The highest ammount of pain you've ever endured?

I have two:

1) Every single time I have ever shaved my legs, I have gotten at least some sort of cut...seriously. It's ridiculous. It hurts every damn time, too, because it's such a sharp and clean slice...plus then you get the wound all wet and soapy without even trying to. However, there was one time in particular when it was more than just that. I don't even know how it happened, but I was shaving and I cut open a spot on the back of my calf, and the wound was about the size of three or four quarters put together. I didn't even notice that it had happened until I noticed the blood all over the bathtub and the huge chunk of skin in the razor. That SOB didn't stop bleeding for two hours...literally. It got all infected and whatnot too. What a pain in the neck that was.

2) I tripped while running (and wearing a cape) and hurt my ankle at a Halloween party about 2 1/2 months ago. Walking was absolutely brutal after that. I could barely walk for a several days. I didn't go in to a doctor or anything, and, well, looking back on it, I probably should have. The dang thing still hurts about half as much as it did when it happened. Everyone I know is pretty convinced that I broke it (hairline fracture or greenstick fracture most likely), and I won't rule that out. Anyway, that was (and still is) some terrible pain.

a pellet round hitting my middle toe at near point blank range.

That hurt like a mutha f'er

umm when i was playing soccer once i got totally taken out and went down hard on my left knee. and it popped off onto the side of my leg. i fell on the group screamming because my knee cap was stuck on the side of my leg nobody knew what to do so they carried me all thw way back to the school and a teacher had to hit it and pop it back man that was some intence pain.

also me and my family were in indonesia for a year and once we went to visit a monkey forest. there where monkeys freakin every where we had nuts to feed them but they were really hungry and kept try to climb up me for the nuts so i hit one of them to try and knock it back to the ground. then it beared its freakin huge fangs and bit me agross my hand and now i have a huge scar from my monkey bight

Probably just Ear infections. I used to get swimmer's ear every summer, and i got a few ear infections in the winter.

I've done my fair share of stupid stuff and sports. Football, couple years of BMX were the most dangerous, fortunately the worst I've had is 4 stitches to the back of my head. Never broke or fractured anything, just lucky I guess. Since it's sort of on topic I'll mention that I haven't been sick since sept 2005, and before that I can't really remember.

getting my nose cauterized.. It hurt for five straight hours before i took painkillers.stopped my nose bleeding though.Knuckleball93

Hey, me too! And there was this weird dye stuff that stained my face for a few days too.

If emotional pain counts

i left grade 8 half way in did nothing for a whole year lost a lot of friends and became a no liferand my whole family hated me.

Though that way awhile ago so yeah....worst year of MY LIFE!I thought about suicide so much......not to mention falling a year behind in school OUCH.

Though if your talking about pain pain umm....one time i was snowboarding and got off a chair lift and some dude tripped in front of me and i tripped on him and my leg went right into the sharp end of his snowboard and the wound was so big i could see my own flesh. Still got the scar after 2 years

On my own? jesus that would hurt.

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I had an infection in the base of my spinal cord that left me unable to move out of bed due to the pain. It then spread across the whole of my lower back. I had to get an epidural to cure the infection, the needle was 4.5 inches long (had to get in between the vertebrae) and they couldn't numb me. They scratched a vertebrae on the way in with it. As someone else said, its a very different pain.

Then, as they injected me, they said i would feel some pressure in my pelvis. Turns out the pressure felt like it was being crushed by a giant rock. My body auto-curled into the fetal and I was pouring sweat everywhere, it was literally trickling down the sides of the table. 3 nurses had to hold on to me when I started shaking and convulsing on the table or else the needle would break off and it would mean emergency surgery.

Oddly enough the doctor commented that I did not cry. I told him its because I just wanted to die (it was the truth, I really did want to die).

smithy92

That might be the most extreme and painful thing I've ever heard of.

Yea, I second that. That was pretty ****ed up.

I don't really know. I have a very high tolerance to pain it seems, though it hasn't been pushed far. I've never broken a bone, so I don't know how much that would hurt. I've been hit by a car, stabbed in the side, shot in the ear, fallen off a grain silo, thrown off a bridge, had a piece of re-bar impaled thru my arm, and cut my ring finger down to the bone, among other things.

But I guess the most painful was falling off a ladder onto a chaff spreader cutting an inch deep gash in my ass. Couldn't sit well for weeks. That or stubbing my little toe.

Nothing major

1. I fell off my bike while going really fast down a hill, and i landed in gravel

2. Accidentally broke a window with my hand

3. I got hit in the face with a floorball stick

I don't really know. I have a very high tolerance to pain it seems, though it hasn't been pushed far. I've never broken a bone, so I don't know how much that would hurt. I've been hit by a car, stabbed in the side, shot in the ear, fallen off a grain silo, thrown off a bridge, had a piece of re-bar impaled thru my arm, and cut my ring finger down to the bone, among other things.

