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#51 nimatoad2000
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half the threads on these forums
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#52 GiveMeIce
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Cheesy jokes.

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#53 Neon-Tiger
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half the threads on these forumsnimatoad2000
Harsh! :lol:
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#54 socked_feet
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[QUOTE="socked_feet"]People who don't know what the Holocaust is. Unfortunately, I've met a few.Anti-Repellent
..Seriously? My sister didn't know what the KKK was, she's 14. Chances are she doesn't know what 'holocaust' refers to either.

Ugh ignorant people like that drive me crazy. The last time I heard someone say they didn't know what it is, I absolutely freaked. It was probably rude, but I could not help it.
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#55 magnax1
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People who are unable to form their own opinions, especially in moral areas. I hate it when suddenly some guy says something thoughtful and then suddenly now everyone has the same idea/opinion. STUPIDITY.

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#56 Desulated
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Chuck Norris jokes
Stupid people
Feminists who go over the extreme edge
Hypocrites
People who spread rumors just for the heck of it
People that piss you off for no reason whatsoever
Hannah Montana
Miley Cyrus

I probably have much more but can't think of them at the moment.

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#57 AlphaRail
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[QUOTE="Anti-Repellent"][QUOTE="socked_feet"]People who don't know what the Holocaust is. Unfortunately, I've met a few.socked_feet
..Seriously? My sister didn't know what the KKK was, she's 14. Chances are she doesn't know what 'holocaust' refers to either.

Ugh ignorant people like that drive me crazy. The last time I heard someone say they didn't know what it is, I absolutely freaked. It was probably rude, but I could not help it.

I get so close to freaking out when people don't know stuff like that..until we were taught about the holocaust a lot of kids..I believe it was 7th grade-long time ago..didn't know about it. Now in high school...one girl thought that the silk road was made of silk, didn't know what religion a mosque belonged to, thought africa was a country last year, thought US was the biggest country and uh..another girl in my class said(the way she said it made her even sound more idiotic) "The terrorists bombed us so we went to their country and bombed them back" or something like that-on Iraq...was just SO stupid. A lot of people don't know the Watergate scandal even..uhh...ionno..they probably donno a lot of other things, ignorant..
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#58 yoshi-lnex
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Creationists.

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#59 DJ-Lafleur
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The only real thing that makes me facepalm is stupidity.

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#60 clembo1990
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Israel Iran America Pretty much any government with a religious electorate (official or not)
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#61 Rusteater
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obama

algore

reality tv

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#62 deactivated-5d0e4d67d0988
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Ot Religion Threads

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#63 NBSRDan
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Guitar Hero: Insert Band Name People clicking commands in programs for which I know all the keyboard shortcuts Everything on Fail Blog CNN unveiling technology New DRM schemes
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#64 Trinners
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Scene Kids-Sniper99-

i laughed so hard when i saw this.

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#65 CleanPlayer
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People who swear in every sentence. Let's all talk like young men!
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#66 shoot-first
Member since 2004 • 9788 Posts

locking keys inside car.

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#67 fariso
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-Women that dress very like sluts, yet claim to be virgins -Photos of celebrities getting coffee - Dr.Phil -Hannah Montana - The United Kingdom - Cristiano Ronaldo -People who smoke to seem bad*** - My big brother - Women that wouldn't make me a sandwhich - Women that vaccum infront of a tv - Women that wont clean - Women that want expensive things even though we cant afford them, so they give us **** alll dayy long - Fanboys - People obsessed with soccer DAMN that feels goood :)
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#68 Epak_
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Rap/hip hop

Bad cosplay

Finnish "hit songs" (iskelmä :P)

HEL LOOKS

Kawaii desu nyaa~~ people

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#69 double_heist
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- Oversensitive people. Includes people who take almost every word as an insult and then sues.

- People who don't know the difference between then and than.

- Wrong use of your and you're

- Ugly girls with hot bodies

- People with no common sense

- Irrelevant and very very shallow lawsuits

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#70 AtomicBaconBits
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Way too much to even list...
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#71 robobie
Member since 2007 • 2172 Posts

Jonas Brothers

Little pricks

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#72 yokofox33
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White people who think they are Japanese.

