Things that make you facepalm instantly

• Almost all Naruto fanfictions
• Almost all American cosplayers
• Soulja Boy
• Hannah Montana
• Jonas Brothers
• 4Kids Entertainment
• Insane Clown Posse fans
• Furries
• Anime fangirls
• Kidz Bop
• Most of the users from "that site"
• Some of the topics on System Wars
• The fact that "Meet The Spartans" actually made money
• Most of Hollywood
• Today's western horror films(boobs and violence doesn't count, you know)
• IMDb forums
• Before the unofficial ban on religious topics, pretty much all of the arguements against/for religion
• Activison milking Guitar Hero

lol this one happened a few days back to a friend :P

he was talking to a girl while going to an assembly, and then he thought she was gonna sit beside her, and then she runs beside her friend

He sed he face palmed instantly :P:P:P

I never literally facepalm.cyberdarkkid

u shud try it :)

greasy fat people with Acne .

I never literally facepalm.cyberdarkkid

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[QUOTE="cyberdarkkid"]I never literally facepalm.best-gam3r

Female friends insisting we should go out and dance.D3nnyCrane

• Women who tell you to buy something expensive, and only 15 minutes after you hand them the damn thing, they complain you're not paying enough attention
• Women who know you're paying and purposly go to the most expensive restaurants in town
• Women who are convinced they're too fat, even though they weight 150 pounds(sadly, that includes my sister)
• Women who are addicted to plastic surgery

Thank you for giving me ideas.

[QUOTE="best-gam3r"][QUOTE="cyberdarkkid"]I never literally facepalm.cyberdarkkid

[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"]Female friends insisting we should go out and dance.ChrisSpartan117

• Women who tell you to buy something expensive, and only 15 minutes after you hand them the damn thing, they complain you're not paying enough attention
• Women who know you're paying and purposly go to the most expensive restaurants in town
• Women who are convinced they're too fat, even though they weight 150 pounds(sadly, that includes my sister)
• Women who are addicted to plastic surgery

Thank you for giving me ideas.

women who complain about rights , whilst they usually get treated better than men.

[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"]Female friends insisting we should go out and dance.ChrisSpartan117

• Women who tell you to buy something expensive, and only 15 minutes after you hand them the damn thing, they complain you're not paying enough attention
• Women who know you're paying and purposly go to the most expensive restaurants in town
• Women who are convinced they're too fat, even though they weight 150 pounds(sadly, that includes my sister)
• Women who are addicted to plastic surgery

Thank you for giving me ideas.

[QUOTE="ChrisSpartan117"]

[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"]Female friends insisting we should go out and dance.Tagerh

• Women who tell you to buy something expensive, and only 15 minutes after you hand them the damn thing, they complain you're not paying enough attention
• Women who know you're paying and purposly go to the most expensive restaurants in town
• Women who are convinced they're too fat, even though they weight 150 pounds(sadly, that includes my sister)
• Women who are addicted to plastic surgery

Thank you for giving me ideas.

women who complain about rights , whilst they usually get treated better than men.

• Women who force you into stores like Victoria's Secret...alone...
• Women who use people like Paris Hilton as role models
• Women who keep saying "How do I look?" and after you answer, they think you're lying to appease them
• Women who love Twitter for no reason, they don't even know themselves

And the best part? I've never dated.

Chronic liars.

[QUOTE="Tagerh"]

[QUOTE="ChrisSpartan117"]Ok, let me add a few more:

• Women who tell you to buy something expensive, and only 15 minutes after you hand them the damn thing, they complain you're not paying enough attention
• Women who know you're paying and purposly go to the most expensive restaurants in town
• Women who are convinced they're too fat, even though they weight 150 pounds(sadly, that includes my sister)
• Women who are addicted to plastic surgery

Thank you for giving me ideas.

ChrisSpartan117

women who complain about rights , whilst they usually get treated better than men.

