So the girl i've been dreaming of walks towards me

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#51 Tjeremiah1988
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The thing is, i had already eaten half of the big mac and she still ate it. She ate the big mac even though i had eaten half. She must really like me.

batboy113

It means shes comfortable with putting things in her mouth...

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#52 surferdude17
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Grrr , What you do to get in a relationship with her is pick up the tray , whack it over her head till she knocked out and take her to the macdonlads bathroom , and due stuff to her vag vag, with your big mac. It must surely work since i heard good news about this technique but it has not work for me let since i just been doing it in kfc.

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That would be rape.
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#53 monkeymoose5000
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One very important question: Did she touch your shoulder?
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#54 McJugga
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She is just tricking you into walking through a park, then some gangsters will mug you.

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#55 Big_Bad_Sad
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She sounds like a classy gal.
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#56 VaguelyTagged
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pics or it didn't happen

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#57 Tjeremiah1988
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Listen next time you see tha girl jus tell her straight up. Be like yo miss, i love the way you boxed down my big mac yesturday, maybe we should do it again some time :DJJ_Productions
or: " Yo yo yo , I remember you. The other day you swallowed my Big-Mac. Listen, I already got this planned out. Meet me after school, we gonna order a #1 and we'll take it from there."
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#58 Mr_Leonis
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So the girl i've been dreaming of walks towards me and she wanted my ♪♪Big Mac, Filet o' Fish, Quarter Pounder, French Fries, Icy Cold Milkshakes, Sundaes & Apple Pies♪♪ :?

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#59 FatalFantasy206
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Kind of a goofy story, but yes, it appears she likes you, good for you.

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#60 6_volts
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:lol: Niiiiccceee.
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#61 msuspartan11
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Pics or she's not hot.
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#62 hamstergeddon
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:lol: If this was a joke friend that was awesome. If not :|. Then :lol: anyways
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#63 esb1118
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[QUOTE="esb1118"][QUOTE="effena"]

This is the most adorable thing I've ever seen in OT

effena

Then you haven't met me yet. :3

Does esb stand for "extremley sexy boy" :oops:

Damn you're good!
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#64 Doolz2024
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:lol: that was nice of you to share your half-eaten big mac :lol:
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#65 magnax1
Member since 2007 • 4605 Posts

Lol, this made me laugh. He cant be serious?! He got all that from her eating his half eaten hamburger?

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#66 smokingsbad
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I was waiting for your next thread....
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#67 CleanPlayer
Member since 2008 • 9822 Posts
And you **** in your pants! haha, I think she just likes Mcdonald's.
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#68 dodgerblue13
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Tell her you've a Whopper for her if she comes over on Friday night. heyo.
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#69 dodgerblue13
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Pics or she's not hot.msuspartan11
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#70 -FlyLo-
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She ate half your big mac, she wants to **** you sooo bad. And I'm not even being sarcastic.

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#72 pspdseagle
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Man this is kinda sad, she must be really hot... I feel sorry for you :P Taken away...
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#73 Rikusaki
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That's so cute. I wish that would happen to me. :cry:

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#74 StaticPenguin
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Was I the only one hoping to enter this topic and see the TC say something like "and I j---ed in my pants..."?

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#75 savetehhaloz
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Grrr , What you do to get in a relationship with her is pick up the tray , whack it over her head till she knocked out and take her to the macdonlads bathroom , and due stuff to her vag vag, with your big mac. It must surely work since i heard good news about this technique but it has not work for me let since i just been doing it in kfc.

EvilSteveo
LOLOLOLOL
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#76 esb1118
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Was I the only one hoping to enter this topic and see the TC say something like "and I j---ed in my pants..."?

Raikoh_

Prepubescence is a ****

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#77 lolwotrickroll
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I hope that never actually happened TC... or that you're not being serious... lulz
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#79 sinistergoggles
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:lol:

Yeah, she wants you badly.

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#80 Montaya
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#81 th3warr1or
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HIgh school romances are so darn cute!Infinite-Zr0
Totally, I wish I had those experiences.. :(
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#82 Chiddaling
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Yay batboy is back with his awesome stories! :D Nah, she just wanted a free burger, not 'cha. ;)
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#83 pierst179
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She obviously used her beauty to get your free big mac.