I also hate the people who think they are reincarnations of anime characters. I forget what you call them.

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#73 Bourbons3
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Very few things have made me literally face palm. But plenty of people on here have made me want to.
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#74 BiancaDK
Member since 2008 • 19092 Posts
Wolf Blitzers beard.
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#75 Tragic_Kingdom7
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There are tons of things, but I'll just name 3:

-YouTube vlogs.

-People who constantly talking about drinking. I feel like saying, "Wow! You drink! So do millions of other people! Stop talking about it.

-People who hate "liberals" or "conservatives" enough to avoid associating with them.

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#76 deactivated-5e836a855beb2
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Threads about tipping.
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#77 DrSponge
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People that say FML in real life for ridiculous reasons such as getting homework.
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People that say FML in real life for ridiculous reasons such as getting homework.DrSponge
what is fml?
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#79 DrSponge
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[QUOTE="DrSponge"]People that say FML in real life for ridiculous reasons such as getting homework.Jandurin
what is fml?

**** My Life. It's a website. http://www.fmylife.com/
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#80 RiseAgainst12
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There is one user here in OT that makes me facepalm.

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#81 th3warr1or
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Female friends insisting we should go out and dance.D3nnyCrane
Hey that is awesome.. females NEVER ask me out.
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#82 Kenny789
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These:

  • Japanophiles
  • Hannah Montana
  • Jonas Brothers
  • Corny jokes
  • System Wars
  • People who make stupid/silly decisions
  • Our government
  • My High School

That's about it I think, I'll post more if I can think of some.

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[QUOTE="Jandurin"][QUOTE="DrSponge"]People that say FML in real life for ridiculous reasons such as getting homework.DrSponge
what is fml?

**** My Life. It's a website. http://www.fmylife.com/

L.O.L. The internet makes people so whiny.
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#84 DrSponge
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[QUOTE="Jandurin"][QUOTE="DrSponge"][QUOTE="Jandurin"] what is fml?

**** My Life. It's a website. http://www.fmylife.com/

L.O.L. The internet makes people so whiny.

I've heard someone say: "Oh no I have to pee, FML" :|
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I've heard someone say: "Oh no I have to pee, FML" :|DrSponge
I have to be honest. I'm glad I was one of the few people on the internets when I was in middle school, and that it hadn't REALLY caught on too much in high school either.
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#86 Big_Bad_Sad
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When people say alcohol is worse than smoking pot
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When people say alcohol is worse than smoking potBig_Bad_Sad
Erm, it kind of is, if you're drinking enough to get drunk.
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#88 TheJackpotter
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Girls in my cIass that talk like this:

"I to be Jessica!"

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#89 D3nnyCrane
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[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"]Female friends insisting we should go out and dance.th3warr1or
Hey that is awesome.. females NEVER ask me out.

It's not awesome. They're asking me to come out and dance...
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[QUOTE="th3warr1or"][QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"]Female friends insisting we should go out and dance.D3nnyCrane
Hey that is awesome.. females NEVER ask me out.

It's not awesome. They're asking me to come out and dance...

I understand your pain.
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#91 darcom1
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[QUOTE="cyberdarkkid"]I never literally facepalm.Tagerh

u shud try it :)

dont worry i can facepalm you ....
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#92 Matt_1337
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When i drop something, like my phone or a pen, anything lol
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#93 killerkool07
Member since 2007 • 1210 Posts

chavs: the over the top chav types damn annoying





snobs





music snobs/people who dislike anything popular





emos who think they different rebellilon has gonna on from at least the 50s your
just aenougher rebellous teen





preety boys who think their the best (they all look the same)

and sexist,racist,the normal stuff ,





people who add and dont talk





youtube people (you suck your dead mums ****** im gonna kick your ass you
***)





stupid band names (the wombats wow wat a far out name your so indie and
different)





disney comedys (miley cyrus wow so funny,btw have you done anything which
requires any real acting skill?)

some system wars stuuf it seems like its all the same

people who contact me on a socal networking site who like me who are with someone or arent legel

people who say me twice damn thats annoying

preethy people

grammer police

people wil lsign in and out of msn

i needed to get that off my chest

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[QUOTE="th3warr1or"][QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"]Female friends insisting we should go out and dance.D3nnyCrane
Hey that is awesome.. females NEVER ask me out.