• Women who force you into stores like Victoria's Secret...alone...
• Women who use people like Paris Hilton as role models
• Women who keep saying "How do I look?" and after you answer, they think you're lying to appease them
• Women who love Twitter for no reason, they don't even know themselves

And the best part? I've never dated.

when women ask you to teach them about computers

[QUOTE="Tagerh"]

[QUOTE="ChrisSpartan117"]Ok, let me add a few more:

• Women who tell you to buy something expensive, and only 15 minutes after you hand them the damn thing, they complain you're not paying enough attention
• Women who know you're paying and purposly go to the most expensive restaurants in town
• Women who are convinced they're too fat, even though they weight 150 pounds(sadly, that includes my sister)
• Women who are addicted to plastic surgery

Thank you for giving me ideas.

ChrisSpartan117

women who complain about rights , whilst they usually get treated better than men.

• Women who force you into stores like Victoria's Secret...alone...
• Women who use people like Paris Hilton as role models
• Women who keep saying "How do I look?" and after you answer, they think you're lying to appease them
• Women who love Twitter for no reason, they don't even know themselves

And the best part? I've never dated.

Man, if this thread had beer and cigarettes it'd be like Friday night come early.

[QUOTE="ChrisSpartan117"]

[QUOTE="Tagerh"]

women who complain about rights , whilst they usually get treated better than men.

Tagerh

• Women who force you into stores like Victoria's Secret...alone...
• Women who use people like Paris Hilton as role models
• Women who keep saying "How do I look?" and after you answer, they think you're lying to appease them
• Women who love Twitter for no reason, they don't even know themselves

And the best part? I've never dated.

when women ask you to teach them about computers

This guy in my class who actually says memes he finds in "that" cess pool of a "website".

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ethanpaige

Not to mention the mainstream media giving Kim Jong Il too much credit.

This guy in my class who actually says memes he finds in "that" cess pool of a "website".

phillo99

[QUOTE="ChrisSpartan117"]

[QUOTE="Tagerh"]

women who complain about rights , whilst they usually get treated better than men.

D3nnyCrane

• Women who force you into stores like Victoria's Secret...alone...
• Women who use people like Paris Hilton as role models
• Women who keep saying "How do I look?" and after you answer, they think you're lying to appease them
• Women who love Twitter for no reason, they don't even know themselves

And the best part? I've never dated.

Man, if this thread had beer and cigarettes it'd be like Friday night come early.

• Women who think they need $400 high-heels to look good
• In fact, any women who think it's necessary to wear high-dollar clothing(you know, I noticed that shirt at Wal-Mart looks a lot like your new $150 shirt...)
• Women who spend all their time inside the car talking on the cell phone
• Women who like backstabbing their friends for fun
• Women who seem to have a fetish for technology(I could get dirty here, but there's always the mods nearby...)

[QUOTE="cyberdarkkid"][QUOTE="best-gam3r"] You should really try it some time... super_mario_128

[QUOTE="phillo99"]

This guy in my class who actually says memes he finds in "that" cess pool of a "website".

D3nnyCrane

[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"]

[QUOTE="ChrisSpartan117"]Let's keep it going

• Women who force you into stores like Victoria's Secret...alone...
• Women who use people like Paris Hilton as role models
• Women who keep saying "How do I look?" and after you answer, they think you're lying to appease them
• Women who love Twitter for no reason, they don't even know themselves

And the best part? I've never dated.

ChrisSpartan117

Man, if this thread had beer and cigarettes it'd be like Friday night come early.

• Women who think they need $400 high-heels to look good
• In fact, any women who think it's necessary to wear high-dollar clothing(you know, I noticed that shirt at Wal-Mart looks a lot like your new $150 shirt...)
• Women who spend all their time inside the car talking on the cell phone
• Women who like backstabbing their friends for fun
• Women who seem to have a fetish for technology(I could get dirty here, but there's always the mods nearby...)

-Women who take "how was your day?" to mean "Tell me what happened in detail from the second you woke up".

-Women who have a go at us, and then get upset when we try defend ourselves.

-Women who get annoyed when we announce that other women are, in fact, attractive.

