To guys: What would you do if a girl was seriously hitting you?

So if a girl was really hitting you and really trying to hurt you (like fight you), what would you do? Guys aren't supposed to hit girls, but then again, you can't just stand there and let her hit you. So what would you do?

I don't know what I would do. I would probably try to block and dodge as many as her hits as possible while trying to verbally calm her down.

Depends. Did I deserve it? remmbermytitans

Grab her and try to calm her down. I couldn't bring myself to actually hurt a chick..RandomBeast

[QUOTE="remmbermytitans"]Depends. Did I deserve it? Tauruslink

[QUOTE="Tauruslink"][QUOTE="remmbermytitans"]Depends. Did I deserve it? remmbermytitans

yell something really loud like

"godzilla!"

just to throw her off then when she is in pause mode bring your arm back and forward in swift motion with your palm flat and bring it across her face

this is referred to as a **** slap but it can also be used in different ways like this one, now that you have slapped her and she is staring at you blankly

say with complete confidence

" take control of yourself madam president"

hopefully this should result in a laugh or an uneasy glance at you then her walking away deciding your unstable. As she leaves complete her thoughts of your mental state by placing your hand to your ear and saying

" SITUATION CONTAINED"

then put on a pair of sunglasses and walk away cooly.

[QUOTE="harashawn"] Depending on who it is, I'd probably just take it. socked_feet

[QUOTE="RandomBeast"]Grab her and try to calm her down. I couldn't bring myself to actually hurt a chick..Toriko42

So if a girl was really hitting you and really trying to hurt you (like fight you), what would you do? Guys aren't supposed to hit girls, but then again, you can't just stand there and let her hit you. So what would you do?

I don't know what I would do. I would probably try to block and dodge as many as her hits as possible while trying to verbally calm her down.

Tauruslink

And if that's good enough for a governor, that's good enough for me.

I'm not saying that I'd beat the crap out of a woman just because she slapped me or something. But if ANYONE (man or woman) starts beating me badly enough for me to go into self defense mode, then quite frankly "it's on".

if she hit my face id punch her right in the mouf. they wanted to be equal so then i can equally own her faceNetYankEagle

i agree wiht this guy, if u dnt want to get hit why would u hit someone else u dnt poke a tiger and expect it not to attack u

Punch her in the bonanza and rip out her ovaries. That should get through to her, right?

Otherwise ugh... depends if she's bigger than me or not. I'd probably give as much force as I need to keep her from hurting me/herself/others.

Grab her shoulders, try to talk sense into her. If all else fails though it's a falcon punch coming her way. Toriko42