It's not awesome. They're asking me to come out and dance...

dance is like sex plus if you play it right doesnt count as cheating win win

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#95 wii4panta
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She moans too much.. >.>
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#96 pierst179
Member since 2006 • 10805 Posts

Clicking on the System Wars link seems to have that effect on me.

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#97 killerkool07
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White people who think they are Japanese.

I also hate the people who think they are reincarnations of anime characters. I forget what you call them.

yokofox33

metall patients? no really mental patients

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#98 killerkool07
Member since 2007 • 1210 Posts

[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"]

[QUOTE="ChrisSpartan117"]Let's keep it going

  • Women who force you into stores like Victoria's Secret...alone...
  • Women who use people like Paris Hilton as role models
  • Women who keep saying "How do I look?" and after you answer, they think you're lying to appease them
  • Women who love Twitter for no reason, they don't even know themselves

And the best part? I've never dated.

ChrisSpartan117

Hahaha I lived with one partner for nearly a year so I have tonnes:
- Women who ask what you think they should wear, then when you tell them ask "Well what's wrong with the other one?"
- Women who claim "we don't talk like we used to" when that's normal after 4 months.
-Women who stare daggers if I talk to another female yet paw all over their male friends.
-Women who say, "Whatever you want is fine", then complain about the choice we made.

Man, if this thread had beer and cigarettes it'd be like Friday night come early.

Let's keep the bar experience alive:

  • Women who think they need $400 high-heels to look good
  • In fact, any women who think it's necessary to wear high-dollar clothing(you know, I noticed that shirt at Wal-Mart looks a lot like your new $150 shirt...)
  • Women who spend all their time inside the car talking on the cell phone
  • Women who like backstabbing their friends for fun
  • Women who seem to have a fetish for technology(I could get dirty here, but there's always the mods nearby...)

when gok wong (cmon hes prety close) says about cheaper clothes lookalikes THEY DONT LOOK LIKE THE CLOTHES!

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#99 TheOddQuantum
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People who use the words "pro" and "noob" in real life.

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#100 killerkool07
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[QUOTE="ChrisSpartan117"]

[QUOTE="D3nnyCrane"] Hahaha I lived with one partner for nearly a year so I have tonnes:
- Women who ask what you think they should wear, then when you tell them ask "Well what's wrong with the other one?"
- Women who claim "we don't talk like we used to" when that's normal after 4 months.
-Women who stare daggers if I talk to another female yet paw all over their male friends.
-Women who say, "Whatever you want is fine", then complain about the choice we made.

Man, if this thread had beer and cigarettes it'd be like Friday night come early.

D3nnyCrane

Let's keep the bar experience alive:

  • Women who think they need $400 high-heels to look good
  • In fact, any women who think it's necessary to wear high-dollar clothing(you know, I noticed that shirt at Wal-Mart looks a lot like your new $150 shirt...)
  • Women who spend all their time inside the car talking on the cell phone
  • Women who like backstabbing their friends for fun
  • Women who seem to have a fetish for technology(I could get dirty here, but there's always the mods nearby...)

-Women who take "how was your day?" to mean "Tell me what happened in detail from the second you woke up".

-Women who have a go at us, and then get upset when we try defend ourselves.

-Women who get annoyed when we announce that other women are, in fact, attractive.

-Women who demand we try new things and yet will refuse to sit and watch sports even once.

when women use babe or x damn that to hell! is it because their been frinedly,because women do that or they like me great so ive gotta go over the god damn no mans land which has taken so many chunks of my ass its like swiss cheese and ive been shot so many times when i drink it ends up like a desney cartoon (the old good ones not the remakes)