Things You Can Never Look Cool Doing

Holding hands with your mom.

Or playing Wii sports.

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[QUOTE="MrGeezer"]Before anyone mentions it, let me just say that smoking DOES look cool.
marcus4hire

Especially a beautiful woman with a cigar

Haha presidents humidor.

Picking your nose.dracula_16

Beating your girlfriend & Beating off

[QUOTE="dracula_16"]Picking your nose.double_decker

Maybe I just haven't learned to pick my nose with style. Forgive me.

Maybe I just haven't learned to pick my nose with style. Forgive me.

dracula_16

[QUOTE="MrGeezer"]Before anyone mentions it, let me just say that smoking DOES look cool.
N8A

Especially a beautiful woman with a cigar

Ewwww, thats really offputting, probably the biggest turnoff ever.

Climbing a tree? I think if you had skill you could make that look cool, but obviously if your struggling to reach the next branch and stuff you look like a muppet. Like Parkour, if your good it looks awesome but you look a bit foolish if you suck.

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And only meat-eaters think that steak is cool, but they're the only ones who matter. Anyone who thinks that you look good eating a celery stick doesn't DESERVE to look cool.

MrGeezer

I don't believe it's ever been said that eating meat is cool. It's sustinance. As for celery sticks, you haven't seen the right people yet.

Show me a picture of ONE person who looks cool eating a stick of celery, and I'll admit defeat.

Meanwhile, I can post infinite pictures of people who look cool smoking.

working as a lunch lady at the school cafateria

i knew a girl whos first job was being a lunch lady and even though i was happy she finally got a job it was almost impossible to complement her

Getting run over by a girl in football.

Being George Bush.

moped

motorized scooter

cleaning up feces

running to the bathroom frantically gripping your butt

playing a virtual boy

power walking if you're a male

skipping

buying tampons for yourself.. or for your girlfriend/wife/sister/mother for you guys out there. Oh and Im going to have to say Smoking looks cool only on some people, but its not exactly just the person, its the action thats happening. Is the smoker rippin it with a SAW? If so.. kikarse. If just standing there... smoking.. doin nothing... your neither cool or uncool. Oh and underage smokers of all types are not cool. They irritate me somethin feirce actually... dont know why. Um.. what else... er... Oh, Changing a poopy diaper... or someone elses crap up from the toilet seat before you sit down. Getting your butt kicked, and also beating someone who definatly doesnt deserve it. But I gotta say this about the whole wanking thing.... you CAN look pretty darn awesome while wanking. Just depends on who you are and what else your doing ;). So yea. Comin from a girls prospective here so take those cookies and eat em! On a similar note however, i dont see how its cool for a girl to masturbate but then again, im not a guy. xhellcatx

This post has been rated R....:lol:

On a similar note however, i dont see how its cool for a girl to masturbate but then again, im not a guy. xhellcatx

[QUOTE="xhellcatx"]On a similar note however, i dont see how its cool for a girl to masturbate but then again, im not a guy. double_decker

I'll be right over...oh wait.....

I'll be right over...oh wait.....

xSIZEMATTER

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I'll be right over...oh wait.....

double_decker

No but I can dress up as one ;)

[QUOTE="xhellcatx"]On a similar note however, i dont see how its cool for a girl to masturbate but then again, im not a guy. double_decker

Before anyone mentions it, let me just say that smoking DOES look cool.
MrGeezer

Taking a dump

Taking a dump

Truth_Seekr

What if you're smoking "Clint Eastwood" style while taking a dump?

[QUOTE="Truth_Seekr"]

Taking a dump

Deity_Slapper

What if you're smoking "Clint Eastwood" style while taking a dump?

Squating MacGuyver style > Clint Eastwood squat

Getting excited about finally beating a dungeon boss that drops your "Iron Boots of Speed +5"

That or peeing your pants, but I think you'd look cooler peeing your pants.