Things You Can Never Look Cool Doing

Shaving your chest hair.Ryo_Kensen

It looks cool afterwards, though.

Shaving your chest hair.Ryo_Kensen

[QUOTE="Nemesis4747"]

People typing in internet speak,

Eg. "teh" "l33t" "pwned" "FTW" "ROFLcopter" "LOLZ" feels like im reading babytalk

Deity_Slapper

Agreed. It's supremely annoying.

Worse is people that actually SAY it in regualr conversation.

Smoking..

and we need to tie our shoelaces, unless we're wearing velcro.

Driving a hybrid.astiop

This will get cooler as time goes on. Count on it.

[QUOTE="astiop"]Driving a hybrid.Deity_Slapper

This will get cooler as time goes on. Count on it.

that was a good one thoug(hybrid)

[QUOTE="astiop"]Driving a hybrid.Deity_Slapper

This will get cooler as time goes on. Count on it.

Not until they can figure out to make the go 0-60 in around 5 seconds. And other versions that can carry a lot of load.

playing the tuba

shopping for toilet paper

crashing your car

tripping down the stairs

shooting an air ball from inside of or near the three-point line

screwing up your arithmetic

forgetting your wallet in the car when you're at the register

playing wii sports

playing the tuba

shopping for toilet paper

crashing your car

tripping down the stairs

shooting an air ball from inside of or near the three-point line

screwing up your arithmetic

forgetting your wallet in the car when you're at the register

playing wii sports

mahlerite

I dissagree... http://youtube.com/watch?v=QZZNxJS3mAI

crashing your car - This looks pretty cool actually.

tripping down the stairs - This looks pretty cool, too.

shooting an air ball from inside of or near the three-point line - Unless you're a pro, then you should never air-ball. (Looks at Kobe :evil: )

playing wii - Fixed. :)mahlerite

[QUOTE="October_Tide"][QUOTE="stevenk4k5"]Playing DDR, no doubt.stevenk4k5

Yup, Dance Dance Revolution, the surefire way of losing all respect and pimpness in a very short amount of time.

DDR is one of those games that is ok if EVERYONE is doing it too. But if you are the only guy at a party playing DDR while everyone else just sits down drinking beers and chatting...yeah, u will look like a douche.

drinking from a straw.IZoMBiEI

Immediatly what I thought.

masterbatingmonkey_monger

:lol: so true...and i just thought of sumthing...remember in American Pie 1 when Shanon Elizabeth (i think thats her name) was masturbating at that guys house? I know its a movie and its comedy and all, but why on god's blue earth would you ever go to sumones house and start masturbating maybe im missing sumthing because i havent seen the movie in years, but that has to be the most ridiculous set of circumstances i have ever seen in a movie. They are making porn movies look good :(

Posting on gs forums

riding a segway

even if you were doing a driveby on a segway you would still look gay

lukie_pie

Smoking. Number one answer.

walking down a street then realising you went the wrong way and having to turn around and go back where you came

stopping to ich your ankle while walkin, then maybe not getting it and having to keep doing it

being in womens clothes shops

playing guitar hero (it makes you look like a total fool)

Tying Your Shoes.

skullkrusher13

Pfft, maybe for you.

falling down when walking.

having friends come over and post here.

Smoking. Not cool at all and I don't know where that idea came from.LJSEXAY

It came from the fact that smoking looks cool.

Gandalf, Solid Snake, James Dean, James Bond, and Clint Eastwood. They're badass, they look cool, and smoking makes them cooler. Fact.

[QUOTE="stevenk4k5"]

[QUOTE="October_Tide"][QUOTE="stevenk4k5"]Playing DDR, no doubt.II_Seraphim_II

Yup, Dance Dance Revolution, the surefire way of losing all respect and pimpness in a very short amount of time.

DDR is one of those games that is ok if EVERYONE is doing it too. But if you are the only guy at a party playing DDR while everyone else just sits down drinking beers and chatting...yeah, u will look like a douche.

[QUOTE="LJSEXAY"]Smoking. Not cool at all and I don't know where that idea came from.MrGeezer

It came from the fact that smoking looks cool.

Gandalf, Solid Snake, James Dean, James Bond, and Clint Eastwood. They're badass, they look cool, and smoking makes them cooler. Fact.

:lol: Cool is perception and only smokers think it looks cool.

