Top 10 signs that you're an Atheist

10. You vigorously deny the existence of God, yet you frequently blame Him for all the "evils" in the world, all the natural disasters, and everything else under the sun that is wrong in modern society.

9. You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when creationists say that people were created in the image and likeness of God, but you have no problem with the evolutionist claim that we all evolved from slime by a cosmic accident.

8. You criticize fundamental Christians who believe the Bible, and say that it can't possibly be true because it's just a book written by mere men, yet you never question any of Darwin's writings or Richard Dawkins' books.

7. You can't seem to understand the primary differences between fundamental Muslims and fundamental Christians (hint: strap-on TNT. Plus - Muhammad says, "kill innocent people and yourself if you love me." Jesus Christ said, "I'll die for you because I love you").

6. You say the Bible is full of fairytales and fables, yet you believe all life forms including plants, trees, insects, birds, fish, reptiles and mammals evolved from one species into another - As if evolution isn't the biggest fairytale of them all.

5. You laugh at the Supernatural, even though scientists have calculated the odds of life forming by natural processes to be estimated less than 1 chance in 10 to the 40,ooo power – But you find nothing wrong with believing that billions of years full of random mutations would result in the impossible.

4. You accuse fundamental Christians of being intolerant, judgmental and hateful, while you foam at the mouth calling them freaking lunatics, ignorant, weak-minded, stupid fundies, and hateful bigots.

3. You ignore scientific concepts like cause and effect, and you don't realize that a closed system can be defined however the observer wants, so you throw out technological phrases to try to ignore the implications of thermodynamics by saying the laws of physics are not set in stone.

2. While all evidence, logic and reasoning point to a Creator and absolute truth, you prefer to hide behind relativism and a theory of evolution which does not, in fact, describe the creation of the universe at all, or why concepts of good and evil or morality exist.

1. Atheism fails to adequately explain the existence of eternal, unchanging truths, for it rejects the existence of an eternal unchanging mind. Atheism cannot offer man any eternal significance whatsoever. Temporary meaning in life is insufficient, for our accomplishments die with the death of the universe -- there is no ultimate purpose in a universe void of God.

You should really post a source for number five.

Edit: And three. . .

I do not love you. At all. And you fail.

A lot.

10. You vigorously deny the existence of God, yet you frequently blame Him for all the "evils" in the world, all the natural disasters, and everything else under the sun that is wrong in modern society.

I don't blame God. I blame humans.

9. You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when creationists say that people were created in the image and likeness of God, but you have no problem with the evolutionist claim that we all evolved from slime by a cosmic accident.

Don't feel insulted and please provide a link that says we evolved from slime.

8. You criticize fundamental Christians who believe the Bible, and say that it can't possibly be true because it's just a book written by mere men, yet you never question any of Darwin's writings or Richard Dawkins' books.

Never question? I'd interview Darwin myself if I could.

7. You can't seem to understand the primary differences between fundamental Muslims and fundamental Christians (hint: strap-on TNT. Plus - Muhammad says, "kill innocent people and yourself if you love me." Jesus Christ said, "I'll die for you because I love you").

Seems pretty clear to me.

6. You say the Bible is full of fairytales and fables, yet you believe all life forms including plants, trees, insects, birds, fish, reptiles and mammals evolved from one species into another - As if evolution isn't the biggest fairytale of them all.

Not from one species into another species. From one species into a "mutated" form of the same species.

5. You laugh at the Supernatural, even though scientists have calculated the odds of life forming by natural processes to be estimated less than 1 chance in 10 to the 40,ooo power – But you find nothing wrong with believing that billions of years full of random mutations would result in the impossible.

Physical proof>human ideas.

4. You accuse fundamental Christians of being intolerant, judgmental and hateful, while you foam at the mouth calling them freaking lunatics, ignorant, weak-minded, stupid fundies, and hateful bigots.

So? If it's true. Not all of them but alot. Christians do the same thing to atheists.

3. You ignore scientific concepts like cause and effect, and you don't realize that a closed system can be defined however the observer wants, so you throw out technological phrases to try to ignore the implications of thermodynamics by saying the laws of physics are not set in stone.

If it's truly scientific, a closed system CANNOT be defined however the observer wants.

