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My last girlfriend dumped me because i accidentally referred to her art exam as not being a real subject, like mine. So yeah, dont do that. :P
You're fat and ugly and no one will ever find you attractive unless they are blind and even if they are blind they'd leave you after the second they touch you, which I imagine wouldn't take much time because you give it out like it's candy. Of course you wouldn't be giving out candy, because you'd probably already have eaten, tubby.
Don't make a comment on their weight.R0cky_Racc00nYeah, I don't get it but that seems to be the death remark for women...Sheesh.
*sniffs the air*
"Somebody's menstruating!"
-OR-
"Are you PMSing? 'Cause that would explain why you are being such a *****."
I laughed hard when i saw this.You're fat and ugly and no one will ever find you attractive unless they are blind and even if they are blind they'd leave you after the second they touch you, which I imagine wouldn't take much time because you give it out like it's candy. Of course you wouldn't be giving out candy, because you'd probably already have eaten, tubby.
_BlueDuck_
[QUOTE="_BlueDuck_"]I laughed hard when i saw this.You're fat and ugly and no one will ever find you attractive unless they are blind and even if they are blind they'd leave you after the second they touch you, which I imagine wouldn't take much time because you give it out like it's candy. Of course you wouldn't be giving out candy, because you'd probably already have eaten, tubby.
Master_Jdog
PURE WIN! I laughed so hard, my stomach hurts!@
You're fat and ugly and no one will ever find you attractive unless they are blind and even if they are blind they'd leave you after the second they touch you, which I imagine wouldn't take much time because you give it out like it's candy. Of course you wouldn't be giving out candy, because you'd probably already have eaten it, tubby.
_BlueDuck_
:lol:Awsome
[QUOTE="_BlueDuck_"]You're fat and ugly and no one will ever find you attractive unless they are blind and even if they are blind they'd leave you after the second they touch you, which I imagine wouldn't take much time because you give it out like it's candy. Of course you wouldn't be giving out candy, because you'd probably already have eaten it, tubby.
the1stfandb
:lol:Awsome
LOL hilarious. Yeah don't call them s***s either, that got my about a week of no talking from my sister, although I was happy that I didn't have to hear her whine and b**** :DBAD GIRL!!!, GET OVER HERE!!!, DO I HAVE TO RUB YOUR NOSE IN THAT!!!
or do and tape it i would ove to see how a chick reacts to that...probably somthing like the OPs sig
[QUOTE="Master_Jdog"][QUOTE="_BlueDuck_"]I laughed hard when i saw this.You're fat and ugly and no one will ever find you attractive unless they are blind and even if they are blind they'd leave you after the second they touch you, which I imagine wouldn't take much time because you give it out like it's candy. Of course you wouldn't be giving out candy, because you'd probably already have eaten, tubby.
groovdafied
PURE WIN! I laughed so hard, my stomach hurts!@
lol,Win
[QUOTE="Master_Jdog"][QUOTE="_BlueDuck_"]I laughed hard when i saw this.You're fat and ugly and no one will ever find you attractive unless they are blind and even if they are blind they'd leave you after the second they touch you, which I imagine wouldn't take much time because you give it out like it's candy. Of course you wouldn't be giving out candy, because you'd probably already have eaten, tubby.
groovdafied
PURE WIN! I laughed so hard, my stomach hurts!@
lmao that is the FALCON PUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNCH of things you shouldn't say to a woman
Get this. I once jokingly told my older sister she was fat and she then gave me a serious and startled face for a second and went "Well don't joke about things like that". Honestly, some women are just way too conscious about the way they look...camreeno360
I understand your sister's concern. The media have re-defined what being beautiful means, so there is a lot of pressure on women to be thin. To an unhealthy point. Looking like a twig, or a twelve year old boy is not attractive imo. Women are beautiful with curves. I don't want to see their bones jutting out.
" You smell and look like complete ass"
I dont know but one of the things I learned not to say to a man...
me holding yardstick candy: You dont have a yardstick thats for sure.
Sajedene
No, you should say that. Film it and let me watch it! :D
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