Someone is robbing your place, how will you deal with it?

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#51 Zaibach
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Stabby stab stab. :)ferret-gamer
Youre insane arent you? *cowers in fear*

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#52 Dark_Knight6
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I'd use a ****ing sword.

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#53 Zaibach
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I would seize the opportunity to test out my prototype chainsaw bayonette:)

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#54 Wet_Sand
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I LOL when someone simply says "I'd break his arm" or "I'd kill him." How would you plan to do this? The guy would most likely be armed.
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#55 Anthony01355
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Start shooting at the floating tv.

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#56 Arctic_Grillz
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I LOL when someone simply says "I'd break his arm" or "I'd kill him." How would you plan to do this? The guy would most likely be armed.Wet_Sand
Carry a chair and smack him or shoot him, or do a sneak attack.
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#57 deactivated-5cf4b2c19c4ab
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[QUOTE="ferret-gamer"]Stabby stab stab. :)Zaibach

Youre insane arent you? *cowers in fear*

Well......
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#58 WeaponXY
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If they didn't know I was there I would probably just call the cops. I don't think I would fight back to be honest, you don't know if they've got a gun or not.

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#59 theone86
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Actually, I'd try to talk to them. I'd start out by trying to reason with them, but if that didn't work I'd try to work out a compromise, get them to take some of the things that never get used in exchange for leaving stuff that I really need like my computer.

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#60 Arctic_Grillz
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Actually, I'd try to talk to them. I'd start out by trying to reason with them, but if that didn't work I'd try to work out a compromise, get them to take some of the things that never get used in exchange for leaving stuff that I really need like my computer.

theone86
What if they try to go after you when you talk to them?
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#61 Hoggerable
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I'd probably stealth, equip my trusty dagger then backstab his arse. Then some good ol' tea baggin'.
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#62 Bloodseeker23
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I will break them apart, oh yes I will.
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#63 Wings_008
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it happen to me once, thiefs are very scared so when they see you, they will just run away i once caught a thief at my grandparents house, i thought it was a bat or something so i brought a broom, turned out it was a guy trying to escape from the window after he heard me coming i just stood there as he ran like hell empty handed
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#64 105506
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Just end him/her

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#65 jer_1
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I sleep with a .40 cal pistol right next to my bed. I would immediately try and unload on the idiot or idiots. Making sure he/she doesn't survive to make it out the door, don't want to sued you know...

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#66 Rec-neps
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I have tresspasswers will be shot on my front and back door. You come in my home unannounced and you risk your life.

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#67 deactivated-57e5de5e137a4
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I'll roll across the hall out of my bedroom going all pew' pew'. He'll be all like "naw dude I'm just taking your possessions" then I'll say it's scum like you that make me cry at night pew' pew'. At which point he will put his arm around me, comforting me and then tell me that I won't have to cry any more.
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#68 flipin_jackass
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I have a bat by my bed... but since I'm in Canada, I'm not allowed to kill him. No fun.
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#69 Rec-neps
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Actually, I'd try to talk to them. I'd start out by trying to reason with them, but if that didn't work I'd try to work out a compromise, get them to take some of the things that never get used in exchange for leaving stuff that I really need like my computer.

theone86

After they find out you would compromise and give them free stuff is when they call their buddies up and tell them, "Hey I found this wuss that gives me free stuff if you come in his home." If you compromise, in the way you put it, your opening yourself up to a whole world of hurt. Now if you want to compromise by saying get out or I'll F'n shoot you in the head then go ahead.

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#70 Wings_008
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Just end him/her

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i don't think he deserve to die because he robbed you
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#71 dreamdude
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Offer him a sandwhich and see if he wants to play video games with me.

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#72 KcurtorMas
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Cut his right arm off. Let him go. The arm stays.

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#74 ayanami_rei
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Well, I still have my batons, so a good "WHACK" across the head might force him into unconsciousness until the cops show up...
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#75 MOSSBERG_E-Rock
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Definately get a gun and I wouldn't point one at someone and not use it for the intended purpose.

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#76 xionvalkyrie
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Paralyze him from the waist down.

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#77 flyingbirdman
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hmm prolly tazer his face till he's out then call the cops

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#78 br0kenrabbit
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Same thing I did when it happened before: Shoot em.

In this state I have that right (Castle Doctrine) and I don't have to retreat. If you're illegally in my house and I see you, you're going to be huritng/dieing AND getting sued for whatever damage you/your blood causes.