[QUOTE="II_Seraphim_II"][QUOTE="stevenk4k5"]

[QUOTE="October_Tide"][QUOTE="stevenk4k5"]Playing DDR, no doubt.MissRiotmaker

Yup, Dance Dance Revolution, the surefire way of losing all respect and pimpness in a very short amount of time.

DDR is one of those games that is ok if EVERYONE is doing it too. But if you are the only guy at a party playing DDR while everyone else just sits down drinking beers and chatting...yeah, u will look like a douche.

its not about low self esteem. I luv playing DDR and i play it all the time by myself (well, i play Stepmania). And yes, i dont mind playing it under the circumstances i described above. But regardless of your self esteem you still look like a douche playing it by urself. you may not care, but it sure as hell looks funny.

Watching a play/musical.

Watching a chick flick.

Tying Your Shoes.

skullkrusher13

[QUOTE="MrGeezer"]

[QUOTE="LJSEXAY"]Smoking. Not cool at all and I don't know where that idea came from.-Wicked_Sick-

It came from the fact that smoking looks cool.

Gandalf, Solid Snake, James Dean, James Bond, and Clint Eastwood. They're badass, they look cool, and smoking makes them cooler. Fact.

:lol: Cool is perception and only smokers think it looks cool.

And only meat-eaters think that steak is cool, but they're the only ones who matter. Anyone who thinks that you look good eating a celery stick doesn't DESERVE to look cool.

[QUOTE="MissRiotmaker"][QUOTE="II_Seraphim_II"][QUOTE="stevenk4k5"]

[QUOTE="October_Tide"][QUOTE="stevenk4k5"]Playing DDR, no doubt.II_Seraphim_II

Yup, Dance Dance Revolution, the surefire way of losing all respect and pimpness in a very short amount of time.

DDR is one of those games that is ok if EVERYONE is doing it too. But if you are the only guy at a party playing DDR while everyone else just sits down drinking beers and chatting...yeah, u will look like a douche.

its not about low self esteem. I luv playing DDR and i play it all the time by myself (well, i play Stepmania). And yes, i dont mind playing it under the circumstances i described above. But regardless of your self esteem you still look like a douche playing it by urself. you may not care, but it sure as hell looks funny.

[QUOTE="skullkrusher13"]

Tying Your Shoes.

Elraptor

And only meat-eaters think that steak is cool, but they're the only ones who matter. Anyone who thinks that you look good eating a celery stick doesn't DESERVE to look cool.

MrGeezer

I don't believe it's ever been said that eating meat is cool. It's sustinance. As for celery sticks, you haven't seen the right people yet.

[QUOTE="MrGeezer"]

And only meat-eaters think that steak is cool, but they're the only ones who matter. Anyone who thinks that you look good eating a celery stick doesn't DESERVE to look cool.

Quick-Time

I don't believe it's ever been said that eating meat is cool. It's sustinance. As for celery sticks, you haven't seen the right people yet.

Show me a picture of ONE person who looks cool eating a stick of celery, and I'll admit defeat.

Meanwhile, I can post infinite pictures of people who look cool smoking.

Show me a picture of ONE person who looks cool eating a stick of celery, and I'll admit defeat.

Meanwhile, I can post infinite pictures of people who look cool smoking.

MrGeezer

Cool is subjective. So your proof would be meaningless.....

picking your nose?b3yondstupidity

Yeah ... this wins ..

So I'll go with another suggestion.Talking about Star Wars :|

Wearing those MLG earmuffs.

riding a segway

even if you were doing a driveby on a segway you would still look gay

lukie_pie

Thats the definition of cool. ;)

Before anyone mentions it, let me just say that smoking DOES look cool.
MrGeezer

Especially a beautiful woman with a cigar

[QUOTE="MrGeezer"]Before anyone mentions it, let me just say that smoking DOES look cool.
N8A

Especially a beautiful woman with a cigar

[QUOTE="MrGeezer"]

[QUOTE="LJSEXAY"]Smoking. Not cool at all and I don't know where that idea came from.-Wicked_Sick-

It came from the fact that smoking looks cool.

Gandalf, Solid Snake, James Dean, James Bond, and Clint Eastwood. They're badass, they look cool, and smoking makes them cooler. Fact.

:lol: Cool is perception and only smokers think it looks cool.

All of those guys are as cool as Batman. And so is Solid Snake. Fact. :x