Someone is robbing your place, how will you deal with it?

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#101 CaptainSchwamm
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I'd go up to him and be like: "oh hey, do you need help lifting that? Yeah that's a great TV..."
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#102 RiseAgainst12
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A bat to the face. And seeing as guns aren't readily available here.. the chances of them being armed are very slim. Those with guns will use them to rob something more than a house.

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#103 BiancaDK
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In a calm tone, explain to him who i am.
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#104 DigitalExile
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In a calm tone, explain to him who i am.BiancaDK
Who are you?

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#105 deactivated-5d3f5f1ece8fb
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I would confront him with one of my shotguns. If he runs I would let him go. If he charges me or pulls a gun I would put a slug through his chest.

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#106 Crimsader
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Will beat him up then rob him.

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#107 mattykovax
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You ever wonder where people who just vanish off the face of the earth end up? Break into my house and you can find out......
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#108 drufeous
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If they are robbing my house and I don't know if they are armed or not, I'm going to assume that they are armed. Not taking a chance and they are getting a bullet or 3. And not because they are stealing my things but because there will come a time during the robbery that they become aware that someone is in the house and who knows how they might react. A matter of protecting my family and myself, not my property.

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#109 Flamecommando
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If they didn't see me coming i'd use something to knock him out. Otherwise a gun.

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#110 Big_Bad_Sad
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I'd love to see what half of the people who said they'd knock him out do if it really happened. Probably curl up in a closet and piss themselves in fear.
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#111 bluezy
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I like to think I'd attack them with something.
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#112 Arctic_Grillz
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I might hit them with a frying pan if I have a chance...I always wanted to hit somebody with a frying pan in the face.
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#113 BiancaDK
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I'd love to see what half of the people who said they'd knock him out do if it really happened. Probably curl up in a closet and piss themselves in fear.Big_Bad_Sad
If your theory holds true, you get to watch 30-40-odd teenagers urinate themselves. What could you possibly benefit from, observing that? :P
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#114 RiseAgainst12
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[QUOTE="Big_Bad_Sad"]I'd love to see what half of the people who said they'd knock him out do if it really happened. Probably curl up in a closet and piss themselves in fear.BiancaDK
If your theory holds true, you get to watch 30-40-odd teenagers urinate themselves. What could you possibly benefit from, observing that? :P

Lots of laughs?
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#115 aaronmullan
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Drop kick to the face.
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#116 Flamecommando
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I'd love to see what half of the people who said they'd knock him out do if it really happened. Probably curl up in a closet and piss themselves in fear.Big_Bad_Sad

That they would. And again after they come out and see everything missing.

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#117 Big_Bad_Sad
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[QUOTE="Big_Bad_Sad"]I'd love to see what half of the people who said they'd knock him out do if it really happened. Probably curl up in a closet and piss themselves in fear.BiancaDK
If your theory holds true, you get to watch 30-40-odd teenagers urinate themselves. What could you possibly benefit from, observing that? :P

I get my kicks from some strange things in this world.
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"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my TV go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."

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#119 x8VXU6
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beat the crap out of them

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#120 b1lal
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Beat him up. Make him suffer.
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#121 l4dak47
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take my rifle and shoot them in the leg or shoulder....and if i have to, kill them

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#122 tocklestein2005
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Try to club em with something.

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#123 Dystopian-X
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I'd call the police, I'm not an skilled vigilante like 99% of the internet. :'(

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#124 mhh91
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I'd kill him,no regrets,no second chances
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#125 BiancaDK
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I'd kill him,no regrets,no second chancesmhh91

´atta boy =D

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#126 Dragoran123
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Lie in the feutus position while whispering "photosythesis" to myself until the robber creeps out and runs away.

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#127 cpo335
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I'd eat him. HAHAHA ALIVE YES EAT HIM ALIVE THEN BURY THE BONES!
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#128 needled24-7
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grab one of my baseball bats, call 911, and after i call 911, before the police arrive, quietly sneak around the house and see what i can do

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#129 rjxtian
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Those of you killing an unarmed intruder, might find yourself facing a charge of 1st degree murder in some states. If you just wound an unarmed intruder, you might find yourself involved in a civil suit.

