Things you shouldn't say to a women

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#1 PurelogicsBack
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Is that a gray hair?
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#2 Ninja-Hippo
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My last girlfriend dumped me because i accidentally referred to her art exam as not being a real subject, like mine. So yeah, dont do that. :P

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#3 R0cky_Racc00n
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Don't make a comment on their weight.
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#4 silence790
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I honestly don't know, I've had a lot of disturbing things said to me.
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#5 camreeno360
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Get this. I once jokingly told my older sister she was fat and she then gave me a serious and startled face for a second and went "Well don't joke about things like that". Honestly, some women are just way too conscious about the way they look...
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#6 msi276
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Im sry but I couldnt help but notice that you have a great ass....*gets slapped*
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#7 _Olimar
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I spy a wrinkle
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#8 ElZilcho90
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"Have you gained weight?"
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#9 Big_player
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"Imma stick my thing in your hole whether you like it or not"

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#10 shoeman12
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when they ask you if something looks bad on them or if it makes them look fat, and they say tell the truth, DO NOT tell the truth!

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#11 groovdafied
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Girl: "I'm pregnant!"

Guy: "Congratulations?"

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#12 _BlueDuck_
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You're fat and ugly and no one will ever find you attractive unless they are blind and even if they are blind they'd leave you after the second they touch you, which I imagine wouldn't take much time because you give it out like it's candy. Of course you wouldn't be giving out candy, because you'd probably already have eaten, tubby.

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#13 camreeno360
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Don't make a comment on their weight.R0cky_Racc00n
Yeah, I don't get it but that seems to be the death remark for women...Sheesh.
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#14 skinnypete91
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Your mum is hot.
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#15 marcus4hire
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*sniffs the air*

"Somebody's menstruating!"

-OR-

"Are you PMSing? 'Cause that would explain why you are being such a *****."

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#16 monkey_monger
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Spread them, Ill be home in 10

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#17 Clothie
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Here's something my boyfriend will say to me every so often...

"Hey, want to know a joke? Women's rights."

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#18 Master_Jdog
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You're fat and ugly and no one will ever find you attractive unless they are blind and even if they are blind they'd leave you after the second they touch you, which I imagine wouldn't take much time because you give it out like it's candy. Of course you wouldn't be giving out candy, because you'd probably already have eaten, tubby.

_BlueDuck_
I laughed hard when i saw this.
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#19 the1stfandb
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Anything some one tells u on OT.
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#20 groovdafied
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[QUOTE="_BlueDuck_"]

You're fat and ugly and no one will ever find you attractive unless they are blind and even if they are blind they'd leave you after the second they touch you, which I imagine wouldn't take much time because you give it out like it's candy. Of course you wouldn't be giving out candy, because you'd probably already have eaten, tubby.

Master_Jdog

I laughed hard when i saw this.

PURE WIN! I laughed so hard, my stomach hurts!@

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#21 Master_Jdog
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Your so fat that a blind person can see you.
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#22 the1stfandb
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You're fat and ugly and no one will ever find you attractive unless they are blind and even if they are blind they'd leave you after the second they touch you, which I imagine wouldn't take much time because you give it out like it's candy. Of course you wouldn't be giving out candy, because you'd probably already have eaten it, tubby.

_BlueDuck_

:lol:Awsome

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#23 deactivated-6016e8567e48d
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"hey baby, ever seen a trouser snake?"..........>_>
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#24 legend26
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Im sry but I couldnt help but notice that you have a great ass....*gets slapped*msi276
i dont get why girls dont consider that a compliment...
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#25 SSCyborg
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Why do women have small feet?

And then continue to finish the joke.

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#26 Sajedene
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I dont know but one of the things I learned not to say to a man...

me holding yardstick candy: You dont have a yardstick thats for sure.

