Stupidest Thing You've Heard *Girl Edition*

Me:Haha Obama gave the Queen of England an iPod. He must be the worst gift giver of all time.

Girl: England has a queen?

We were in science, on the 2nd floor, and there was a fire drill about to happen, and this girl yelled "DO WE HAVE TO GO DOWN THE STAIRS!?!?!?"
Same girl, in an HONORS English course "ISn't Shakespere French?"
Different girl on a feild trip (said to her friends): "Lets take turns using the back seat so we can change" (Not dumb in a since, but seeing how we (as in, me and my guy friends) were right in front of them, not the wisest decision.)

Was malcom X black?

Me:Haha Obama gave the Queen of England an iPod. He must be the worst gift giver of all time.

Girl: England has a queen?

Serraph105

No ****ing way! :|

Girl I work with: "Who is Barack Obamo?"

a friend of mine was sick for two days and them went back to school when this conversation took place

Girl: So y were u gone for two days?

Guy: (Jokingly) I had 2 day cancer

Girl: seroiously?

He said everyone that heard it literally either bursted out laughing or face palmed

[QUOTE="awesomeface"]*Girl spins rapidly* Girl: I'm dizzy. Guy: Spin the opposite way. It makes you undizzy. (Joking) Girl: Does that really work?jamejame

Thank god. I thought i just fell into the stupid category.

An ex-GF suggested my birthday be Sex and the City themed. Beat that.D3nnyCrane

Well now we know why she's an ex. :P

[QUOTE="Serraph105"]

Me:Haha Obama gave the Queen of England an iPod. He must be the worst gift giver of all time.

Girl: England has a queen?

No ****ing way! :|

Not something really stupid but it was funny :P My friend was asking why my other friend was tall.

Girl: Why is he so tall?
Me: He does this a lot (Does masturbating hand motion)
Friends: (laugh)
Girl: Huh? What's that?
Me: Uhm..... nevermind you don't need to know, it's just something stupid.
Girl: No cmon! Please tell me! I want to know!

It was funny because she's really innocent and cute :P You could talk about sex in front of her and she wouldn't know what you're talking about haha.

Girl: I hate school.

Me: What do you want to be when your older?

Girl: A doctor or a lawyer.

" If you're "made" in another country but born in the US, are you still a US citizen? "

peeviness

:lol:This thread is full of awesome. I've heard some great ones that I can't remember now.:(

........here's one that I do:

(When me and my friend were debating astronomy theories in math class)

Blonde Chearleader:"So are you guys going to be space men?"

"Twilight that book was awesome" End of discussion :P.lucky326

Same thing happened to me.

I can't remember anything as of now

i heard a girl ask "when boys pee and they don't hold it, does it go crazy like a fire hose?" this was in 9th grade.

just remembered another one. my 11th grade english teacher asked the class "who thinks we should stop women suffrage?" most of the girls raised their hands, then the teacher called them all stupid.

I'll say the same thing I always do, since it's just so stupid to me. A girl in my history class asked my teacher "In World War Two, why didn't the soldiers just hit the bullets away with their guns, like they're playing baseball?"LZ71

A girl said to me and my twin brother "Which one of you birthday is on the 2nd of September"

My little sister said this once (she's like 12)

"Turn off the ps3" So I turn it off for her (and we were watching a movie at the time on it) So she says "What? What happened? I didn't know the movie would turn off!"

Hey are all those girls who said those things Hawt :P By the way watch this if you want some lol's about stupidity.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJuNgBkloFE

just remembered another one. my 11th grade english teacher asked the class "who thinks we should stop women suffrage?" most of the girls raised their hands, then the teacher called them all stupid.

themagicbum9720

Same girl said 1. "Brazil is in Spain" 2. "Argentina is in Germany" i had to find a globe to show her the truth, that was one funny Geography lesson.

"You two need to be less close... you need to treat her like her other guy friends do, because everyone thinks you guys are dating. But know that this discussion is out of love... it's so this friendship doesn't become unhealthy." I haven't spoken to my former closest friend or her "3rd-party mediator" since.MAILER_DAEMON

i'm really confused

[QUOTE="MAILER_DAEMON"]"You two need to be less close... you need to treat her like her other guy friends do, because everyone thinks you guys are dating. But know that this discussion is out of love... it's so this friendship doesn't become unhealthy." I haven't spoken to my former closest friend or her "3rd-party mediator" since.links136

i'm really confused

-Fish can live in salt water??

-Michael Jackson was black?

-Whats faster, a car or a plane?

-Isnt a Hundred Thousand the same as a Million?

-What does "Reverse" mean?

-What does "Continue" mean?

All from the same girl. Shes 21 and in University to be an accountant. :?

Teacher: When the sperm meets the egg, what happens?
Girl (shouts): Fertilization!! :D

-Fish can live in salt water??

-Michael Jackson was black?

-Whats faster, a car or a plane?

-Isnt a Hundred Thousand the same as a Million?

-What does "Reverse" mean?

-What does "Continue" mean?

All from the same girl. Shes 21 and in University to be an accountant. :?

Witchsight

the Michael Jackson one is the only thing there that is legit the rest just embody *facepalm*

[QUOTE="Witchsight"]

-Fish can live in salt water??

-Michael Jackson was black?

-Whats faster, a car or a plane?

-Isnt a Hundred Thousand the same as a Million?

-What does "Reverse" mean?

-What does "Continue" mean?

All from the same girl. Shes 21 and in University to be an accountant. :?

Serraph105

the Michael Jackson one is the only thing there that is legit the rest just embody *facepalm*

C'mon guys, these have got to be fake. Not a single girl would be dumb enough to say such things...or would they be?

magitekk

Girl in my French class: "Does 'h' come before or after 'f'?" Made all the more funnier because she is actually quite bright.super_mario_128

actually, I have to think of that all the time

In sex ed in 7th grade, some chick asked what a penis was. xobballox

WoW :|:lol:

In sex ed in 7th grade, some chick asked what a penis was. xobballox

In sex ed in 6th grade some girl asked if the penis had a bone in it. :lol:

[QUOTE="links136"]

[QUOTE="MAILER_DAEMON"]"You two need to be less close... you need to treat her like her other guy friends do, because everyone thinks you guys are dating. But know that this discussion is out of love... it's so this friendship doesn't beome unhealthy." I haven't spoken to my former closest friend or her "3rd-party mediator" since.MAILER_DAEMON

i'm really confused

[QUOTE="MAILER_DAEMON"][QUOTE="links136"]

i'm really confused

FUBAR24

can't think of any at the moment but this tread is awesome :lol:

[QUOTE="FUBAR24"][QUOTE="MAILER_DAEMON"]Exactly. :oMAILER_DAEMON

I would have told that other girl to go kick rocks.

[QUOTE="MAILER_DAEMON"]

[QUOTE="FUBAR24"] yeah thats BS. i mean im prolly closer to my best friend than her boyfriend is to her and they still have a healthy relationshipPirate700

I would have told that other girl to go kick rocks.

-Fish can live in salt water??

-Michael Jackson was black?

-Whats faster, a car or a plane?

-Isnt a Hundred Thousand the same as a Million?

-What does "Reverse" mean?

-What does "Continue" mean?

All from the same girl. Shes 21 and in University to be an accountant. :?

Witchsight

crap I cant remember any right now some were really funny