2. While all evidence, logic and reasoning point to a Creator and absolute truth, you prefer to hide behind relativism and a theory of evolution which does not, in fact, describe the creation of the universe at all, or why concepts of good and evil or morality exist.

All evidence, logic and reasoning DON't point to a creator. Carbon dating is an example.

1. Atheism fails to adequately explain the existence of eternal, unchanging truths, for it rejects the existence of an eternal unchanging mind. Atheism cannot offer man any eternal significance whatsoever. Temporary meaning in life is insufficient, for our accomplishments die with the death of the universe -- there is no ultimate purpose in a universe void of God.

Why not?

DrCoCoPiMp

This is obviously just a joke. Come on guys :P

btw, just for the record: Evolution =/= atheism.

if this is a joke, you fooled me, so i give you

"7. You can't seem to understand the primary differences between fundamental Muslims and fundamental Christians (hint: strap-on TNT. Plus - Muhammad says, "kill innocent people and yourself if you love me." Jesus Christ said, "I'll die for you because I love you"). "

Wheres Rimnet ? I'm sure he can disprove that.

Top 10 signs that you are a theist.

I don't know what numbers 10 through 2 are but number 1 is definately:

1. Whenever you bash people, you confuse evolution for atheism.

Top 10 signs that you are a theist.

I don't know what numbers 10 through 2 are but number 1 is definately:

1. Whenever you bash people, you confuse evolution for atheism.

BlackAlpha666

10. You vigorously deny the existence of God, yet you frequently blame Him for all the "evils" in the world, all the natural disasters, and everything else under the sun that is wrong in modern society.

9. You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when creationists say that people were created in the image and likeness of God, but you have no problem with the evolutionist claim that we all evolved from slime by a cosmic accident.

8. You criticize fundamental Christians who believe the Bible, and say that it can't possibly be true because it's just a book written by mere men, yet you never question any of Darwin's writings or Richard Dawkins' books.

7. You can't seem to understand the primary differences between fundamental Muslims and fundamental Christians (hint: strap-on TNT. Plus - Muhammad says, "kill innocent people and yourself if you love me." Jesus Christ said, "I'll die for you because I love you").

6. You say the Bible is full of fairytales and fables, yet you believe all life forms including plants, trees, insects, birds, fish, reptiles and mammals evolved from one species into another - As if evolution isn't the biggest fairytale of them all.

5. You laugh at the Supernatural, even though scientists have calculated the odds of life forming by natural processes to be estimated less than 1 chance in 10 to the 40,ooo power – But you find nothing wrong with believing that billions of years full of random mutations would result in the impossible.

4. You accuse fundamental Christians of being intolerant, judgmental and hateful, while you foam at the mouth calling them freaking lunatics, ignorant, weak-minded, stupid fundies, and hateful bigots.

3. You ignore scientific concepts like cause and effect, and you don't realize that a closed system can be defined however the observer wants, so you throw out technological phrases to try to ignore the implications of thermodynamics by saying the laws of physics are not set in stone.

2. While all evidence, logic and reasoning point to a Creator and absolute truth, you prefer to hide behind relativism and a theory of evolution which does not, in fact, describe the creation of the universe at all, or why concepts of good and evil or morality exist.

1. Atheism fails to adequately explain the existence of eternal, unchanging truths, for it rejects the existence of an eternal unchanging mind. Atheism cannot offer man any eternal significance whatsoever. Temporary meaning in life is insufficient, for our accomplishments die with the death of the universe -- there is no ultimate purpose in a universe void of God.

DrCoCoPiMp

10. Totally wrong, its what christians fail to do.

9. *Evolution is fact, supposed by mountains of evidence, unlike the Bible and its stories.*

8. Yet again, you completely misunderstand the point. Fundamentalist Christians say that the Bible is untouchable, cannot be argued with, while athiests say that actual evidence is needed, to which Christians respond by pronouncing the Bible as the word of God, which is countered by the atheists' statement that the Bible was created by men, not God. This frustrates the Christians and makes them spout nonsense such as your 8th point, which is undermined by the fact that scientific writings actually have evidence and reasoning, while the Bible pulls stuff out of its ***, much like God in the Bible's stories.

