Things that make you facepalm instantly

[QUOTE="Statutory_AP3"][QUOTE="Statutory_AP3"]Oh god, I have so many Most rappers Chuck Norris Jokes New(british term for cigarettes) People who push their morals on you (I'm a douchebag, and I'm proud of it) Feminists Politically Correct people, All the southern states of America

im from the uk and ive never heard people calling cigarettes new

People that talk about wars and politics as if its a strategy videogame they play on their pc brought to life just for them to have fun.

In other words, having a "light-hearted" view on such subjects.

Anyway...

-Girl gamers who think they deserve special treatment because they have different genetalia. Play WoW, you'll know what I mean.

-Ann Coulter.

-That 1 VS 100 game coming out for the 360.

World trade centre 7

Physics = controlled demolition

Magic pancake goblin = delusional

Delusional people.

[QUOTE="Jandurin"][QUOTE="DrSponge"]People that say FML in real life for ridiculous reasons such as getting homework.DrSponge

Oh god, now THAT made me double facepalm

[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"]

[QUOTE="ChrisSpartan117"]Let's keep the bar experience alive:

• Women who think they need $400 high-heels to look good
• In fact, any women who think it's necessary to wear high-dollar clothing(you know, I noticed that shirt at Wal-Mart looks a lot like your new $150 shirt...)
• Women who spend all their time inside the car talking on the cell phone
• Women who like backstabbing their friends for fun
• Women who seem to have a fetish for technology(I could get dirty here, but there's always the mods nearby...)

ChrisSpartan117

-Women who take "how was your day?" to mean "Tell me what happened in detail from the second you woke up".

-Women who have a go at us, and then get upset when we try defend ourselves.

-Women who get annoyed when we announce that other women are, in fact, attractive.

-Women who demand we try new things and yet will refuse to sit and watch sports even once.

• Women who you break up with, and then stalk you for 2 years
• Women who hate a certain kind of music because they never heard it on the radio
• Women who seem to have a suspecious love for a Final Fantasy character("Honey, why did you draw Cloud with you in his arms?")
• Women who seem to hit on every man they see, yet hate it when you even look ata woman(wait, you did that already)
• Women who date your best friend after you broke up with them to "get even"
• Women who see men as an opportunity to get some "fun" in bed

How about just women? :D

Anyways,

• Internet abbreviations used in real life
• Dane Cook
• "popular" kids
• Current music
• Disney Channel singers (I said music before, so this is different)
• Government

My sister thriving on watching MTV and Vh1.

• People who changed their ethnicity to be cool (ex. Japanese people saying they are Hawaiian)
• Tracy Morgan
• Religious Zealots
• Stupidity, in its rawest form
• Men with superiority/inferiority complex
• Men who expects a woman to take care of the home (Seriously?!)
• Women who wants to be housewives....Have you no goals?
• Women who are helpless - well, people who are helpless
• People who ask for advice, don't take it, and then say "You were right" :x
• Maury
• Men who hit on women, get rejected, and then proceed to insult them
• Women who are so attractive, but who are gynormous **** or incredibly stupid
• People who criticize the amount of food I eat
• People who laugh because other people are laughing
• Those people who are always saying, "What did he just say?"
• Those people in the movies who go, "Did you see that?!" Yes. Yes, I did see it. I am right here watching the movie.
• Jocks - I used to be one. I know how much of a douche we are.
• When women ask, "Why do you love?" My answer: "Because you're naughty."
• People who get into arguments and repeat the same thing over and over...
• Robert Kardashian - I had a class with him this last semester
• Homophobes
• Certain genres of music

Headaches.

My chemistry teacher. Everything she says makes me want to facepalm or yell in outrage.Avistann

My history teacher. She is such a freaking idiot. It makes me want to strangle a platypus whenever she says something stupid; which is often.

people who try to be funny but aren't. It's like epic fail nooblets. Then I go *facepalm*.

My friends' craziness

the argument "if human evolved from apes how come there are still apes around"comp_atkins

Redundancy.

Mac commercials take the cake for me.Stevo_the_gamer

My father in lecture mode.

has anybody said Ann Coulter yet? I want to add her to this list.

Mac commercials take the cake for me.Stevo_the_gamer

i was in gym class today and we had the choice to dress out and play volletball or not dress out and sit in the bleachers. i chose not to dress out. anyway about halfway through class i see two guys go down into the locker room(its not what your thinking:P) then about five minutes later i see my coach go down into the locker room. then i see my coach call another coach then shortly after that our principle was there. turns out they where smoking pot in the locker room and got caught. i just facepalmed. i mean who is stupid enough to smoke pot in school? usually one would smoke before school but not during school. i was astounded by their stupidity and facepalmed.

smacking a fly on my forehead makes me facepalm

People who think that outlawing guns will solve all the gun related problems in the US

Racism. I can't believe that in this day and age, we still have people like that.

People who say swine flu comes from eating pork.

double standards. IE: black people can call white people racial slurs, but everytime a white guy so much as accidentally mutters the N word he is automatically labeled as racist.

People who say swine flu comes from eating pork.

ramboturd72

I said that once :cry:

double standards. IE: black people can call white people racial slurs, but everytime a white guy so much as accidentally mutters the N word he is automatically labeled as racist.

Neo-ganon

Lol. How does someone accidentally mutter that?

If you say something like that to a person, then them freaking out is just the kind of reaction you were looking for.

Soulja Boy. Need I say more?

Oh, and computer illiteracy. I don't expect everyone to know how to partition their hard drives or set up a RAID array (or even know what RAID is for that matter) but anyone should be able to follow simple onscreen directions to check e-mail or buy something online without further assistance.

Ron Paul and antidepressants.

That stupid disney vacation planning video that was spammed in so many channels a while back.

[QUOTE="Neo-ganon"]

double standards. IE: black people can call white people racial slurs, but everytime a white guy so much as accidentally mutters the N word he is automatically labeled as racist.

UnrighteousFury

Lol. How does someone accidentally mutter that?

If you say something like that to a person, then them freaking out is just the kind of reaction you were looking for.

like if your quoting someone else or a line from a movie. also it could just slip out when you are trying to say another word that sounds similar.

• Lot of what I hear on the XBL Community
• People who do not accept Evolution
• Spoofing a Spoof

People who say metal has no good vocalists

Pop rock

Any one who says "Skullcandies are great" or "Bose are amazing"

Anyone who uses old memes and thinks they're new

Those "myspace poses", you know the ones with the excessive pouting

People who say anime sucks cause they saw Naruto

The current majority of rap

MAC Commercials

Pop Rock

The 80s

Grunge (Or the 90s)

Bandwagon jumpers in sports

People who play anything religiously

The fact that people wanted Tookie to be released

those snooty popular kids who think they are so much better than everybody else that they gotta be callous and inconciderate to anyone not in their "inner circle" of so-called "friends."