Teen Decapitated by Batman?

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#101 forgetwatyahear
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[QUOTE="Jaks_Secret"]

[QUOTE="swizz-the-gamer"]Never done something stupid in your life? we are both fortunate that our stupid things did not result in our deaths. He is not.swizz-the-gamer

Stupid things; breaking a window and bleeding badly, almost getting hit by a car because of an "i can avoid this" thought.

Extremely stupid things; scaling two, not one, two, six-foot walls to retrieve a hat that is within touching distance of a coaster track with a moving coaster on it.

What if I smashed a window and bled to death? Do I deserve to be laughed at on a forum?

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#102 geraldwillkill
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I guess that brings a new meaning to the saying " Your Sitting in the splash Zone!"
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#103 Crimson_Faith
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Holy decapitated tean Batman!!!!helium_flash

Woulda been better if spelled properly.. :(

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#104 dragonball3900
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The things that happen at amusement parks :?.

Lets see... There was that guy who got hit by the monorail at Disneyland, trying to get into the park for free :|. Then I believe two other people were killed on the People Mover at Disneyland...trying to move inbetween the two carts :roll:. And now this?

Sad really, these places are meant to be fun, and stupidity can really ruin someones trip or their view of the park. Imagine if you were in the front of that ride and saw exactly what happened? Your trip would be ruined, and I wouldn't blame you if you didn't go back to the park again.

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#105 Buyugold
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I actually read about this earlier and I sort of regret it because this threads title would have had me rolling on the floor at the thought of the Dark Knight decapitating some tween
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#106 killer_is_me
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What next? A child drowns in Aquaman's Boring Guppy Aquarium?

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Holy Crap thats hilarious.:lol:

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#107 haziqonfire
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"The youth reportedly climbed over 2 fences and was hit by Batman ride"

Well, they should have seen that coming.

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#108 BobbyTurkalino
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Batman doesnt eff around.
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#109 brightshadow525
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I still don't understand why you would hop two fences... Even without the signs.. It was a hat bro...
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#110 forgetwatyahear
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I still don't understand why you would hop two fences... Even without the signs.. It was a hat bro... brightshadow525

but it was HIS hat

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#111 Crimson_Faith
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Not his hat anymore.

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#112 Bloodbath_87
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By reading that article, he didn't sound like a very smart kid. Going into a restricted area and ignoring signs that said the place was dangerous. I feel sorry for his parents, but not really for him.
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#113 Jaks_Secret
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I still don't understand why you would hop two fences... Even without the signs.. It was a hat bro... brightshadow525

And again, I bring out:

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#114 Andrew_is_basic
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thats seriously sad...:(
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#115 Crimson_Faith
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[QUOTE="brightshadow525"]I still don't understand why you would hop two fences... Even without the signs.. It was a hat bro... Jaks_Secret

And again, I bring out:

Just as epic as the first time I saw it.

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#116 forgetwatyahear
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thats seriously sad...:(Andrew_is_basic
not really,if he fell off teh ride,that would be sad,if he was decapitated by a peice of scrap metal; in a freak accident,that would be sad,but no he basically put his own self in danger and dies. Darwinism at its best.
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#117 Jaks_Secret
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I can sosee this being turned into a movie.

*shot of sky, camera pans out and down to a city*

Morgan Freeman (through voiceover): This is the story of a boy and his hat . . .

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#118 forgetwatyahear
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I can sosee this being turned into a movie.

*shot of sky, camera pans out and down to a city*

Morgan Freeman (through voiceover): This is the story of a boy and his hat . . .

Jaks_Secret
"and the deperate struggle to return to each other....
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#119 killer_is_me
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I can sosee this being turned into a movie.

*shot of sky, camera pans out and down to a city*

Morgan Freeman (through voiceover): This is the story of a boy and his hat . . .

Jaks_Secret

*starts to write a script*

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#120 Bloodbath_87
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Do we know what kind of hat it was?
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#121 GSU28
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I'm not trying to say that the kid had it coming, doing something stupid like that...

But, uh...

He kinda had it coming?

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#122 Jaks_Secret
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[QUOTE="Jaks_Secret"]

I can sosee this being turned into a movie.

*shot of sky, camera pans out and down to a city*

Morgan Freeman (through voiceover): This is the story of a boy and his hat . . .

killer_is_me

*starts to write a script*

We need to get Peter Jackson on board so that he can really capture the visuals. I'm thinking at the very end, the head rolls across the ground and lands in the hat. Beatiful.

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#123 Thechaninator
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[QUOTE="killer_is_me"][QUOTE="Jaks_Secret"]

I can sosee this being turned into a movie.

*shot of sky, camera pans out and down to a city*

Morgan Freeman (through voiceover): This is the story of a boy and his hat . . .

Jaks_Secret

*starts to write a script*

We need to get Peter Jackson on board so that he can really capture the visuals. I'm thinking at the very end, the head rolls across the ground and lands in the hat. Beatiful.

OMG ROFL!!!!!

Guys stop making fun of the kid. It wasn't just any hat, but a FRED DURST hat:lol:

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#124 Jaks_Secret
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I guess that kid must have really lost his head for a minute when he decided to go try to get that hat!

Bad dum bum psh!

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#125 helium_flash
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[QUOTE="helium_flash"]Holy decapitated teen Batman!!!!Crimson_Faith

Woulda been better if spelled properly.. :(

THERE FIXED. I was rushing my joke. :cry:
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#126 MoonSpoon
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ITT:

Jaks_Secret thinks he is funny.

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#127 helium_flash
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[QUOTE="Jaks_Secret"]

I can sosee this being turned into a movie.

*shot of sky, camera pans out and down to a city*

Morgan Freeman (through voiceover): This is the story of a boy and his hat . . .

"and the deperate struggle to return to each other....

... that would end in tragedy.. and despair!
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#128 Jaks_Secret
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ITT:

Jaks_Secret thinks he is funny.

MoonSpoon

No, I'm just trying to be a little original whilst shamefully bumping this thread.

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#129 Shiggums
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Hey, Batman had signs up saying it was dangerous. Batman is always right...
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#130 Lord__Darkstorn
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Wow, I feel sorry for the family, since they must have heard "Oh, by the way, your son was just decapitated by a Batman ride."
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#131 xtn702
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is he OK?MedicMike66
Omg this had me laughing :lol: (eventhough I feel bad for laughing)
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#132 CheeseGuardian
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I see that Batman is continuing Darwinism for us...Darth_Tyrev

LMAO!

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#133 II_Seraphim_II
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Do we know what kind of hat it was?Bloodbath_87

lol, good question. maybe it was the hat his grandma gave him on her death bed...in that case it would make sense that he went to get it despite all the warnings of danger. Or maybe it was a delux hat the cost hundreds of thousands. Or maybe the kid was just a douche :P we'll never know :P

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#134 UltimateXShadow
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He had it coming to him. The area was restricted for a good reason.
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#135 Thechaninator
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[QUOTE="Bloodbath_87"]Do we know what kind of hat it was?II_Seraphim_II

lol, good question. maybe it was the hat his grandma gave him on her death bed...in that case it would make sense that he went to get it despite all the warnings of danger. Or maybe it was a delux hat the cost hundreds of thousands. Or maybe the kid was just a douche :P we'll never know :P

I am telling you it was a FRED DURST HAT!

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#136 DDX2
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I love the title of this thread :lol:
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#137 Thorpe89
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I'd certainly inform someone about my hat being there and they would probably go fetch it at some point. That was a silly move on his part.
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