I would recommend that everyone find out what their State Law is re : the "Castle Doctrine".

A reasonable assumption to start with, is that force likely to cause death or great bodily harm is justified in self-defense only if a person reasonably believes that such force is necessary to prevent death or great bodily harm.

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#130 JC346
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Break his legs with a baseball bat. Then call the police.
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#131 mattykovax
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[QUOTE="rjxtian"]

Those of you killing an unarmed intruder, might find yourself facing a charge of 1st degree murder in some states. If you just wound an unarmed intruder, you might find yourself involved in a civil suit.

I would recommend that everyone find out what their State Law is re : the "Castle Doctrine".

A reasonable assumption to start with, is that force likely to cause death or great bodily harm is justified in self-defense only if a person reasonably believes that such force is necessary to prevent death or great bodily harm.

Who said I would call the cops when I was done? They might just dissapear.
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#132 tocool340
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Throw on my ninja outfit and stalk them around the house until the touch something they don't need to be touching. Then I end their life as swiftly as possible....

I'd called the cops first by the way...

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#133 Big_Bad_Sad
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I'd kill him,no regrets,no second chancesmhh91
I'd love to see that.
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#134 Darth-Caedus
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Blast a song by BrokenCYDE, dude would drop everything he was trying to take and run for his sanity.:P
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#135 Tropicalshower
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I would run away (I'm not too good with confrontation) besides I have insurance(that takes care of any stolen properties :P)

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#136 12345678ew
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hahahhaha. i have my pyro 1 license. theres 250 pounds of 1.0 explosive in a shed in my backyard, about 50 8 inch mortar shells, and all sorts of chemicals, including small balls of dried nitrogen triiodide. i'd just throw one at him then call the cops.

oh, btw, nitrogen triiodide is a compound that can be detonated by impact, is about 2/3 as powerful as black powder, and is only legal with a pyro 2 or better license. (the pyro licenses start at 3 and go down to 1)

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#137 Tropicalshower
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hahahhaha. i have my pyro 1 license. theres 250 pounds of 1.0 explosive in a shed in my backyard, about 50 8 inch mortar shells, and all sorts of chemicals, including small balls of dried nitrogen triiodide. i'd just throw one at him then call the cops.

oh, btw, nitrogen triiodide is a compound that can be detonated by impact, is about 2/3 as powerful as black powder, and is only legal with a pyro 2 or better license. (the pyro licenses start at 3 and go down to 1)

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#138 Solid_Tango
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If it is a dude then i ll probably beat him with my tennis raquet and call the cops, but if it was a hot swedish blond, then... well i cant post it :P
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#139 Anti-Venom
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Id help him rob my own house
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#140 Jamiemydearx3
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I would probably smash in his legs with a bat..Then call the cops. You can't exactly get away with killing this guy, legally.

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#141 Big_Bad_Sad
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Id help him rob my own houseAnti-Venom
Then claim on the insurance? You win, the burglar wins, America wins.
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#142 Wolls
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This is what rounders bats are made for :D

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#143 Mercenary848
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Call the cops, and only subdue if I know I could. I do not own any firearms.

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#144 EvilSteveo
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If i kill him and get caught i would go to jail. I guess i would just bury the body and never tell of it.

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#145 mohfrontline
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grab my Glock .45 shoot the guy call the cops. If he's in my house, I'm shooting him. Whether it kills him or not, he's still getting shot.
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#146 ghoklebutter
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Get any weapon I can find, hold him/her at weapon-point, and call the cops.

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#147 theone86
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I'd ask him to steal my family's possessions and promise not to call the cops in exchange for leaving my stuff alone.

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#148 applesxc47
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I would my set my phone alarm for 30 seconds and hide in my wardrobe, when they come to check it out I whack them over the head with my cricket bat.