-Women who demand we try new things and yet will refuse to sit and watch sports even once.

[QUOTE="ChrisSpartan117"]

[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"] Hahaha I lived with one partner for nearly a year so I have tonnes:
- Women who ask what you think they should wear, then when you tell them ask "Well what's wrong with the other one?"
- Women who claim "we don't talk like we used to" when that's normal after 4 months.
-Women who stare daggers if I talk to another female yet paw all over their male friends.
-Women who say, "Whatever you want is fine", then complain about the choice we made.

Man, if this thread had beer and cigarettes it'd be like Friday night come early.

D3nnyCrane

• Women who think they need $400 high-heels to look good
• In fact, any women who think it's necessary to wear high-dollar clothing(you know, I noticed that shirt at Wal-Mart looks a lot like your new $150 shirt...)
• Women who spend all their time inside the car talking on the cell phone
• Women who like backstabbing their friends for fun
• Women who seem to have a fetish for technology(I could get dirty here, but there's always the mods nearby...)

-Women who take "how was your day?" to mean "Tell me what happened in detail from the second you woke up".

-Women who have a go at us, and then get upset when we try defend ourselves.

-Women who get annoyed when we announce that other women are, in fact, attractive.

-Women who demand we try new things and yet will refuse to sit and watch sports even once.

• Women who you break up with, and then stalk you for 2 years
• Women who hate a certain kind of music because they never heard it on the radio
• Women who seem to have a suspecious love for a Final Fantasy character("Honey, why did you draw Cloud with you in his arms?")
• Women who seem to hit on every man they see, yet hate it when you even look ata woman(wait, you did that already)
• Women who date your best friend after you broke up with them to "get even"
• Women who see men as an opportunity to get some "fun" in bed

Stupid People. ;)AlphaRail

Twilight.

Twilight fans.

Girls who claim they love and want to be a vampire BECAUSE of Twilight

Guys and their shallowness.

People who play Halo 3 religiously...

...Religion.

Rap, current popular music.

Teenagers, so in general my generation sucks.

Girls who claim they love and want to be a vampire BECAUSE of TwilightAnti-Repellent

You all complain about your girlfriends, wait untill marriage :P

• Anyone hypocritical of the United States, especially Europeans (for those who have not seen my rant)
• The stupid stereotypical Europeans, mostly Scandinavians though.
• Danes, and Fnns(A loving joke ;))
• Mindless political followers, for the love of God, put some thought into somethings!
• Parents afraid to smack their children.
• Outspoken Pacifists.
• Anyone who is anti-military.

[QUOTE="AlphaRail"]Stupid People. ;)super_mario_128

You all complain about your girlfriends, wait untill marriage :P

• Anyone hypocritical of the United States, especially Europeans (for those who have not seen my rant)
• The stupid stereotypical Europeans, mostly Scandinavians though.
• Danes, and Fnns(A loving joke ;))
• Mindless political followers, for the love of God, put some thought into somethings!
• Parents afraid to smack their children.
• Outspoken Pacifists.
• Anyone who is anti-military.

FastNorwegian

My government/economics teacher is a miserable failure who makes me ashamed to be a member of the "angry left." My goodness. He is opinionated regarding every topic known to man, and he "subtly" disguises his opinions in his lectures... all of which are copied, plagiarized pieces of work. He's despicably arrogant, as well. i've had countless arguments with him (after hours), to which he tells me and anyone who has the same opinion that it is "stupid," and that we need to get a clue... for example: we were discussing theavailable presidential powers during theterrorist attacksof 9/11. I contributed something along the lines of that the President (or other staff member)grounded all flights going in/out of country, as well as those already in the air. Which was overall, a good decision, seeing as how NOBODY knew that there weren't going to be any more attacks. At which point he says that it slowed down air traffic, because there weren't any more attacks, so why should they have been grounded anyways... The attacks were over.

This made me facepalm for the first of many times.

The girl who said to me today that Angels and Demons is not a movie it is a tv series.