This kid won't... leave... me... alone!

There's this kid in my class and he basically won't leave me alone. I don't hate him, but he thinks he's my best friend or something and it is really... really..... really annoying. He won't stop talking to me, and I swear he tracks me down. It's starting to creep me out, especially since I'm straight and his voice keeps on going up to a soprano. Which makes it even more awkward. How do I get this kid away from me!?

There's only one thing to do. Pee on him.

Did you try doing a barrell roll?

Rip his throat out John Ranbo style. If that doesn't work, bring the explosive arrows.

Did you try doing a barrell roll?

Legendaryscmt

Remember the saying "honesty is the best policy"? Just tell him you don't like him that much.

Here an answer that isn't a joke, tell him. Instead of ignoring the fact, and getting annoyed with him, tell him straight up what you want to happen.metallica_fan42

Act homosexual towards him and see what happens.

Act homosexual towards him and see what happens.

tocklestein2005

[QUOTE="tocklestein2005"]

Act homosexual towards him and see what happens.

Pyro767

I don't think we can actually help you, honestly.

I like the pee idea.cd_rom

[QUOTE="cd_rom"]I like the pee idea.jimmyjammer69

EDIT: Then film his reaction and put it on the internets.

sound like you need

JOCK SQUAD

[QUOTE="Legendaryscmt"]

Did you try doing a barrell roll?

CyleM

[QUOTE="CyleM"][QUOTE="Legendaryscmt"]

Did you try doing a barrell roll?

kemar7856

how dare you advise anything other then a barrel roll:x

Ask to borrow money every time he talks to you.

If he gives you some, don't pay it back.

Eventually he'll get annoyed either way.

And it's win win for you

Ask to borrow money every time he talks to you.

If he gives you some, don't pay it back.

Eventually he'll get annoyed either way.

And it's win win for you

flazzle

Tell him he's annoying and you're tired of him. Just strait up.

Did you try doing a barrell roll?

Legendaryscmt

this made my day. actually it made enough days to last me a few weeks.

Touch his shoulder while peeing on him, then tell him your gay and then do a barrel roll out the door.

I'm certain he will leave after that.

C'mon man, the guy obviously has a thing for you. Just ask him out to the movies or something on the weekend and let nature take it's course. If it's meant to be then it's meant to be. Don't fight it.

There's only one thing to do. Pee on him.

Lucifericus

No don't do that, I true friend would pee on you (if you were stung by a jellyfish).

Touch his shoulder while peeing on him, then tell him your gay and then do a barrel roll out the door.

I'm certain he will leave after that.

supa_badman

this made even more of my days. i think im made for life. wow. i love GameSpot

Say you don't shower.

[QUOTE="Lucifericus"]

There's only one thing to do. Pee on him.

DarkGamer007

No don't do that, I true friend would pee on you (if you were stung by a jellyfish).

ok dammit. you guys really need to stop making my day with these funny posts.

Touch his shoulder while peeing on him, then tell him your gay and then do a barrel roll out the door.

I'm certain he will leave after that.

supa_badman

tell him you're g@y, that will drive him off :lol:Wings_008

But that would attract him more.

talk to him in a different language

tell him to come hang out with you one weekend and give him the worst weekend of his life. read books aloud for fun, make sure you only have out gross snacks, play boring video games that are one player so you have to take turns, say that you enjoy yoga and tell him to do some for about 30minutes, and finish it all off with a barrel roll.

talk to him in a different language

hiphopballer