Stupidest Thing You've Heard *Girl Edition*

1) Girl: "Wow! Biggy Smallz is really good! We should see him in concert!"

2) Different Girl (Freshmen year): (Someone had a frozen water bottle) How do they get the ice in the water bottle?

3) In chemistry we were talking about when you open a soda can, it pops because all the gas is escaping. Same girl as #1 says: "Is it true that before they close the soda can, a person makes a popping sound in the can, and the sound gets trapped in the can? So when you open it, you hear the pop."

I am serious. Both highschool girls.

Referring to a big cat: " Seriously, it was the size of a moo cow."

But beyond that, I once saw a girl walk into a window once. Not a full size one either, but a regular school window.

" If you're "made" in another country but born in the US, are you still a US citizen? "

" If you're "made" in another country but born in the US, are you still a US citizen? "

peeviness

Lmfao.

" If you're "made" in another country but born in the US, are you still a US citizen? "

peeviness

1. Christoper Columbus was the first president.

2. Wait! Wasn't Hurricane Katrina a bomb?

3. Columbus sailed the ocean blue in 1942.

4. Guy: I just saw the Fantastic Four. It sucked.

Girl: Oh, I've never seen Fantastics 1, 2, or 3.

5. Wait! Isn't Ohio in Cincinnati?

The first four were the same girl. Depressing, no? :|

1. Christoper Columbus was the first president.

2. Wait! Wasn't Hurricane Katrina a bomb?

3. Columbus sailed the ocean blue in 1942.

4. Guy: I just saw the Fantastic Four. It sucked.

Girl: Oh, I've never seen Fantastics 1, 2, or 3.

5. Wait! Isn't Ohio in Cincinnati?

The first four were the same girl. Depressing, no? :|

Dark_Knight6

Last semester a girl in my history class asked the professor "Isn't Massachusetts that island south of Florida?". Woke me up from a wonderful nap.

I'll say the same thing I always do in these threads, "You're black and you can do math?"

"If black people liked to work, then why did they complain about slavery?"Parandrus

[QUOTE="Parandrus"]"If black people liked to work, then why did they complain about slavery?"AirGuitarist87

I can't think of any at the moment, but thread is amazing :lol:

C'mon guys, these have got to be fake. Not a single girl would be dumb enough to say such things...or would they be?

A girl was talking agaisnt blond steryotypes and said that Renée Zellweger plays smart blonds in her movies, the only problem is.

This girl in science class last week: "Wait, we're in a recession?"

"I swear, the watermelon just EXPLODED! It was like someone put a bomb inside and the watermelon IMPLODED!" I laughed hard.

Oh and this

Oh man...

"Do they take Canadian money in Quebec?" "But E isn't a letter of the alphabet."

(While watching The Day After Tomorrow) "Is this based on a true story?"
(In math, the teacher threw a pencil in the air and said "If you blink you'll miss it, but it stops for a split second before it comes down.") "It didn't look like it stopped."

There is nothing on God's green earth more clueless than a dumb girl. What makes it more funny is how inocent they sound when they ask a stupid-ass question. The dumber the question, the sweeter they try to sound. It's like they know they're dumb as hell. :lol:

Pirate700

Yeah, I've noticed that. As if making themselves sound more innocent will make me not hate them as much. :lol:

[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

There is nothing on God's green earth more clueless than a dumb girl. What makes it more funny is how inocent they sound when they ask a stupid-ass question. The dumber the question, the sweeter they try to sound. It's like they know they're dumb as hell. :lol:

Dark_Knight6

Yeah, I've noticed that. As if making themselves sound more innocent will make me not hate them as much. :lol:

C'mon guys, these have got to be fake. Not a single girl would be dumb enough to say such things...or would they be?

magitekk

And what if they look like paris hilton? makes me sad to be female :lol:Deihjan

This girl is one of those types, actually. She's got the stupid platinum hair and the disgusting orange spray tan. God, what makes them think that's attractive?

[QUOTE="Pirate700"]

There is nothing on God's green earth more clueless than a dumb girl. What makes it more funny is how inocent they sound when they ask a stupid-ass question. The dumber the question, the sweeter they try to sound. It's like they know they're dumb as hell. :lol:

Dark_Knight6

Yeah, I've noticed that. As if making themselves sound more innocent will make me not hate them as much. :lol:

This was back a few years ago in my 11th grade history class:

"What do the stars on the flag mean?"

[QUOTE="Deihjan"]And what if they look like paris hilton? makes me sad to be female :lol:Dark_Knight6

This girl is one of those types, actually. She's got the stupid platinum hair and the disgusting orange spray tan. God, what makes them think that's attractive?

*Girl spins rapidly* Girl: I'm dizzy. Guy: Spin the opposite way. It makes you undizzy. (Joking) Girl: Does that really work?awesomeface

Wooowww XD

After she fell on the ground and lay there for a while:

"I think I just broke my ankle, my thigh really hurts!"

[QUOTE="Dark_Knight6"]

[QUOTE="Deihjan"]And what if they look like paris hilton? makes me sad to be female :lol:Deihjan

This girl is one of those types, actually. She's got the stupid platinum hair and the disgusting orange spray tan. God, what makes them think that's attractive?

I was walking downtown with my roommates last year when I overheard this tidbit of a conversation from two people (who may have been slightly intoxicated):

Guy: "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot"

Girl: "That's why we send the space ship during winter."

" If you're "made" in another country but born in the US, are you still a US citizen? "

peeviness

lolwut? how does that make any sense :lol:

I was walking downtown with my roommates last year when I overheard this tidbit of a conversation from two people (who may have been slightly intoxicated):

Guy: "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot"

Girl: "That's why we send the space ship during winter."

uhoh_hotdogs

*Girl spins rapidly* Girl: I'm dizzy. Guy: Spin the opposite way. It makes you undizzy. (Joking) Girl: Does that really work?awesomeface

"How I get to stormwind?!" Level 1 noob human warrior already in stormwind *D'oh* "Why can't I move?" a dead player I was grouping with. Got so many. But I got no dumb girls, because me and my friends aren't stupid. :|Deihjan

You have to get out more. :D

[QUOTE="Deihjan"]"How I get to stormwind?!" Level 1 noob human warrior already in stormwind *D'oh* "Why can't I move?" a dead player I was grouping with. Got so many. But I got no dumb girls, because me and my friends aren't stupid. :|awssk8er716

You have to get out more. :D