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#84 kemar7856
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So there i am, sitting in mcdonalds with a friend of mine, and BAAAM!!! The hottest girl in school(i've had a crush on her for 2 weeks now) walks towards me. So she is just standing next to our table, and i'm trying to think of something 'cool' to say, and it hits me. I ask the girl of she's hungry, and she says yes. And i just said, "do you want my big mac?"She replied by saying yes, and she ate it. The thing is, i had already eaten half of the big mac and she still ate it. She ate the big mac even though i had eaten half. She must really like me. Even my friend told me that she wants me, and i'm starting to think that too. Do you think she likes me??? If she didn't like me and thought i was ugly, she wouldn't have eaten the rest of that big mac, right??

batboy113
I think she was just hungry and wanted to save her money
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#85 kiniky
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I'm thinking that she bummed half a free meal from you.

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haha smart girl
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#86 Omega_Zero69
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she was all over you dude
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#87 swoovel
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She ate your big mac??? no waiiii, she loves you seriously though, I think you're exaggerating a tad
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#88 TirOrn
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She can has BigMac. This thread has so much win in one small little package.

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#89 viva_hate
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She obviously used her beauty to get your free big mac.

Pierst179

Typically feminine... Why must we be so weak? :cry:

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#90 Niff_T
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Welcome back batboy113. :DAirGuitarist87

Ha ha, yeah, batboy strikes again.

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#91 Got_to_go
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Time for the next logical step, propose to her.

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#92 Pyro767
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Wow, does this mean that anyone who eats your hamburger has digs you? 'Cause if it does, I have to go get a crap of burgers man. Easy action from whatever chick I want.

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#93 ShotGunBunny
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OR you could have just said "Hey, how are you?" P.S.: "i'm trying to think of something 'cool' to say" is the part where you failed. Don't try to be someone you're not, and be a little more spontanious. Or at least, that's what I would have done.
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#94 Faber_Fighter
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Grrr , What you do to get in a relationship with her is pick up the tray , whack it over her head till she knocked out and take her to the macdonlads bathroom , and due stuff to her vag vag, with your big mac. It must surely work since i heard good news about this technique but it has not work for me let since i just been doing it in kfc.

EvilSteveo

Ohhh, kay. :shock:..

And i doubt she likes you, otherwise she would've said something more. If anything, she's using you for a free meal ;)

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#95 Kenny789
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Dang it! I've had girls take fries from me at McDonalds before and I got annoyed when I should've been honored! All those girls that wanted me bad..... what a waste :cry: Also all the girls that took some crisps from me.....

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#96 Skeleton--Man
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Dang it! I've had girls take fries from me at McDonalds before and I got annoyed when I should've been honored! All those girls that wanted me bad..... what a waste :cry: Also all the girls that took some crisps from me.....

Kenny789

Cant you not see your mistakes... it MUST be a big mac:roll:

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#97 Kenny789
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[QUOTE="Kenny789"]

Dang it! I've had girls take fries from me at McDonalds before and I got annoyed when I should've been honored! All those girls that wanted me bad..... what a waste :cry: Also all the girls that took some crisps from me.....

Skeleton--Man

Cant you not see your mistakes... it MUST be a big mac:roll:

Of course! I'm such a fool! Thanks Skeleton--Man :)

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#98 CreepingDeath_
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Next time see her in McDonalds offer her more than a Big Mac.
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#99 Ninja-Hippo
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And they say romance is dead? :P
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#100 Skeleton--Man
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[QUOTE="Skeleton--Man"]

[QUOTE="Kenny789"]

Dang it! I've had girls take fries from me at McDonalds before and I got annoyed when I should've been honored! All those girls that wanted me bad..... what a waste :cry: Also all the girls that took some crisps from me.....

Kenny789

Cant you not see your mistakes... it MUST be a big mac:roll:

Of course! I'm such a fool! Thanks Skeleton--Man :)

no problem ;)