[QUOTE="Deihjan"]Batboy does it again :lol: You've liked her for two weeks, and you sound like you wanna marry her. :lol: Oh god, I love you, dude, I really do :lol: Batboy, *taps shoulder*, it appears that someone has a crush on yew. :oops:
you then should've said "you want some of my... little mac *winkwink*" If she says yes, score! if she gets grossed out, explain to her you were just talking about Punchout!! ;)
[QUOTE="Genetic_Code"][QUOTE="Deihjan"]Batboy does it again :lol: You've liked her for two weeks, and you sound like you wanna marry her. :lol: Oh god, I love you, dude, I really do :lol: Batboy, *taps shoulder*, it appears that someone has a crush on yew. :oops: Awh hell no! I only go for older men, not toddlers...
So there i am, sitting in mcdonalds with a friend of mine, and BAAAM!!! The hottest girl in school(i've had a crush on her for 2 weeks now) walks towards me. So she is just standing next to our table, and i'm trying to think of something 'cool' to say, and it hits me. I ask the girl of she's hungry, and she says yes. And i just said, "do you want my big mac?"She replied by saying yes, and she ate it. The thing is, i had already eaten half of the big mac and she still ate it. She ate the big mac even though i had eaten half. She must really like me. Even my friend told me that she wants me, and i'm starting to think that too. Do you think she likes me??? If she didn't like me and thought i was ugly, she wouldn't have eaten the rest of that big mac, right??
batboy113
That's almost like that movie of those 2 dogs sharing their spaggettis, but yeah man maybe she does give it a try befire is too late.
[QUOTE="thepwninator"]A crush for two weeks? Are you serious? A two week crush and a shared hamburger (from McDonald's, no less) are not sufficient for the beginnings of a relationship. lul wut? Sounds like they should be making marriage preparations.
So there i am, sitting in mcdonalds with a friend of mine, and BAAAM!!! The hottest girl in school(i've had a crush on her for 2 weeks now) walks towards me. So she is just standing next to our table, and i'm trying to think of something 'cool' to say, and it hits me. I ask the girl of she's hungry, and she says yes. And i just said, "do you want my big mac?"She replied by saying yes, and she ate it. The thing is, i had already eaten half of the big mac and she still ate it. She ate the big mac even though i had eaten half. She must really like me. Even my friend told me that she wants me, and i'm starting to think that too. Do you think she likes me??? If she didn't like me and thought i was ugly, she wouldn't have eaten the rest of that big mac, right??
batboy113
Sorry dude, I don't think she likes you at all. She just wanted your food.
[QUOTE="Deihjan"][QUOTE="Genetic_Code"][QUOTE="Deihjan"]Batboy does it again :lol: You've liked her for two weeks, and you sound like you wanna marry her. :lol: Oh god, I love you, dude, I really do :lol: Batboy, *taps shoulder*, it appears that someone has a crush on yew. :oops: Awh hell no! I only go for older men, not toddlers... Oh Snap!
A similar experience happened to me... I was at a McDonald's, getting some food to go. I started eating my quarter pounder (with cheese) as I was leaving, and there was a bum sitting on the sidewalk like 20 feet from the door. I was about 3 bites in by the time I reached him, but I didn't have any change on me. So I asked him if he wanted the rest of my QP, he said yes...Looked longfully into my eyes and then took the burger from my hands. Our fingers touched, ever so gently, and it was like magic.
So there i am, sitting in mcdonalds with a friend of mine, and BAAAM!!! The hottest girl in school(i've had a crush on her for 2 weeks now) walks towards me. So she is just standing next to our table, and i'm trying to think of something 'cool' to say, and it hits me. I ask the girl of she's hungry, and she says yes. And i just said, "do you want my big mac?"She replied by saying yes, and she ate it. The thing is, i had already eaten half of the big mac and she still ate it. She ate the big mac even though i had eaten half. She must really like me. Even my friend told me that she wants me, and i'm starting to think that too. Do you think she likes me??? If she didn't like me and thought i was ugly, she wouldn't have eaten the rest of that big mac, right??
batboy113
Not necessarily. She is probably some big fat girl who will eat any big mac she get's a chance to!
A similar experience happened to me... I was at a McDonald's, getting some food to go. I started eating my quarter pounder (with cheese) as I was leaving, and there was a bum sitting on the sidewalk like 20 feet from the door. I was about 3 bites in by the time I reached him, but I didn't have any change on me. So I asked him if he wanted the rest of my QP, he said yes...Looked longfully into my eyes and then took the burger from my hands. Our fingers touched, ever so gently, and it was like magic.spazzx625
Word of caution. If she eats a half eatten hamburger from someone she hardly know then this should raise a red flag. It tells you alot about her character, which at this point doesn't look too good. Who in their right mind would eat a half eatten hamburger from someone they hardly know? This should give you a glimpse to her inner self. Personally, I think she may be a wackadoo and maybe a little screwed up inside.
But, if its only the outside shell your interested in and not a real relationship then go for it.
So there i am, sitting in mcdonalds with a friend of mine, and BAAAM!!! The hottest girl in school(i've had a crush on her for 2 weeks now) walks towards me. So she is just standing next to our table, and i'm trying to think of something 'cool' to say, and it hits me. I ask the girl of she's hungry, and she says yes. And i just said, "do you want my big mac?"She replied by saying yes, and she ate it. The thing is, i had already eaten half of the big mac and she still ate it. She ate the big mac even though i had eaten half. She must really like me. Even my friend told me that she wants me, and i'm starting to think that too. Do you think she likes me??? If she didn't like me and thought i was ugly, she wouldn't have eaten the rest of that big mac, right??
JimCarreyForYou
That's almost like that movie of those 2 dogs sharing their spaggettis, but yeah man maybe she does give it a try befire is too late. Lady and the Tramp
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