing is, i had already eaten half of the big mac and she still ate it. She ate the big mac even though i had eaten half. She must really like me. Even my friend told me that she wants me, and i'm starting to think that too. Do you think she likes me??? If she didn't like me and thought i was ugly, she wouldn't have eaten the rest of that big mac, right??

batboy113

Alright, am I the only one not in high school? 2 weeks now? That makes me laugh so much, good one!

Then you ask if she is hungry? If she has an brains she'd not even respond, as obviously she's hungry, she didn't want into McD's to rent a movie. Then you proceed to offer her your half eaten food and she ACCEPTED? One, it's nasty you were in McD's; two, it's 10 times more gross that she accepted and ate it.

But if she ate it, man, that takes some vaginal balls for her to do that... I think you have a decent chance.