But I guess the most painful was falling off a ladder onto a chaff spreader cutting an inch deep gash in my ass. Couldn't sit well for weeks. That or stubbing my little toe.

dlindenb2000

Dude what the hell!?Have you ever considered that you might have super powers?

[QUOTE="gearsoftime"]this have to be the worst pain that i had in my whole life so i was a the park with my sisters and i was bored so i started to walk on the monkey bars and thenmy foot slip and i smashed my balls on it. i smashed it so bad i cut it open and i started to bleed ithurt so bad and i have to walk home andmy mom got madit was the worst day ever:cry:-KinGz-

I laughed so hard at this!

LMAO me too! The eraser in the ear one wasn't bad too, but I was laughing out loud at this one. Something about it... I don't know...

Mine aren't that bad. I broke my wrist when I fell off my bike going over a jump but that didn't really hurt. I was once kicking a ball around my place and I hit an outside light which hit the ground and shattered. A piece of glass came up and hit me in the eye, but it didn't really hurt at the time. My wonderful mother then told me to clean it up and I cut my foot pretty bad when I went back. MEN DON'T WEAR SHOES! It was bleeding everywhere. My eye started to hurt so we went to the doctors the next day and the removed the glass. It was stuck under my eyelid :|

More recently though I was in a fight and the guy's friend (big friend)came up behind me and swept my legs out with a low kick and I got some decent air and landed on the road right on my knee - shattering it. They got a couple of kicks in while I was down before my friends decided to stop what they were doing and help... :lol: I didn't really feel those other kicks though because my knee hurt so bad.

But they got what was coming to them eventually... *evil laugh*

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I don't really know. I have a very high tolerance to pain it seems, though it hasn't been pushed far. I've never broken a bone, so I don't know how much that would hurt. I've been hit by a car, stabbed in the side, shot in the ear, fallen off a grain silo, thrown off a bridge, had a piece of re-bar impaled thru my arm, and cut my ring finger down to the bone, among other things.

But I guess the most painful was falling off a ladder onto a chaff spreader cutting an inch deep gash in my ass. Couldn't sit well for weeks. That or stubbing my little toe.

xxDustmanxx

Dude what the hell!?Have you ever considered that you might have super powers?

Broken arm,pinched nerve,muscle spazzm(sp?)..

5 sprained fingers,twisted ankle...

Charlie horse for the first time in the bottom part of my leg when I tried to pull my boot off.

It doesn't sound painful, but it was not fun.

I've also cut my own eye open with a toy when I was a little kid. I threw it up then looked up and it cut my eye open, then I sat on the same toy in the tub and cut my butt open.

Batman doesn't really like me very much.

Also this one time I did this jump around my brother's bed and hit my toe on the door. It turned purple and got smushed. Amazing enough though, it wasn't even broken.
But I do remember red and purple.

Charlie horse for the first time in the bottom part of my leg when I tried to pull my boot off.

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Charlie horse for the first time in the bottom part of my leg when I tried to pull my boot off.

memorials

What is funny is that is possibly the only unfunny accident I ever had.

I broke my collar bone slipping on a plastic Power Ranger sword and hitting the ground when I was like 3.

I cut my eye and butt on the same batman toy.

And this one time I jumped off the top bunk of our bunkbeds. My brother's didn't go under mine, it went out, like a right angle. I used to jump off mine onto his when I was a kid. Well, one day I jumped, but missed the mattress, and landed on the hardwood siding. I couldn't sit down for three days. I landed right on my butt. I fell off the siding and was like "OW MY BUTT HOLY CRAP MY BUTT!"

I slammed my hand in the door of one of those old cars with the huge doors on them when I was like 3, but I honestly don't remember the pain because I was so young.

Then when I was about 11 or 12, I was running through the house and I hit my foot on the edge of a door and almost broke my little toe. It was extremely bruised for a few weeks and I had to walk around in school with it...

I have a few...I think...can't pick the worst one.

First one was when I jumped off of the roof of my house in Europe...I was like 8. I thought I could fly.

Then there was the time the dentist couldn't get the painkillers to work....it's a different pain than a broken arm or a cut...

Hmm...fell asleep on a huge ass fireant hive.

My dog dog thought he could bite through my muscle and into the bone in my arm.

Can't remember much more...mostly in Europe.

EDIT: How could I forget....I tried to chop wood when the axe slipped and hit my leg....thankfully it stopped at the bone.

a55assin

Braces for two and a half years. By the end, any physical pain in the mouth can generally be considered non-existant after enduring that.foxhound_fox