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#27 blooddemon666
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I respect your opinion
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#28 Video_Game_King
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*hands a woman roofies and a drink* Here ya go. I'll pick you up in an hour.
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#29 dracula_16
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"As a matter of fact, yes, that makes you look incredibly fat."
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#30 El-Visitante
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"you've got some really sexy friends" DO NOT, say this to your girlfriend, ever.
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#31 trentman7
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[QUOTE="_BlueDuck_"]

You're fat and ugly and no one will ever find you attractive unless they are blind and even if they are blind they'd leave you after the second they touch you, which I imagine wouldn't take much time because you give it out like it's candy. Of course you wouldn't be giving out candy, because you'd probably already have eaten it, tubby.

the1stfandb

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LOL hilarious. Yeah don't call them s***s either, that got my about a week of no talking from my sister, although I was happy that I didn't have to hear her whine and b**** :D
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#32 Krazy_duck
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I found out how to woo you on Gamespot
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#33 Gh0st_Of_0nyx
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"Guess what I did on system wars today ???!!" :|
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#34 dominer
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"I would like to tell you that theres a vein coming out of your left boob".
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#35 deactivated-5e0e425ee91d8
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BAD GIRL!!!, GET OVER HERE!!!, DO I HAVE TO RUB YOUR NOSE IN THAT!!!

or do and tape it i would ove to see how a chick reacts to that...probably somthing like the OPs sig

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#36 Redgarl
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I love you...?
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#37 JeM760soCAL
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Don't ask any women if there pregnant. They might not be.
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#38 btaylor2404
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I've been married for over 9 years, it changes from day to day. You never know. One good rule of thumb is to avoid weight issues at all costs.
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#39 Wolf-avatar
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[QUOTE="Master_Jdog"][QUOTE="_BlueDuck_"]

You're fat and ugly and no one will ever find you attractive unless they are blind and even if they are blind they'd leave you after the second they touch you, which I imagine wouldn't take much time because you give it out like it's candy. Of course you wouldn't be giving out candy, because you'd probably already have eaten, tubby.

groovdafied

I laughed hard when i saw this.

PURE WIN! I laughed so hard, my stomach hurts!@

lol,Win

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#40 deactivated-5d0e4d67d0988
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[QUOTE="Master_Jdog"][QUOTE="_BlueDuck_"]

You're fat and ugly and no one will ever find you attractive unless they are blind and even if they are blind they'd leave you after the second they touch you, which I imagine wouldn't take much time because you give it out like it's candy. Of course you wouldn't be giving out candy, because you'd probably already have eaten, tubby.

groovdafied

I laughed hard when i saw this.

PURE WIN! I laughed so hard, my stomach hurts!@

lmao that is the FALCON PUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNCH of things you shouldn't say to a woman

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#41 KHfanboy2
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"That's what she said."

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#42 EliotFingerbutt
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Get this. I once jokingly told my older sister she was fat and she then gave me a serious and startled face for a second and went "Well don't joke about things like that". Honestly, some women are just way too conscious about the way they look...camreeno360

I understand your sister's concern. The media have re-defined what being beautiful means, so there is a lot of pressure on women to be thin. To an unhealthy point. Looking like a twig, or a twelve year old boy is not attractive imo. Women are beautiful with curves. I don't want to see their bones jutting out.

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#43 xSIZEMATTER
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" You smell and look like complete ass"

I dont know but one of the things I learned not to say to a man...

me holding yardstick candy: You dont have a yardstick thats for sure.

Sajedene

No, you should say that. Film it and let me watch it! :D

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#44 ferret837
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How about a quickie?
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#45 nintendorocks
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"No."
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#46 El-Visitante
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Do you smell fish?
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#47 gamemaster_650
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wanna f***?

whats that red in ur pants?

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#48 yabbicoke
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"Yes you ****ing look fat in that dress, maybe if you worked out on the treadmill every now and then you wouldn't have to ask!"
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#49 II_Seraphim_II
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well, dont ask "how old are you?"
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#50 gohan2710
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weight....they will literally go off on u....even if ur joking