7. One word: "Islamophobe".

6. *Evolution is fact, supposed by mountains of evidence, unlike the Bible and its stories.*

5. So assuming your random statistic is true, and life is unlikely to form, how does that make God the answer? As if a magical pixie in the sky creating everything is more likely. So life is rare, that just makes Earth special.

4. Most of the atheist accusations are not without reason, and its an obvious sign that your a Christian that you blatantly generalise the whole atheist population.

3. I'm sorry, wtf are you talking about?

2. "A theory of evolution which does not, in fact, describe the creation of the universe at all." Oh man, your so awesome. Figure that out all by yourself did you? As if it was ever meant to describe the creation of the universe, or the creation of life for that matter. Also, would you care to link me to the "evidence, logic and reasoning that points to a Creator and the absolute truth"? I haven't seen it. Probably because there is none.

1. Without an ultimate purpose imposed by God, humanity's ultimate purpose becomes pushing our capabilities, understanding the infinite well of knowledge that is the Universe, using that knowledge to understand our own creation, the creation of the universe, and furthering humankind as a whole. All this instead of aiming to get into some magical wonderland where you get to shake God's hand and sit in the clouds while the next generation does what you could have done during your lifetime instead of wasting your time with the nonsense that is religion.

EDIT: *facepalm*, if this is a joke thread, I just wasted precious minutes of my life. Sorry, it had all the hallmarks of a serious atheist-bashing thread.

[QUOTE="BlackAlpha666"]

Top 10 signs that you are a theist.

I don't know what numbers 10 through 2 are but number 1 is definately:

1. Whenever you bash people, you confuse evolution for atheism.

LJS9502_basic

In my opinion it's a stereotype. I posted that in the spirit of this joke topic.

Flop. An athiest wouldn't deny the existence of god, and then blame things on him. Whoever does that is a hypocrite, not an atheist.Etheral_Filcher

Hypocrite, and/or idiot :roll:

1. Atheism fails to adequately explain the existence of eternal, unchanging truths, for it rejects the existence of an eternal unchanging mind. Atheism cannot offer man any eternal significance whatsoever. Temporary meaning in life is insufficient, for our accomplishments die with the death of the universe -- there is no ultimate purpose in a universe void of God.

DrCoCoPiMp

not a reason. try again. or sign, rather.

In my opinion it's a stereotype. I posted that in the spirit of this joke topic.

BlackAlpha666

Seems a few people are taking this as serious......

Way 2 e-z to piss off t3h interwebz

juss let this ish die lulz

10. You vigorously deny the existence of God, yet you frequently blame Him for all the "evils" in the world, all the natural disasters, and everything else under the sun that is wrong in modern society.

9. You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when creationists say that people were created in the image and likeness of God, but you have no problem with the evolutionist claim that we all evolved from slime by a cosmic accident.

8. You criticize fundamental Christians who believe the Bible, and say that it can't possibly be true because it's just a book written by mere men, yet you never question any of Darwin's writings or Richard Dawkins' books.

7. You can't seem to understand the primary differences between fundamental Muslims and fundamental Christians (hint: strap-on TNT. Plus - Muhammad says, "kill innocent people and yourself if you love me." Jesus Christ said, "I'll die for you because I love you").

6. You say the Bible is full of fairytales and fables, yet you believe all life forms including plants, trees, insects, birds, fish, reptiles and mammals evolved from one species into another - As if evolution isn't the biggest fairytale of them all.

5. You laugh at the Supernatural, even though scientists have calculated the odds of life forming by natural processes to be estimated less than 1 chance in 10 to the 40,ooo power – But you find nothing wrong with believing that billions of years full of random mutations would result in the impossible.

4. You accuse fundamental Christians of being intolerant, judgmental and hateful, while you foam at the mouth calling them freaking lunatics, ignorant, weak-minded, stupid fundies, and hateful bigots.

3. You ignore scientific concepts like cause and effect, and you don't realize that a closed system can be defined however the observer wants, so you throw out technological phrases to try to ignore the implications of thermodynamics by saying the laws of physics are not set in stone.

2. While all evidence, logic and reasoning point to a Creator and absolute truth, you prefer to hide behind relativism and a theory of evolution which does not, in fact, describe the creation of the universe at all, or why concepts of good and evil or morality exist.