I avoid stepping on insects when I walk, because I don't want to kill anything uneccesarrily. But when it comes to people who will break and enter and feel they have a right to my stuff, I won't lose any sleep over whatever happens to them.

And yes, my stuff > their lives, becuase I won't miss them but I will miss my stuff.

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#79 imthemostwanted
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grab the baseball bat, start swinging
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#80 shoot-first
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Shoot him in the face. KHAndAnime

This seems like an excellent solution.

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#81 br0kenrabbit
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A human life is never worth a possetion even if that human being is a bottom feeding scum sucker of sociaty.kandoriasu2

Some people should die, that's just unconcious knowledge.

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#82 yagr_zero
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Why I'd ban him or her!
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#83 KcurtorMas
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Why I'd ban him or her!Yagr_Zero

So...BanHammers are REAL?? :?

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#84 SunofVich
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If he was armed, I would shoot him.

If he was unarmed I would say "You broke into the wrong f****** house, mother f*****." and then i would shoot him.

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#85 thequietguy
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I would ask them why they are stealing my stuff, then try to sort out their problems and make a peaceful resolution. If they don't cooperate with my offer for helpo and guidance, I'll then just go to Plan B: bash their effin face in.
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#86 deactivated-5d0e4d67d0988
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Don't you know, everyone on gamespot is a stone cold killer and will kill the criminal first chance they get witha perfect head shot and then won't ever feel guilty about it.

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#87 killer336
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A human life is never worth a possetion even if that human being is a bottom feeding scum sucker of sociaty. I personally would knock him or her out (being that i am all about equal rights for woman and treat them equally), and hog tie them with zip ties, duck tape them to the nearest light post making sure they are well gagged, and finally call the police 3 to 4 hours later. Also making sure I take plenty of photos and post them to every popular web sharing site. Everyone is intitled to their 15 min of fame.kandoriasu2
best post in this thread
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#88 Arctic_Grillz
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[QUOTE="SunofVich"]

If he was armed, I would shoot him.

If he was unarmed I would say "You broke into the wrong f****** house, mother f*****." and then i would shoot him.

LOL so he still gonna end up shot.
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#89 Vesica_Prime
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Armed with a gun: Shoot him until he is either dead or can't fight back. Hey its either you or me buddy.

Armed with some other weapon (e.g crowbar): Incapacitate him.

Unarmed: Subdue him and lock him in a broom closet/some other space till the police comes.

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#90 Teenaged
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I'd just take a frying pan or something and hit them in the head. Why kill them? :?

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#91 Big_Bad_Sad
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Change my underwear then call the cops
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#92 kweeni
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cut off his head
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#93 sub-raid
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So If you catch a thief stealing your possessions....will you beat him or take his/her life away? lets just say you dont know if he is armed or not because he doesnt see you coming, Ill definitely take their life away..no 2nd chance!

Arctic_Grillz
If you can beat them and tie him up or anything it's better. I mean you won't forget this moment all your life if you kill him.
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#94 Arctic_Grillz
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[QUOTE="sub-raid"][QUOTE="Arctic_Grillz"]

So If you catch a thief stealing your possessions....will you beat him or take his/her life away? lets just say you dont know if he is armed or not because he doesnt see you coming, Ill definitely take their life away..no 2nd chance!

If you can beat them and tie him up or anything it's better. I mean you won't forget this moment all your life if you kill him.

Well, once a thief enters my place..he should know the fact that he is dancing with the devil. What if I was the One who got killed? or my family got killed or raped....I wont forget that moment too.
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#95 jimmyjammer69
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Quietly call a couple of neighbours to be waiting outside, ready for him. Then I'd call the police.
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#96 Severed_Hand
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i'll pull a Charlie Harper and call "the guy" to take care of it for me.
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#97 Fandangle
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Nothing everything is insured for more than its worth

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#98 GPAddict
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Shoot to kill, oh wait I don't have a gun.

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#99 crazygamer1
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[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

[QUOTE="CreasianDevaili"][QUOTE="Pirate700"]

You mean like my "Insured by Smith & Wesson" window sticker? :lol:

Yep. My uncle had one similiar, and I had one when I lived there. I live in the city now so it isnt the same but.. I forgot his but it was quite direct =)

I like the one that says "We don't dial 911" and there's a picture of a gun underneith. :lol:

I have that one :D It's a wooden sign with "We don't call 911" and a revolver carved below that :P
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#100 BlinDShoT95
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ill beat them till there concious...

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Best quote ever.

Let's just say, they wouldn't make it very far if they were robbing me :P