Stupidest Thing You've Heard *Girl Edition*

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#151 FUBAR24
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[QUOTE="kemar7856"][QUOTE="musicaz70"][QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"]This is possibly apocryphal, but a classic. A professor was explaining about the high sucrose content of semen to which a girl suddenly blurted "Well why doesn't it taste sweet then?" The class laughed and as she left the prof replied "Because your sweet taste buds are on the tip of your tongue, not the back of your throat." Again, it's a friend of a friend story but too good to waste. *awaits new inbox message*

Oh wow, that is incredible.

thats amazing lol

:lol: thats epic on soo many levels
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#152 Pirate700
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WTF?! How did 3 pages suddenly get deleted? :?

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#153 WiiMan21
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Girl asks randomly in science: "Do fish pee?"

Same girl later that day: "Whats a crate?"

Teacher: " A box"

Girl: " Well why don't they just call it a box?".

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#154 Shadowhawk000
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[QUOTE="xobballox"]In sex ed in 7th grade, some chick asked what a penis was. BoutDat26

WoW :|:lol:

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#155 Juggernaut140
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I just wan to let you know, I love you OT :lol:
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#156 VaguelyTagged
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[QUOTE="thriteenthmonke"][QUOTE="Pirate700"]:|

Pirate700

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baculum

No way in hell I'm clicking a link for penile bones.


LMFAO

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#157 BumFluff122
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I was just trying to discuss the swine flu outbreak with my roommate and she first asked ""How do they get it by making out with pigs!?!?!?!" then I said "It's airborn" then she said "So now pigs can fly!? How do they get on the planes!?"

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#158 th3warr1or
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[QUOTE="zombiefruit"]I think a lot of these are rather unfair, as ignorance can't really be blamed as not everyone spends their time on the internet or reading about the world. There are quite a few stupid ones, but stuff like not knowing England has a queen and the one about a cure for dizzyness are acceptable. Not everyone knows about the world, and I'm sure many of you would be stumped if asked questions about many Asian and African countries. mechworrior762
OMFG!!11 Did someone say "Asians"????

And you have a problem with that?