1. Atheism fails to adequately explain the existence of eternal, unchanging truths, for it rejects the existence of an eternal unchanging mind. Atheism cannot offer man any eternal significance whatsoever. Temporary meaning in life is insufficient, for our accomplishments die with the death of the universe -- there is no ultimate purpose in a universe void of God.

DrCoCoPiMp

I'm not even going to waste my time.

I have never read so much tripe.

Way 2 e-z to piss off t3h interwebzDrCoCoPiMp

i could not believe that you made a topic like this, and dont seem to grasp the joke-thread mentality yet, and i also broke my promise to myself, never get involved with religion threads.

[QUOTE="Etheral_Filcher"]Flop. An athiest wouldn't deny the existence of god, and then blame things on him. Whoever does that is a hypocrite, not an atheist.skinnypete91

Hypocrite, and/or idiot :roll:

One in the same.

Ahh what the heck.

10. I don't believe in God, so how can I blame him for anything?

9. Doesn't insult me, Creationists can believe whatever they want, it's a free country. I choose to believe in the grand evolution of life rather than their beliefs.

8. Written by men 2000 years ago. Dawkins book is a bit scientific for me prefer Sam Harris but both are men and their books aren't 100% right. Darwin is right, maybe the book isn't 100% but he's right. Also I've read The Origin of Species, God Delusion, End of Faith, The Bible many times, The Qur'an and The Torah, have you?

7. There is no difference in fundamental Islam and Christianity, there is a difference in Radical Islam.

6. You can see evolution happening, can see it's results, again a 2000 year old book, with burning bushes and great floods?

5. Yes I believe it took billions of years to get to us, not sure about your ratios there.

4. I have no problem with Christians, I'm married to one, I go to church with her every Sunday. I try not to insult anyone I know or don't know.

3. Quoting science when it fits your arguement?

2. Sadly, and I mean that seriously, NO evidence other than a 2000 year old book points to a creator.

1. I believe the mind is constantly changing=learning. There is plenty of purpose without God, be good to other people we are all we have, enjoy life it's the only one you have, teach your children the morals your parents taught you.

Most Atheists aren't ticked off 12 year olds, they are educated in religion, and it takes a long time to come to this decision.

You failed TC... Biased fail...

You vigorously deny the existence of God, yet you frequently blame Him for all the "evils" in the world, all the natural disasters, and everything else under the sun that is wrong in modern society.

You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when creationists say that people were created in the image and likeness of God, but you have no problem with the evolutionist claim that we all evolved from slime by a cosmic accident.

You criticize fundamental Christians who believe the Bible, and say that it can't possibly be true because it's just a book written by mere men, yet you never question any of Darwin's writings or Richard Dawkins' books.

You can't seem to understand the primary differences between fundamental Muslims and fundamental Christians hint: strap-on TNT. Plus - Muhammad says, "kill innocent people and yourself if you love me." Jesus Christ said, "I'll die for you because I love you".

You say the Bible is full of fairytales and fables, yet you believe all life forms including plants, trees, insects, birds, fish, reptiles and mammals evolved from one species into another - As if evolution isn't the biggest fairytale of them all.

You laugh at the Supernatural, even though scientists have calculated the odds of life forming by natural processes to be estimated less than 1 chance in 10 to the 40,ooo power – But you find nothing wrong with believing that billions of years full of random mutations would result in the impossible.

You accuse fundamental Christians of being intolerant, judgmental and hateful, while you foam at the mouth calling them freaking lunatics, ignorant, weak-minded, stupid fundies, and hateful bigots.

You ignore scientific concepts like cause and effect, and you don't realize that a closed system can be defined however the observer wants, so you throw out technological phrases to try to ignore the implications of thermodynamics by saying the laws of physics are not set in stone.

While all evidence, logic and reasoning point to a Creator and absolute truth, you prefer to hide behind relativism and a theory of evolution which does not, in fact, describe the creation of the universe at all, or why concepts of good and evil or morality exist.

Atheism fails to adequately explain the existence of eternal, unchanging truths, for it rejects the existence of an eternal unchanging mind. Atheism cannot offer man any eternal significance whatsoever. Temporary meaning in life is insufficient, for our accomplishments die with the death of the universe -- there is no ultimate purpose in a universe void of God.

This is worse than the Christian fundamentalist counterpart.

The only thing you need to do to be an Atheist is to not believe in a god.

A "Top Ten" list is not needed.

I laugh at whoever wasted their time to create this specific Top Ten list.

XD

That didn't describe me at all. I can't blame what I don't believe in, although sometimes I will say something is gods' fault, but it's only to get the point across to the believer that it's silly to praise such a tyrant, even though he is imaginary.

I also don't believe in evolution over anything else, I just believe what I experience through my 5 senses. I have no clue how everything in the unverse works.

Also, Richard Dawkins pisses me off.

1. Atheism fails to adequately explain the existence of eternal, unchanging truths, for it rejects the existence of an eternal unchanging mind. Atheism cannot offer man any eternal significance whatsoever. Temporary meaning in life is insufficient, for our accomplishments die with the death of the universe -- there is no ultimate purpose in a universe void of God.

DrCoCoPiMp

Hmmmmm... my sarcasm detector is tingling...Hungry_bunny

i feel it on me...

[QUOTE="DrCoCoPiMp"]

1. Atheism fails to adequately explain the existence of eternal, unchanging truths, for it rejects the existence of an eternal unchanging mind. Atheism cannot offer man any eternal significance whatsoever. Temporary meaning in life is insufficient, for our accomplishments die with the death of the universe -- there is no ultimate purpose in a universe void of God.

quiglythegreat

10. You vigorously deny the existence of God, yet you frequently blame Him for all the "evils" in the world, all the natural disasters, and everything else under the sun that is wrong in modern society.

9. You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when creationists say that people were created in the image and likeness of God, but you have no problem with the evolutionist claim that we all evolved from slime by a cosmic accident.

8. You criticize fundamental Christians who believe the Bible, and say that it can't possibly be true because it's just a book written by mere men, yet you never question any of Darwin's writings or Richard Dawkins' books.

7. You can't seem to understand the primary differences between fundamental Muslims and fundamental Christians (hint: strap-on TNT. Plus - Muhammad says, "kill innocent people and yourself if you love me." Jesus Christ said, "I'll die for you because I love you").

6. You say the Bible is full of fairytales and fables, yet you believe all life forms including plants, trees, insects, birds, fish, reptiles and mammals evolved from one species into another - As if evolution isn't the biggest fairytale of them all.

5. You laugh at the Supernatural, even though scientists have calculated the odds of life forming by natural processes to be estimated less than 1 chance in 10 to the 40,ooo power – But you find nothing wrong with believing that billions of years full of random mutations would result in the impossible.

4. You accuse fundamental Christians of being intolerant, judgmental and hateful, while you foam at the mouth calling them freaking lunatics, ignorant, weak-minded, stupid fundies, and hateful bigots.

3. You ignore scientific concepts like cause and effect, and you don't realize that a closed system can be defined however the observer wants, so you throw out technological phrases to try to ignore the implications of thermodynamics by saying the laws of physics are not set in stone.

2. While all evidence, logic and reasoning point to a Creator and absolute truth, you prefer to hide behind relativism and a theory of evolution which does not, in fact, describe the creation of the universe at all, or why concepts of good and evil or morality exist.

1. Atheism fails to adequately explain the existence of eternal, unchanging truths, for it rejects the existence of an eternal unchanging mind. Atheism cannot offer man any eternal significance whatsoever. Temporary meaning in life is insufficient, for our accomplishments die with the death of the universe -- there is no ultimate purpose in a universe void of God.

DrCoCoPiMp

I'm not athiest but, seriously, you (or who ever created this) give anti-athiests (possibly christian) people a bad name :|

[QUOTE="quiglythegreat"][QUOTE="DrCoCoPiMp"]

1. Atheism fails to adequately explain the existence of eternal, unchanging truths, for it rejects the existence of an eternal unchanging mind. Atheism cannot offer man any eternal significance whatsoever. Temporary meaning in life is insufficient, for our accomplishments die with the death of the universe -- there is no ultimate purpose in a universe void of God.

hamstergeddon

He doesnt actually think that buddhists are atheist, he just used that to show that the TCs logic is false lol.

I can't believe this and the fundamentalist thread are still going haha